Chapter 1
Edwin and I were having a romantic evening at the park. At least I found it romantic but he thinks of me like a sister. The night was just going as a I thought it would be... nothing happened. Well... until he looked into my eyes (his sparkling) and held my lips up to his but didn't kiss me as I hoped. Instead,he sucked out all the snot in my nose with his mouth. I ran into the forest and barfed until I had nothing left in me. What just happened?! That's so gross! Then I realized where I was. The forbidden forest! No student in Hogwarts is supposed to be here. I ran up to Ravenclaw tower (or at least in the direction) and on my way spotted Hagrid's hut. He'd probably be upset with me for not being in my house tower and for being in the forbidden forest. At least I know where I am now. I sneaked up to my dormitory, happy to not be vampire dinner and collapsed on the common room couch. What the heck did Edwin just do? I just hope I never see him again so it wouldn't be awkward. Then again, HE SUCKED SNOT OUT OF MY NOSE WITH HIS MOUTH. The next time I see him I will yell at him! Damn, I'm not talking to any of his Hufflepuff friends ever again. At least now I can date Gerad, a cute Slytherin guy. The next day I woke up at four o-clock and decided the make Gerad MINE. I made myself so irresistible it was hard to not to make out with the mirror. When I went to class, Professor Harry saw me looking at Gerad then winked and assigned us partners. Now that's what I call fortunate. Then he put on romantic music. Did he think I'd go full force on him yet? Okay I guess. I leaned up to Gerad and to my surprise, he leaned up to me to! Then, he did something I thought he would never do! He sucked the snot out of my nose with his mouth! What is wrong with these boys?! I ran out of the classroom as everybody stared and barfed and barfed and barfed. At least lunch is next. I ran up to the door to Headmistress Hermione's room to talk to her. I told her "All of the boys here are acting weird!" "Are they?" She said mysteriously and picked me up and sucked the snot out of my nose with her mouth.