"…I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME, HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPAIR HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY,TUULUM TUULUM, TUULUM TUULUM, EASY COME EASY GO WILL YOU LET ME GO? BISHVILNA (Rin got confused and didn't know that lyric. Lol) NOOO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO, LET HIM GO!" Yukio's eye twitched slightly and his crazy filled grin grew from his brother's singing while he was in the shower. 'I love my demon twin very, very much but this, THIS is TRUE hell. Rin has many talents- cooking…umm well..h..holding a-a s-word..? ok so maybe he doesn't have.. more than 2 talents (if you can count the second one as a talent) but that doesn't matter, all that matters is that Rin's voice is absolutely horrifying.'

KnockKnockKnock

Yukio ran to the building's doors and was immediately flung to the side and flew into next week. "OKUMURA I'LL FUCKING MURDUR YOU ,YOU TWAT GET YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ASS OVER HERE SHIT WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT!?"a very flustered and fuming Suguro ran up the stairs and banged on the bathroom door.

Rin had other plans. "THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB I SAID NO NO NO!" Ryuji screamed at the door at the top of his lungs and kicked and punched the wood door.

"HE WALKS AWAY THE SUN GOES DOWN—AHHHHH! MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN! SHIT I FUCKING HATE THIS BATHTUB MOTHERFUCKING WATER FUCKCOCKSHITDICKBITCH'IN OHHHH~~~~~ THE PAIN!" Ryuji didn't stop his shouting and banging and Rin continued screaming and cursing, Yukio stood up and sighed deeply, 'what did I ever do to deserve this?'

The water suddenly stopped it's loud flowing and the bathroom door sprung open, Ryuji (of course) fell forwards onto a very naked Rin don't ask why he was naked because I'll answer you basically ryuji "accidently" ripped Rin's spiderman towel off when he fell onto him.

Both their faces were redder than the red part of spidey's suit. 'Omg why is he so hot—wait, what? FuckFuckFuck you fucktardien don't even thi—' Rin sucked in a deep breathe before suffocating Ryuji who had his head hugged tightly into Rins bare chest.

Ryuji's cheeks (on his face, perv) somehow turned into a deeper shade of red and panicked: 'fuckfishing- okumura you're not helping my situation here I came to tell you off about stealing my conditioner not to have you make me fall for you—'

Ryuji's nose literally exploded with blood and he passed out when Rin gripped the back of Ryuji's head and pulled him closer so now they were chest to wet glistening chest and head next to dripping wet haired head and Rin fucking moaned.

That's it. That was the exact moment Ryuji 's sexually confused mind decided it was now going full retard on Ryuji and just say over and over "you'reGoingGayForRinYou'reGoingGayForRinYou'reGoingGayForRin"

Rin pushed the older teen off of him and stood up and smirked the evilest of smirks. "thanks for the conditioner…oww fuck but that really fucking hurt, you know what happened? No? well let me tell ya baby; it-fell-on-my-fucking-foot and now I can't walk for at LEAST a week." He stared at Ryuji's cute, passed out face and smirked, "Oooooorr~~~ maybe you wanna do something ELSE that will be twice the amount of pain…" he stared at Ryuji's crotch, "six times the amount of pain and 9746 times the amount of pleasure." No response "oohhh~~~ don't worry you won't have to make a sound, I'll make enough noise for the both of us~~"

"RIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

Yukio's voice called frantically. "tch, just talking to my bea here"—"SUGURO?!"

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"surprise?"