Hi, I'm Katniss Everdeen! I'm in kindergarten, today is my first day I'm so excited! Mommy says that Daddy is looking down on me from Heaven, and that she is sure he is very proud. That makes me happy, because ever since Daddy died I've missed him a real lot. Mommy says that if I keep this diary it will help Daddy know how I'm doing. So that's why I'm writing this, it's a real hard.
Anyway, in my family is me, mommy, my little sissy Primrose Everdeen, her sweet goat Lady, and her ugly cat Muffin. Muffin hates me and is a doody- head.
Prim is in pre- school. Haha! Lucky me, I get to be in kindergarten before her! I'm secretly just an eency- weency bit nervous... I am scared that all of the kids will be bigger than me, and I wont have any friends. But at least I'll be able to have Prim when I get home, She is my favooooooorrrrrriiittteeee person ever!
Uh- oh, Mommy says I have to get ready for my first day of kindergarten. So I have to go now, bye bye!
So, could you write this well in kindergarten? I couldn't, I couldn't write this well in third grade! Baby - Katniss is a miraculous case I guess.
Side note 1: These will all be short, diary entries of Katniss in kindergarten form.
Side note 2: I kid you not, all gramtical, punctuation errors, spelling mistakes, etc. are I. N. T. E. N. T. I. O. N. A. L this is supposed to be a kindergartener writing, but I have to make it so you understand what Katniss is saying, I also have to make the character's age make sense. So that happened.
Yeah, I did that math, and it was calculous.
CALCULOUS NINJA!
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