s.s.01: hey yall hows it going?(crickets chirp). Well how bout you crickets, how yall doing?
crickets: eh not bad. kind of cold. we want a raise you son of a bi-(squeesh)
s.s.01: now that thats done-
crickets: holy crap he killed Fred! you bastard!
s.s.01: (pulls out flamethrower)fwoosh!
crickets: o my leg. oh my god is that my wing, why is it bending that way?
s.s.01: (sighs) alright now I can-(looks down at crickets)-start with the introduction. i am sharpshooter01 and you may know me from such fan-fics as "Kingdom scars" and "why the wait"(in fact thats the only two I've done) but tonight we are to embark on a magical journey using the greatest invention of all time.
crickets: crack?
s.s.01: (picks cricket up and swallows him). no my little-hecup-friend, imagination(waves hand in air and cricket appears in it).
crickets: what the crap? didn't you swallow me awile ago you sick canniballistic bastard.
s.s.01: you only imagined i did(wags the finger of ignorance).
crickets: oh. so if i imagine a gigantic four-headed snake monster with nuclear breath, will that come true?
s.s.01: no.
crickets: why not?
s.s.01: because i dont have the patience to write up a line for that.
crickets: lazy bastard.
s.s.01: (wistles, then Shade comes out and chases the cricket). alright before he comes back. this is a crackpairings for power puff girls.
rules: there are none. other than there may be no flammers(crowd wines). ok fine flammers may commence burning(crowd cheers). just review to send me ideas for pairings.
oh and before i forget. i would like to thank gemenidragon76 for reviewing everyone of my updates for Kingdom scars. (gives thumbs up and teeth sparkle) thanx buddy.