You are about to enter the magical world of Degrassi parodies. The intense drama of Degrassi: The Next Generation overshadows all the truths behind it. In these parodies, you will figure out why JT is emo, why Peter has a tini penis, and why Manny can't say cocaine.

Writers:
Mary
Jesse
Bri
Max
Bree

Inspirers:
Rebecca

Disclaimer: None of us own Degrassi.

We will be parodying episodes of Degrassi, in no particular order. Episodes won't be posted in a big jumble more as a few parts at a time into posts. So, sit back and enjoy the parodies of Degrassi: The Next Generation.

Parody 1: Here Comes Your Stripper

"I just love it here the expensive drinks and martini's turn me on," Emma said walking beside Peter and his pimp dad. He looks like he'd own the playboy mansion, makes sense for Peter's extreme belittling of women. Perhaps Peter is actually homosexual, what other guy at Degrassi would get Manny Santos to reveal her boobs and yet didn't end up sleeping with her? Obviously Manny didn't refuse, because well..she's a big hoe, so Peter must be gay. Or he's like JT and was ashamed of his tini penis. Its actually probably smaller than JT's because Peter sucks. Hard.

A man drives up in a shiny blue convertible, its obvious that this is Peter's dad's gay lover. Ms.HotSauce is like Ms.Slutos, there is no logical reason for a man to divorce her since men are pigs, anyways Peter and his dad are homosexuals; that's the end of that.

"Dad whats Fabritzio doing in that car its not yours.." Peter looks at Fabritzio and plans to shoot him with his poisonous darts, but doesn't. There are too many witnesses right now.

"I know son, its yours," He hands Peter the keys, and they hold hands for a moment. This once again supports the fact that they are both gay. Men do not show affection, straight men don't, they are gay so there. Then they hug..need I say more?

"Oh geez Peter this car, it makes up for your tini tiny penis!" Emma jumps up and down excitedly. Now instead of having to endure sex with Peter, they can drive around all day,
"what did you say?" Peter asked being profound for once.
"I said it..makes up for the..cheese..cause there was no..cheese..here..today..Weee" Emma says, oh it is a fun day. Fabritzio remained in the car since he's Hispanic and had no idea what they were saying.

"Hay un fiesta en mi pantalones," Fabritzio winked at Emma and she blushed but instead of accepting there was a squirrel in his pants she slapped him and hid behind a fern. Emma likes ferns, they're plants and apparently they're all in danger or whatever.

"Get the out of my car you ing burrito!" Peter then kunfu-ed Fab in the face, this is about the only cool thing Peter ever does. Ever. In Life. Actually Fab gracefully got out of the car, that was only a daydream of Peter's. HAHA Peter you will never do anything cool in real life. What a silly thought. Peter starts the engine and whispers under his breath, "..I'll get you one day Fabritzio..ONE DAY!" He peels out and Emma runs jumping in the air flapping her hands like a bird. She leaps into the car, face planted in the seat. Peter conviently sees an opportunity to get a feel of Emma, even though he's gay. Peter slaps Emma's ass, she of course hates this because its painful and well..Peter did it. If it would have been Sean or Jay or even Manny, sure it'd be all fine and dandy but Peter?…n-no..

"Cant believe this car's mine, it reminds me of when I used to play with my toy cars!" Peter exclaims. His exclaiming leads Emma to worry, "Is my boyfriend 5 years old?"

"I'm the luckiest guy in the world," Peter leans in to kiss Emma. However, Emma finds Peter completely revolting, so she stomps her foot on the gas pedal and jumps out of the car, which causes her to spin on the ground. She gets up only to notice Sean standing by some ice cream van-thingy. She, however, doesn't seem to care about Peter's car crashing into a cliff.

"Emma?" Sean looks surprised. Emma notices Jay standing next to him. Jay is licking his ice cream cone. Emma runs up to him and pushes Sean out of the way.

Emma stands there for a few seconds. Jay looks puzzled. Emma eyes the ice cream. "GIMME THAT!" Emma steals it. She runs away and sits down to eat it smiling.

Sean comes up to her "I'm staying with Jay," he says.

"Easy Brokeback Moutain," Jay says with a smirk. This lead Sean to believe Jay was attracted to him. As we all know, Sean believes he is attractive. Emma just sits there eating her ice cream with a smile.

Sean stands there. "Emma will you talk to me?" Sean tries to take the ice cream away from her. Emma throws a fit.

"NO! MINE! MY ICE CWEAM..MINE!!" Emma sobs until Sean gives it back to her.

Peter gets out from the wreckage on the cliff. He walks over, bruised and scratched. "What the ?!? Just jump out of a moving vehicle! I almost died you !"

Emma sits there smiling with her ice cream and says "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba I'M LOVING IT!"

Avril Lavigne stands next to Emma and hits her in the head. "You don't represent McDonald's, poser," Avril says.

"Oh...I'm the poser? you, you aren't even punk...you have no idea what "punk" is. Dumbass." Emma says. Avril stands there for about 5 seconds until she runs off in tears.

Emma quickly changes the topic, realizing Sean's lust for her, "Sean, this is Peter...my boyfriend," Angie then comes up to Emma and licks her ice cream.

"YOU LITTLE SLUT!" Emma chases her around until Angie whips out her Barbie suitcase.

Emma gasps "OOOh BARBIE SUITCASE!" Emma and Angie rejoice.

The show cuts to Maisy. Bri sits at her home looking at the television.

"What the . Who is this little slut mouse? ING MUTE MOUSE!" Bri says as she mutes her TV.

The show cuts back as the terrible new credits for Season 6 go on. The entire audience looks at these new opening credits and think to themselves "This is so gay."