This is an odd, random story where everyone gets trapped in a dungeon.
Thom's going insane from boredom and his remedies are very creative.this
gets of to a slow start, but picks up, as I'm sort of eager to get them in
the dungeon in the first place.let's get cracking!
"I'm bored."
"So am I."
"What do you want to do?"
"I don't know, what do you want to do?"
As you could see, Thom was having an animated conversation with himself. He scowled and threw his book against the wall. He was so bored, and he couldn't concentrate. He was quite miserable, and it was a sunny day. Sunny day's irritated him, because, as everyone knows, you think best on an overcast day.
He looked out the window, squinting in the light. He could see his sister having the time of her life, talking to her friends. Friends! Who needed them? His sister wouldn't like them half as much if she actually spent some time with them, instead of running off to fight in every war she found. If she actually spent some time with them.that gave Thom an idea...which ended up with Alanna gagged and thrown into a not in use dungeon.
You see, this was Thom's brilliant idea. He needed to show his sister how wonderful her friends really were. So, he decided to trap them in a dungeon for forty-eight hours and see how they'd cope, as in if they'd kill each other or drive each other insane or what. Simple yes, stupid even, but it would serve as a remedy for his boredom for a while. Now all he needed were some victims for Alanna's rescue mission:
Alanna (duh, she was the victim)
Jon
George
Liam
Faithful
Gary
Raoul
Thayet
Buri
Alex
Delia
And.Roger!
And, now we're going to skip over all the fine details like: how Thom got the ransom notes out without revealing his plot or who had kidnapped her, or why Jon didn't send all the armies in the world after her, or how Thom was even able to kidnap his ever alert sister in the first place, or why Alex, Delia, and Roger were involved in the rescue mission and get straight to the plot or even why Alex, Roger, Liam, Faithful, and Thom are even in this story, as they died in book four.
Under the palace near the dungeons with a king, a queen, a thief, a cat, a
Dragon, a warrior girl, three knights, and three ticked off bad guys:
"I'm coming to rescue you Alanna!" yelled George.
"I'm coming Alanna, don't worry!" yelled Jon. "Ha, I yelled louder," he said to George.
The used to be thief pouted for a second, but was cheered up when Thayet grabbed Jon's ear and hissed, "I'm your wife, you moron!"
"Sorry Thayet."
"I'M COMING ALANNA!" yelled Liam. "I yelled louder than both of y'all. Alanna defiantly knows I'm coming."
George and Jon both pouted for a second, but then Jon remembered the pain in his ear.
The crew continued walking.
"Why are we here?" complained Delia. "It's not like we care if Alanna was kidnapped," she said, earning glares from 'the good guys.'
"Uh.well, I don't know," answered Roger.
"Has anybody considered that this is a plot to get all of us and Alanna trapped in a dungeon to see if we kill or drive each other insane, or come out of the dungeon perfectly intact forty-eight hours later, all to the enjoyment of an insane, bored sorcerer?" asked Alex.
Everyone stared.
"Well, I guess it could be." murmured Gary thoughtfully.
"What are you talking about?" asked Raoul. "There's probably an army waiting down in the dungeon for us that kidnapped Alanna, and we'll get to fight something! I haven't killed anything since this morning!"
"What was the last thing you killed," Buri said, almost afraid to ask.
"I killed a muskrat just this morning!" Raoul said proudly.
"NOOOOOOO! Muskrats are my favorite animals!"
Again, everyone stared.
"What kind of bad guy has a favorite animal?" asked Gary in utter disgust.
Roger looked around nervously, hoping everyone wouldn't realize that he wasn't that good of a bad guy.
"What kind of bad guy loses in fencing to a girl half his size?" asked George.
Roger really prayed that no one would say anything else.
"And what kind of bad guy kills innocent people and thinks of plots to try to steal the throne?" demanded Raoul.
"Uh, that's what the bad guy does," Buri informed him gently.
Roger sighed in relief. His cover wasn't blown! "Of course that's what a bad guy does! That's what I do! Because I'm the bad guy!"
And everyone walked.
"Hey, has anyone realized that me, Roger, Alex, and Faithful are supposed to be dead?" asked Liam.
"You can only call me by my first name when I say so," said Roger sourly.
"Yeah, y'all are," said Thayet. "Then why are you here?"
"I don't know," replied Liam.
"Hey, has anyone realized that are supposed to be dead sorcerer Thom could have brought y'all back?" asked Jon.
"Well, who could have brought him back?" asked Gary, logical as always.
"I don't know," replied Jon.
And with that new turn of questions, our rescuers are slowly making their way towards Alanna, and towards being trapped.
Okay, that was slightly lame, but it'll get better, I promise. Well I've got to go, because I'm using a library computer, and they're about to kick me off. My computer is broken. You know what, I had this all typed up in a better draft but then the library closed and I didn't have time to post it. And the library doesn't save documents on Word, so I had to do this all over again. Oh well, be happy I love my reviewers so much. Well, adios! Apllo21
"I'm bored."
"So am I."
"What do you want to do?"
"I don't know, what do you want to do?"
As you could see, Thom was having an animated conversation with himself. He scowled and threw his book against the wall. He was so bored, and he couldn't concentrate. He was quite miserable, and it was a sunny day. Sunny day's irritated him, because, as everyone knows, you think best on an overcast day.
He looked out the window, squinting in the light. He could see his sister having the time of her life, talking to her friends. Friends! Who needed them? His sister wouldn't like them half as much if she actually spent some time with them, instead of running off to fight in every war she found. If she actually spent some time with them.that gave Thom an idea...which ended up with Alanna gagged and thrown into a not in use dungeon.
You see, this was Thom's brilliant idea. He needed to show his sister how wonderful her friends really were. So, he decided to trap them in a dungeon for forty-eight hours and see how they'd cope, as in if they'd kill each other or drive each other insane or what. Simple yes, stupid even, but it would serve as a remedy for his boredom for a while. Now all he needed were some victims for Alanna's rescue mission:
Alanna (duh, she was the victim)
Jon
George
Liam
Faithful
Gary
Raoul
Thayet
Buri
Alex
Delia
And.Roger!
And, now we're going to skip over all the fine details like: how Thom got the ransom notes out without revealing his plot or who had kidnapped her, or why Jon didn't send all the armies in the world after her, or how Thom was even able to kidnap his ever alert sister in the first place, or why Alex, Delia, and Roger were involved in the rescue mission and get straight to the plot or even why Alex, Roger, Liam, Faithful, and Thom are even in this story, as they died in book four.
Under the palace near the dungeons with a king, a queen, a thief, a cat, a
Dragon, a warrior girl, three knights, and three ticked off bad guys:
"I'm coming to rescue you Alanna!" yelled George.
"I'm coming Alanna, don't worry!" yelled Jon. "Ha, I yelled louder," he said to George.
The used to be thief pouted for a second, but was cheered up when Thayet grabbed Jon's ear and hissed, "I'm your wife, you moron!"
"Sorry Thayet."
"I'M COMING ALANNA!" yelled Liam. "I yelled louder than both of y'all. Alanna defiantly knows I'm coming."
George and Jon both pouted for a second, but then Jon remembered the pain in his ear.
The crew continued walking.
"Why are we here?" complained Delia. "It's not like we care if Alanna was kidnapped," she said, earning glares from 'the good guys.'
"Uh.well, I don't know," answered Roger.
"Has anybody considered that this is a plot to get all of us and Alanna trapped in a dungeon to see if we kill or drive each other insane, or come out of the dungeon perfectly intact forty-eight hours later, all to the enjoyment of an insane, bored sorcerer?" asked Alex.
Everyone stared.
"Well, I guess it could be." murmured Gary thoughtfully.
"What are you talking about?" asked Raoul. "There's probably an army waiting down in the dungeon for us that kidnapped Alanna, and we'll get to fight something! I haven't killed anything since this morning!"
"What was the last thing you killed," Buri said, almost afraid to ask.
"I killed a muskrat just this morning!" Raoul said proudly.
"NOOOOOOO! Muskrats are my favorite animals!"
Again, everyone stared.
"What kind of bad guy has a favorite animal?" asked Gary in utter disgust.
Roger looked around nervously, hoping everyone wouldn't realize that he wasn't that good of a bad guy.
"What kind of bad guy loses in fencing to a girl half his size?" asked George.
Roger really prayed that no one would say anything else.
"And what kind of bad guy kills innocent people and thinks of plots to try to steal the throne?" demanded Raoul.
"Uh, that's what the bad guy does," Buri informed him gently.
Roger sighed in relief. His cover wasn't blown! "Of course that's what a bad guy does! That's what I do! Because I'm the bad guy!"
And everyone walked.
"Hey, has anyone realized that me, Roger, Alex, and Faithful are supposed to be dead?" asked Liam.
"You can only call me by my first name when I say so," said Roger sourly.
"Yeah, y'all are," said Thayet. "Then why are you here?"
"I don't know," replied Liam.
"Hey, has anyone realized that are supposed to be dead sorcerer Thom could have brought y'all back?" asked Jon.
"Well, who could have brought him back?" asked Gary, logical as always.
"I don't know," replied Jon.
And with that new turn of questions, our rescuers are slowly making their way towards Alanna, and towards being trapped.
Okay, that was slightly lame, but it'll get better, I promise. Well I've got to go, because I'm using a library computer, and they're about to kick me off. My computer is broken. You know what, I had this all typed up in a better draft but then the library closed and I didn't have time to post it. And the library doesn't save documents on Word, so I had to do this all over again. Oh well, be happy I love my reviewers so much. Well, adios! Apllo21