InuYasha
Survival
A Taisho Grl (host): Hello there and Welcome to… InuYasha Survival! Today there will be two teams trapped on an Island. This should be easy for them at first, but later, we will put more pressure on these people!
Our two teams are…
Team #1 Inuyasha, Kikyou, Kagome, Shippo, and Miroku,
Team #2 Naraku, Kaugra, Sango, Jakotsu, and Sesshomaru
Day #1
Inuyasha: I'm hungry!!
Kagome: How am I not surprised?!
Shippo: (Yawns)
Kikyou: …
Miroku: (gropes Kikyou)
Kikyou: (in shock for a few seconds) INUYASHA!!!
Inuyasha: Geeze Miroku, quit touching people!!
A Taisho Grl: Ok, then, Let's check on team 2!
Sango: I'm Tired, I'm hungry, I'm sooo weak! I need water, I'm bored WAAH!
Kagura: Shut up, already!!!
Sesshomaru: …
Naraku: …
Jakotsu: Ooooh! Did you guys see Inuyasha bend over like that? Rrrrawr!!
Day #2
Shippo: Miroku, we all voted you off the Island, five times!!
Miroku: Well, fine, I'll leave, if, you let me have Kikyou all to myself for 1 night.
Kikyou: Why me?!! Don't I have any say in this, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Why her? She can't have any kids.
Miroku: She doesn't get angry so easily, so she won't slap me.
Kikyou: I will if I have to!!!
Kagome: Say yes Inuyasha! Then we can be together for 1 night, alone.
Kikyou: No, Inuyasha!!
After a long pause for thought…
Inuyasha: one night, only Miroku.
Miroku and Kagome: YEESSS!!!
Kikyou: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
A Taisho Grl: Ok, then, Team 2…?
Sango: WAAAH!! My stomach hurts!!!
Jakotsu: WAAH! WAAH! That's all the stupid female can say…
Sango: (slaps Jakotsu) I'm not a stupid female!!
Jakotsu: Humph, it doesn't matter, as long as you don't belong to my Inuyasha.
Sango: Who'd like a snobby mutt like that anyways?
Jakotsu: You calling my man a snobby mutt!?
Sango: You asking fight?!!
Jakotsu: Bring it on!!
Day #3
Shippo: Well, finally, Miroku is off the island.
Kikyou: (comes out of nowhere dancing hula, outfit and all… yes even the coconut bra… -.- +)
Inuyasha: Kikyou what the hell are you doing?
Kikyou: DAAAAANCING!
Kagome: Whoa…Dude what's she smoking?
Kikyou: (twirls around)
Shippo: I wanna dance too!! (starts dancing with Kikyou)
Inuyasha and Kagome: …
A Taisho Grl: You know the drill…
Jakotsu: Ok, you ready?
Sango: I've been ready…
Jakotsu: Let's Fight!!
Sango: (Slap)
Jakotsu: (Punch)
Sango: (Slap)
Jakotsu: (Punch)
Kagura, Sesshomaru, and Naraku: …
Kagura: Well, this is an interesting fight, eh Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: …
Author's Notes:
... this is my second fanfic, tell me if it's good, plz don't flame, i'm very very sensitive and I cry easily... yeah. Anyways if you have any suggestions for my next chapter i'd be very glad to hear them, i don't wanna just ramble on and on about the stuff they're doing on the island, you know, I need some action. uhh... thanx
A Taisho Grl