In Neji's room-Hyuuga compound

"Tenten...you can't do that..."

"Why I'm reading a book, there's no rules against reading a book?"

"No, that book!, that specific book, dammit!"

"But, but Nejiiiiiii, please"

"No"

"Jackass"

"No"

"Girl"

"No"

"I hate you"

"Dammit Tenten! You can't read PORN in the HYUUGA COMPOUND!"

"Thats not fair, just coz the wrinkled stinky cheeses called the council aren't allowed to orgasm for fear of having a heart attack doesn't mean others can't be pleasured!"

"Ok, Tenten we will go somewhere else private and then you can do anything you want, you can masturbate with a tree branch for all I care"

"No...I tried that...it didn't work"

"Why did you try that?!"

"I was horny...plus the Hyuuga compound has no toys to play with"

"Just...deep breaths..., lets go Tenten, you can do what you want at the training grounds in the forest"