Authors note ...Just a little story i came up with a while ago but never really got round to putting it on here so here goes and i own nothing
It was a warm summer day in the little town of South park and the four boys Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman were all sitting in Sizzlers their favorite dinner making plans for the summer holidays that was weeks away and that meant 7 weeks of fun and no school
"So what you gonna be doing then Ken are you and your family going away this year ..? Asked Stan a young boy with black hair looking at his young blond friend
" Oh the usual no doubt helping my da out at the scrap yard maybe hang out at starks pond with Craig and Tweek their okay at times i guess but nope no holidays for us sadly maybe next year but i wont hold my breath why are gou going away at all this year maybe camping or something ..? Asked Kenny
" I dunno yet mom was talking about going away to see her sister and her family they live near the beach but she hase not made up her mind yet so don"t really know for sure " Stan said but before he could say anything else cartman cut him off
"Well guess what you guys my mom is taking me to Casa Bonitos for a few days were gonna be staying their too bet you did not even spend the night their and i am "Said Cartman stuffing his face with a handful of fries making the others sigh but they did not talk to him
"What about you Kyle are you going away next month sometimes you go to New Jersey and did you not say something about going to Israel or something "..Asked Stan looking at his redheaded friend who was finishing his lunch but seemed miles away
"Huh ,..?..Oh i dunno mom was talking about going away im not sure really and no were not going to Israel for a while yet well not till after my Bar Mitzvah next year so dunno what were doing we might end up in New Jersey but dunno yet "Kyle said with a shrug and a look on his face that told the others that their friend was lost in thought
"Are you okay Kyle your really quiet this is not like you one bit really ..? Asked Stan as Kyle sighed running a hand through his bright red curls
"Yeah kinda oh its my moms birthday soon and i have no idea what to buy her really and at the moment i don"t have a lot of money to get her something nice as she always spoils me on my birthday "Kyle sighed
"Ha i don"t believe im hearing this OMG A Jew without money Fuck that"s a new one WTF Kyle you can always sell your Jew gold "Cartman yelled with a laugh
"Don"t start Cartman im warning you im not in the mood for your smart ass remarks shut up okay "Threatened Kyle glaring at Cartman who was giggling like crazy now at the thought of Kyle having very little money
"I cant help it usually Kyle is Mr moneybags here flash with the cash and always spending so what happened Kyle that your broke then i bet your just saying this so we will pay for your lunch and you have a little Jew gold bag around your neck "Taunted Cartman laughing
"Look just leave him alone okay eat your lunch and shut up we didn't ask for your opinion Cartman "Yelled Stan now defending Kyle
"Oh just let him be he has no idea what he is talking about he is that dumb "Kyle said placing his hand on Stan's hand and sighing a bit not wanting to start conflict
"Ooh holding hands with your boyfriend then aww that is so sweet maybe he can give you money and you can pay him back with kindness "Taunted Cartman sniggering a bit
" Cartman pack it in im warning you if you don"t shut up my fist will go down your throat and you will be wearing that damn lunch instead of wearing " Said Kyle glaring at Cartman and trying to keep calm
"Oh lets just finish up and leave let fatass finish his food he will be their till Christmas 2020 with all that food no wonder he is so damn fat their is enough food their to feed the whole of America for a year "Kenny said finishing his soda as the others started to clear up a bit
"Hey wair where you guys going this is your fault McCormick don"t leave me you guys ..aww you guys come back "Yelled Cartman who still had a lot of food left over as he had ordered extra
"Maybe your blind but hello were finished so were leaving now and anyway we had enough of your whinging all day you been at it all morning so give it a rest fatass "Said Kyle as he got up wiping his mouth with a napkin
Before Cartman could say anything else the other 3 boys left him on his own surrounded by food which was not a new thing for him
" Maybe we should wait on him he is gonna get pissed "Said Stan glancing back at the door as the boys went outside
!What.. Hell no all he dose is insult me and my family and beliefs no chance just let him stay their and stuff himself till he bursts anyway i have other more important things on my mind to worry about that fatass "Said Kyle
" Yeah true so what are you gonna get your mom then we could always go to the Mall if you want they have some really cheap stores their like the dollar store and that store is good "Said Kenny
"Yeah i know that i have had stuff out their before but wanna get mom something really special but yeah sure we can go and have a look wont do any harm " Said Kyle with a smile as the 3 boys headed to the bus stop to get the bus to the mall and forgetting all about Cartman who was still stuffing himself at Sizzelers
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So what sort of things is your mom in to then Jewelry perfume books make up ..? Asked Stan a little later as the boys entered the mall
" I really dunno she has loads of Jewelry dad buys her lots and no doubt she will get loads for her birthday and all the female relatives get her perfume and make up so she wont need that and don"t think she is much of a reader i really havent seen her reading a book plus i have to get her a birthday card too and that will cost money and i plan to give her flowers i asked Ike for ideas too but he is getting a card present and flowers so i feel i should do the same really but Ike saves more than i do and i think at this moment he has more money than me "Kyle said
"What about your birthday money you got a lot of money then cant you buy her something from that .? Asked Stan
"Yeah i know that was put into a savings fund for me so i cant just go and lift 100 bucks and my parents are in control of it till im 18 so im broke just now sadly "Sighed Kyle
"How much cash do you have on you .?Asked Kenny looking at the redhead
"Oh about 37 bucks all in out of that i need to get a card and flowers so that will leave me with very little for a nice present and i don"t wanna buy cheap stuff out the dollar store that will fall apart in a week "Kyle said as the boys went in to the store to look at things but sadly they were all out of Kyle's price range and that upset him
"So do you see anything your mom would like .? Asked Stan as the boys browsed the shelves of a fancy gift store
"Yeah i do i see lots of lovely things but it is no use everything is so damn expensive look at this little teapot my mom likes teapots and collects them this one is tiny and their wanting nearly 50 bucks for it if i had the money i would get her it "Said Kyle sighing looking at a tiny tea pot shaped like Humpty Dumpty
"Looks like Cartman if you ask me "Said Kenny with a laugh as Kyle put it back on the shelve laughing a little at Kenny s remark
"Yeah it dose a bit but my mom loves teapots and shed have liked that one but maybe another day i guess come on guys its way too expensive in here lets try another cheaper store "Said Kyle leading his two friends out of the store to try another store when something caught their eye
well thats that chappy done next one soon