Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Harry Potter.
Written for Creepy Pairing of the Day Challenge.
Umbridge/Lockhart.
He could do this, he didn't want to;Merlin no, he'd rather dip his hands in acid than sleep with the hideous hag.
But one night with her and she persuade Fudge to push the issue of him becoming a Professor at Hogwarts and Dumbledore would reluctantly agree to keep Fudge for the time being.
He'd become a Professor, the little brats parents would have to buy his books and he'd be rich.
Yes, he could sleep with Umbridge for money.