I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Homecoming

Naruto and Jiraiya stroll into the Leaf Village after being on a training trip across many lands for the last two and a half years, Naruto takes a look around and enjoys the familiar yet different scenery.

Naruto: Man, man, man, the chicks here have gotten hotter. How 'bout it, Sage?

Jiraiya: The girls here have always been good-lookin'.

Naruto: Yeah, but not like this. Hey, girls.

Naruto flashes a smile and waves at a group of girls and they wave back and giggle amongst themselves.

Girl #1: Who's he?

Girl #2: I don't know but he's cute.

Girl #3: He looks familiar, though.

Girl #4: He must be from here, he's wearing the forehead protector of this village.

Naruto turns to Jiraiya.

Naruto: Hey, Sage, check it out. Why don't we go over there and see what those girls over there are talkin' 'bout?

Jiraiya chuckles to himself.

Jiraiya: I think I'm a little too old for those girls, but knock yourself out. I've gotta meet the hokage anyway.

Naruto: Aight, man, I'll catch ya' later.

Naruto and Jiraiya slap five and depart, Naruto turns back to the girls and flashes his smile again. They motion for him to come over.

Naruto: Whoa, you girls look even better up close, what are your names?

Girl #1: I'm Mai.

Girl #2: I'm Asuka.

Girl #3: I'm Rei.

Girl #4: I'm Kagome.

Naruto: Wow, your names are as pretty as you are.

Naruto smiles at the girls causing them to giggle again.

Naruto: Ooooh.

Rei: Why do you look familiar?

Kagome: Yeah, from that forehead protector you must be from this village but I don't think that I've seen you before.

Naruto: The name's Naruto but you girls can call me "Yours."

The girls giggle again.

Naruto: Ooooh.

Mai: Wait a minute, Naruto? You're that kid that our parents didn't like, the one that used to run around playing pranks on the village.

Naruto: The one and only.

Asuka: Why?

Naruto: Oh, it's because of the Nine-tailed Fox demon that almost destroyed the village around 15 years ago.

Naruto raises his shirt and show the seal on his abdomen, the girls are both amazed by Naruto's story and turned on by his rock hard abs.

Asuka: Wow, can I touch it?

Naruto: Go on ahead.

Asuka begins to rub the seal and her friends follow suit in feeling Naruto up in broad daylight.

Naruto: Your parents hated me 'cuz they though that was still the Nine-tailed fox but they must really hate you 'cuz I'm lookin' at four foxes right here. That's it, that' what I'm gonna call y'all, the Fine Tail Foxes.

Naruto smiles and lick his lips at the girls causing them to giggle again.

Naruto: Ooooh.

Kagome: You're too much, Naruto.

Naruto: And there's still more to come. Listen, girls, what are you four doin' tonight?

Mai: Nothing, why?

Naruto: Well, I've just got back to the village and I think it's time to celebrate but what's a celebration if you don't have anyone to celebrate with?

Voice: Celebrating, Naruto? Don't you think that the hokage will have some things for you to take care of now that you're back?

Naruto turns around to find Kakashi reading his favorite book.

Naruto: Kakashi-sensei? Excuse me, one second.

Naruto turns back to the girls.

Naruto: What do you girls say you meet me at, uh, I've gone so long, where does everyone meet around here?

Rei: There's the Main Event but that club really isn't that hot anymore.

Naruto: We'll just have to make it hot, won't we?

Rei: You think so?

Naruto: Trust me, you girls make hell seem chilly. I ain't sweatin' because of the sun, baby.

The girls chuckle as they melt inside Naruto's blue eyes.

Naruto: Ooooh. See ya', girls.

Naruto waves and leaves.

Girls: Bye, Naruto.

Naruto: Kakashi! S'up, sensei?

Kakashi: Well, it seems that you're getting along, Naruto.

Naruto: Hey, man, just livin' the dream. So, how've you been?

Kakashi: Oh, I've been well, or at least as well as a shinobi can be.

Naruto: Great, anything new happen since I've been gone?

Kakashi: No, everything's pretty much the same as when you left as far as I've noticed.

Naruto notices Kakashi's book.

Naruto: Oh, hey, sage and I got a present for ya'.

Naruto pulls out a book and hands it to Kakashi.

Naruto: It's a special issue of the Make-Out series.

Kakashi: Make-Out Gaiden?

Naruto: Yeah, Sage is grooming me to take over the series once he finishes with it so he let me write it, he really just oversaw its development to make sure it's up to the standards he set.

Kakashi: And?

Naruto: He fully endorses it, check out the main character.

Kakashi reads some the book.

Kakashi: (surprised) Me?

Naruto: That's right, sensei, just think of it as a gift for givin' me my start.

Kakashi is brought to tears and hugs Naruto.

Kakashi: Thank you, Naruto.

Naruto: Don't mention it, just make sure to let me know your opinion.

Voice: Naruto?

Naruto turns around to find Sakura staring at him like she's never seen him before, Naruto eyes Sakura up and down and fixes his hair while approaching her, leaving Kakashi engrossed in his new book.

Naruto: (smooth) Heeey, it's been far too long and oh, how I've missed just being around you.

Naruto circles around Sakura causing her to blush.

Sakura: I can't believe how hot Naruto's gotten.

Naruto: You're blushing, Sakura.

Sakura: It's just that it's good to see you, Naruto.

Naruto: From what I can see, it's way better seein' you, Sakura. So, where are you off to?

Sakura: Actually, I was going to the hokage's office.

Naruto: I'm going there myself, may I join you?

Sakura: Sure, why not?

Naruto: Hey, sensei, we're headin' to the hokage's office. Sensei?

Naruto turns around to search for Kakashi, Naruto finally surmises Kakashi's whereabouts.

Naruto: Ah, he's probably off reading that book. Well…

Naruto extends his elbow for Sakura.

Naruto: …shall we?

Sakura hooks her arm in Naruto's and the two depart for the hokage's office.

Naruto: So, Sakura, what's good?

Sakura: Well, I'm a chunin and I've been training with the hokage since you've been gone.

Naruto: Really?

Sakura: Yeah, she's taught me a whole lot about medicine.

Naruto: Far out. So, you'd be good when things get, uh, sticky, huh?

Naruto gives Sakura a suggestive look causing her to blush.

Naruto: Ooooh. Sakura, you're blushing again.

Sakura: What about you? You must've been up to a lot with Lord Jiraiya, you even look different. You aren't even wearing your jacket.

Naruto: I started to forego wearing his jacket unless the weather got too cold. Besides, the ladies like looking at my body in this tee shirt.

Sakura: Well, what about me? Do I look more like a woman now?

Sakura stops and steps away from Naruto to give him a good look at her.

Naruto: Girl, you look like you're all woman.

Sakura blushes intensely.

Naruto: Ooooh.

Sakura takes Naruto's arm and they continue on their way to the hokage's office.

Naruto: You know, I really did miss you, Sakura.

Sakura: Really, I missed you too, Naruto.

Naruto: I mean, every night I used to imagine running my fingers in, out, and all round you pink, soft, luscious…

Naruto looks at the blushing Sakura in her eyes, making her heat up on the inside as she hangs on to his every word.

Naruto: …hair.

Sakura: Hair?

Naruto could sense a bit of disappointment in Sakura's voice.

Naruto: Something wrong?

Sakura: Oh, nothing. I thought he was talking about something else.

Naruto: It looks like where here. Think she'll be happy to see me?

Sakura: Yeah, I'm sure.

Naruto: Well, let's go.