PICTIONARY!!!!!

Empov

"I'M SO BOOOOORED. No one wants to play with meeee." I complained to Rosie, she put down her mirror and lipstick (or was it mine from my vast dress-up collection?) and yanked a handful of paper and crayons off the shelf.

"Here, go occupy your 3 year old brain with some colouring. Or Pictionary." I stared at the paper, confused,

"What's Pictionary?" I asked her. She rolled her eyes,

"You draw a picture, no words, of a film, a book, a TV program or an advert and the others have to guess. Now, go find Jazz, Eddie and the walking health and safety issue and LEAVE ME ALONE." She turned away from me and continued to liberally apply hot pink gloss to her lips.

Jpov

Em burst in on us all excited. "Hey guys, wanna play Pictionary?" He waved some paper and crayons under Eddie's nose.Ooh, that sounds fun actually, "I'll play! Bella, Eddie?" I looked over to them, Bella nodded,

"Okay, why not?" We all looked at Edward, he sighed,

"Fine, go on then Em." He gestured for him to start. Em bent over the pad muttering to himself, eventually he straightened up,

"C'mon then, guess! Eddie, no reading my thoughts, that's cheating!" He held the pad up; we all peered closely at it. A box, then a stickman wearing large pants. "Well?" he asked, Ed squinted,

"Is it, a TV program?" he asked Em, he nodded. Ed shook his head, "Nope, I don't have a clue." I didn't know what it was either, nor did Bella. She was sat there shaking her head too. Em frowned,

"Aww, my drawing isn't that bad?" He said, looking quite sad and verging on tears. PING, it came to me,

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!" I yelled pointing at the crude drawing.

"Spongebob square pants!?!" echoed Eddie, "That's a stick man!"

"In square pants stupid" I said, proud that I got it before him.

"YES, well done Jazzy Pants!" Called Em back and handed me the pad and crayons, "Your turn." I got up, how hard can it be?

5 MINUTES LATER: I still can't think of anything... That's it! I quickly sketched the book title onto the pad. I held it up, "You will never get this!" I said proudly holding it up. Em cried,

"TERMINATOR!" Pointing at the picture on the page,

"How could it be terminator Em? It's a book can't you see the little picture?" Said Bella despairingly. "It's obvious it's... What is it?" She stopped at stared at the page, "That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever Jasper. Can't you do another, simpler one?" She asked.

"Nope, just give it a g..."

"THE DA-VINCI CODE" Yelled Em leaping up and down on the chair excitedly.

"It's not the Da-vinci code Emmett" I said, I turned back to the only 2 sane people playing. "It's easy really, just think about it." Both Ed and Bella exchanged knowing looks.

"Ok, we will. BUT only for another few minutes, then you'll have to change it if we don't guess correctly" Said Ed pointing at the paper. "Remember tha..."

"THE SMURFS! BARBIE GIRL! PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN!" Yelled Em running around the room like a demented chicken.

"SHUT UP EM!" I yelled back "IF YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANY SANE ANSWERS THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!" Em sat down and went silent. "As you were saying Ed... Ah" Ed and Bella had sneaked off whilst I was shouting at Emmett. Typical.

"FAIL!" Shouted Em laughing and pointing at me. Dear Lord...