The Program

by Rizza Harley

[Hey. Frisk from SaniTale here. Don't ask, my timeline is a pretty new AU. Anyway, I've been tasked to do one of those Q and A things that had been floating around Fanfiction . net and Tumblr. And I have to say, they're pretty interesting. Thank god for CORE's extra rooms though. This party's gonna become crowded later. See ya! *click*] I don't own anything, except SaniTale. ARR.

1. Chapter 1 has new beginnings

It was just a regular day (or night, depending on where you are) in the household of SaniTale.

Which consisted of mainly Chara, Flowey, Sans, and OC!Frisk, occasionally Papyrus since he lived in the Omega timeline.

Chara and Flowey were playing another round of SmashBros, Sans was reading one of the many books in Frisk's library, and Frisk?

Frisk was just doing... whatever they were supposed to be doing on their laptop.

Then they noticed their mailbox had a new message.

"Huh... how many people has my email again? There was that UF!Sans, Death, um... there was... Oh forget it."

*Frisk gives up on guessing who sent them the mail. They just decides to check it out and be done with it.

It was from someone named Author.

Strange.

Then a particular thought wedged itself in Frisk's head.

"Hold on...isn't this our Author? Wonder what she wants..." Ignoring the blatant fourth wall breaking moment, Frisk proceeded to read the damn thing. They couldn't keep you readers waiting, after all.

Ciao, Frisk!

Er... did I catch you at a bad time? No? Well, if you're reading this, I guess you aren't busy at the moment.

But anyway, I wanted to ask you a favor, if that's alright with you.

I want you to start a Question and Answer Program for the fandom. I wanted to do this because...

Well, I just wanted to. Not much to say on the matter actually. I guess I was bored. Writer's block, and stuff.

And yeah, I'll pay you every... 10 questions. Probably.

Here are the rules: (since of course you'll accept anyway, I know you)

1- um... I guess no flames? I know this idea has been taken by a lot of others, but really. You don't have to point it out. I'm already a fan of TK's. I know hers is the most popular. I know. God. I won't ever compare to her. She's just amazing. But hopefully, as you can see, I'm taking a different approach to this. Okay?

2-Nothing too inappropriate, unless they're just dares to look at stuff (Undertail fans, I'm looking at you)

3- Go wild. Any ship goes. Seriously, my character's won't mind, and neither will I.

("No, no I won't. Than you for confirming that.")

4-Have fun!

That's about it, really.

Thanks again, Frisk!

-Author

"Hm... Question and Answer program, huh? Seems interesting." Frisk smirked.

"I wonder if CORE has any spare rooms available? I'll have to make a few calls. I know I need help. Speaking of help..." Frisk looked over to their companions.

"Hey guys, we have another request! And no, Sans, it is not some other random mission that I think of from time to time, and I'm 80% sure it won't end in a blood bath this time."

Showtime.