Rebeka-Chan: Hello everyone this is your host, Rebeka-Chan speaking!!!
Megumi: -_-' um. actually Rebeka-chan, you're not SPEAKING. you're TYPING.
Rebeka-chan: *does anime fall & gets up quickly* WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR
ONCE?! *face gets red with anger and frustration* *grabs a piece of paper
and rips it up with teeth and then starts stomping it like a psychotic
person who's had too many anti-depressants* OOOOH!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO
THIS STUFF!!! *eyes are on fire* DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!
Megumi: o_O' *sweat drop* Um. anyways. here's her fanfic. better read it.
*looks over at the raging Rebeka who is now ripping the couch apart* .or
she might do something worse.
Rebeka-chan: *sees Megumi's cat* Here kitty kitty kitty. *Tries to set cat
on fire*
Megumi: *runs to stop Rebeka* HEY!!! WHAT DID FLUFFY EVER DO TO YOU?!
HUH?!! *looks at audience who is now in a state of shock* like I said.
better read and review it. *points to Rebeka* She's going crazy!!!
That Poisonous Thing Called Love
Zim impatiently paced back and forth in his underground laboratory waiting for GIR to meet him there. He smiled when he began to think about the new discovery he had observed just the other day. He began to laugh a little at the image that played in his mind of Dib at his knees at the mercy of a girl. He was so lost in his thinking that he didn't see GIR come in.
"GIR at your services, master!" GIR saluted in a sloppy manner. Zim jumped up at the sudden outburst and ended up clinging onto the ceiling. He saw that it was only GIR, his dumb yet lovable little robot, and slowly climbed down.
"GIR!! Do you not understand the concept of BEING QUIET??!!" GIR, being completely oblivious that Zim was mad, just smiled cutely and said "Yes sir!"
Zim wasn't amused. He let out a long emphasized sigh and began to talk to GIR in a low voice. "GIR, I have made a very important discovery that I have been observing these past few days. It has to do with our arch enemy, Dib. GIR sat and scratched his head. Zim began to pace the room again. He smiled mischievously. "Oh yes. it seems that Dib does indeed have a weak point. oh yes, and THIS time, I know how to keep him out of my way for good!"
GIR got excited. "Really!!?" Then GIR frowned and became quiet. "You're not going to take away my rubber pig again. are you?"
Zim ignored him and continued with his scheming. "What I saw a few days ago. was the Dib-human acting very odd towards another girl. he was really shaky and nervous. I have studied this a little further and have come to the conclusion that Dib is either violently allergic to the other earth- girl and she makes him sweat and stutter. or. he has a case of this. thing, called, love." Zime pondered for a moment, while GIR started to bounce around the room singing the "Doom song".
Zim got out a dictionary. "It says here in this earth-stink dictionary that love is "A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance." Zim spat in disgust and scrunched up his green face. "The human beasts are more disgusting then I thought!" He slammed the book shut and turned to GIR with a satisfying smile.
"GIR, do you know what this means? THIS is his weakness! If he is in "love" then there are MANY ways that he can be brought to his knees." Zim rubbed his hands together evilly.
That Poisonous Thing Called Love
Zim impatiently paced back and forth in his underground laboratory waiting for GIR to meet him there. He smiled when he began to think about the new discovery he had observed just the other day. He began to laugh a little at the image that played in his mind of Dib at his knees at the mercy of a girl. He was so lost in his thinking that he didn't see GIR come in.
"GIR at your services, master!" GIR saluted in a sloppy manner. Zim jumped up at the sudden outburst and ended up clinging onto the ceiling. He saw that it was only GIR, his dumb yet lovable little robot, and slowly climbed down.
"GIR!! Do you not understand the concept of BEING QUIET??!!" GIR, being completely oblivious that Zim was mad, just smiled cutely and said "Yes sir!"
Zim wasn't amused. He let out a long emphasized sigh and began to talk to GIR in a low voice. "GIR, I have made a very important discovery that I have been observing these past few days. It has to do with our arch enemy, Dib. GIR sat and scratched his head. Zim began to pace the room again. He smiled mischievously. "Oh yes. it seems that Dib does indeed have a weak point. oh yes, and THIS time, I know how to keep him out of my way for good!"
GIR got excited. "Really!!?" Then GIR frowned and became quiet. "You're not going to take away my rubber pig again. are you?"
Zim ignored him and continued with his scheming. "What I saw a few days ago. was the Dib-human acting very odd towards another girl. he was really shaky and nervous. I have studied this a little further and have come to the conclusion that Dib is either violently allergic to the other earth- girl and she makes him sweat and stutter. or. he has a case of this. thing, called, love." Zime pondered for a moment, while GIR started to bounce around the room singing the "Doom song".
Zim got out a dictionary. "It says here in this earth-stink dictionary that love is "A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance." Zim spat in disgust and scrunched up his green face. "The human beasts are more disgusting then I thought!" He slammed the book shut and turned to GIR with a satisfying smile.
"GIR, do you know what this means? THIS is his weakness! If he is in "love" then there are MANY ways that he can be brought to his knees." Zim rubbed his hands together evilly.