This oneshot will probably become part of the story I'm working on. Please review! x
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Hair - by WaterUnderTheBridge
"You little shitface! You ACTUALLY insulted me in front of the first years!"
Draco looked at her. Her hands were balled up in tight fists, her mouth shaped into an unattractive scowl - she looked gloriously angry. Athena would have been proud. "I did nothing of the sort," he replied unfeelingly.
"YES YOU DID! WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY GROOMING HABITS? I CAN USE AS MUCH SLEEKEASY AS I WANT!" She yelled in his face.
"It was an example…"
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU MEAN - EXAMPLE? OOOH, YOU SHOULD ASK PROFESSOR GRANGER ABOUT VOLUMES OF LIQUIDS, SHE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT THINGS LIKE HAIR POTION! YOU DEGRADED MY KNOWLEDGE TO HAIR POTION? SEXIST PIG! I ALREADY GET ENOUGH COMMENTS ABOUT MY HAIR AND I'M TRYING MY BEST TO TAME IT AND THIS - THIS IS WHAT YOU SAY? NEVER - EVER SAY A WORD ABOUT MY HAIR AGAIN, YOU VILE CREATURE-"
"You're making a manticore out of a puffskein, Granger. It was simply something I noticed and it wasn't an insult - in fact your hair looks fine withou.."
"DID YOU JUST -" Hermione launched herself at him, raising her fist.
Draco felt almost nostalgic as her fist cracked his nose. Still standing, he continued his sentence as blood trickled down the sides of his face.
"Your hair -"
"Sarcastic bitch. Wasn't that enough -"
Draco caught her by the wrists as she fought his grip. He couldn't hit the girl, infuriating as she was. Instead, he did the next best thing.
Letting go of one of her wrists, he pushed her towards him with his free arm and held her close as he trapped her top lip between his. Shut up, he thought, as he felt her stiffen with shock; the reaction he wanted. All girls were the same - so easy to manipulate. He silently congratulated himself - Draco always won his arguments.
But he wasn't expecting her to lick his bottom lip. No, that took him by surprise, and he let go of her.
Sneaky creature.
And then they were kissing violently, as she pulled his hair to assert her dominance. He responded by pushing her onto the loveseat and climbing on top of her as they continued their battle, hands everywhere as they writhed in combat.
Until they fell onto the floor.
Hermione fell on Draco with an adorable yelp that knocked the breath out of him - not that he had any in the first place. She rolled over his body and onto the carpet, eyes wide with - fear. Scrambling back up, she fled.
But Draco lay on the floor, thinking. Thinking about that face streaked with his blood, eyes wide and lips parted.
He lay there for quite some time, feeling alive.
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Okay.
In my defence, I had no idea that was going to spew out of my brain (no pun intended hur hur) but hopefully Draco learnt his lesson ;) don't talk about Hermione's hair without asking.
Just for clarification, Hermione was already at breaking point due to a number of reasons.
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xx WaterUnderTheBridge