A/N: Kerii-tan: HEY GUYS WASSUP.
Lol, I actually wrote for once and was productive.
THAT'S NEW.
And hey, look. A new story! :D
I was inspired by a Rin song, most likely about her being a princess.
And no, it wasn't 'World is Mine'.
It's actually pretty new. It came out after Christmas, I think.
And it's an adorable song! If you want the link, PM me and I can give it to you~
And Happy Valentine's day, everyone! I hope we all weren't forever alone this year? ;D /hit.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kagamine Rin, Len, Meiko, Miki, or any Vocaloid I use in this story!
Warning: Uh, Len's like, idk, sexist? To an extent? Lol, idek okay. xD Oh, and twincest-ish kinda stuff later on. lD
Dedicated to: Um, Ama? Because her birthday was yesterday and I haven't finished her drawing yet... ; A;

Enjoy~!

Princess Obsessions.

Chapter 1: Assess the Problem.

Geez. It's the most annoying thing when your sister is obsessed.

And I'm not talking about those typical fangirl obsessions with Japanese/Korean teen pop idols who they will never ever physically touch no matter how many life-size cardboard cut-outs or wall-sized posters she has of him, or when they obsess over their most precious belongings that not even their own kin, their own twin brother can touch or look at, or even any of those little crushes they have on nonexistent 2D characters who have those crazy unrealistically nice personalities from their favorite shojo manga or anime.

No, I'm talking her constant obsession with her "prince".

Yeah, my little sister Rin thinks she's a princess and that her lovely prince is somewhere out there looking for her. Go figure. Most girls are like that at the age of fourteen, right?

Wrong.

Miku stopped acting like a prissy little girl when she was 11, when she realized make-up and dresses got you nowhere in middle school. No, the ticket to popularity is having one God dang sexy body and the right clothes to fit it, not some old frilly dresses from the 1800s. Too bad Miku acts like a popularity whore now, but whatever, Rin is a different case.

She's still in those…little kid phases. Y'know, that kind of thing where everyday she pretends to have tea parties with her stuffed animals and watches Disney princess movies and cries at the end when the two, starstruck lovers are reunited? It seems like a problem, and it IS a problem. I swear, I'm worried about that girl.

I talked about it with Meiko the other day and it went something like this:

"So Meiko, have you noticed anything striking about 'ol Rinny?"

She turns to me and looks me straight in the eye, as if I were crazy enough to bring up my sister as a topic of conversation, and grunts, her mug of beer meeting the kitchen counter.

"Nope, Len-kun," she says , "I haven't. What's so new? The fact she wore her bow two centimeters to the right today?" She manages to get another sip of beer before grinning at me sarcastically.

"No, Meiko, that's not what I meant," I reply, clenching my teeth a little bit in aggravation, trying to calm myself down. "Isn't Rin y'know, a little…different?"

"So are you, ponytail-boy."

"…"

"What could it possibly be, Len?" Meiko sighs, and I wave my hands in the air like I couldn't believe she hadn't realized.

"The fact she thinks there's a frickin' PRINCE looking for her, that's what!"

"Len, dear," Meiko smiles at me and pets my head, as if mocking me because she's about a foot taller than me and chuckles. "Let Rinny dream. All girls dream."

Which leads us to today, when I sat on my bed and tried to think like a girl.

And let me tell you, it ain't easy. I even tried to read Rin's diary, but it was so full of all princesses and princes and crap that I thought I'd gag from all the pink lovey-dovey overload.

With a huff, I closed her diary and slammed it back down on her pink heart sticker-fied desk, littered with small heart-shaped sticky notes, little yellow crown bubble stickers, and a bunch of diary-like storybooks about girly things and princesses and other junk. I twitched from just looking at the desk, thinking that she couldn't possibly get any girlier.

It sure didn't help at all. I mean, what girl writes ONLY about her prince and dreams in her diary? It's crazy.

I sighed heavily and clenched my fist in the air, an interesting bubble of energy resonating inside me.

If I'm going to fix Rin's prince obsession, I'm going to need more research on the average girl's mind, so I can finally get her to think like a normal girl.

…This is going to be tough, but it's for Rin.

-Chapter 1: END-

A/N: Kerii-tan: Haha. Len. He doesn't understand how a girl's mind works...
Oh boy, I'm going to have fun with this. This is just a temporary fic, I guess. It shouldn't be long, but the chapters WILL be getting longer.
Hopefully. This chapter was not even 700 words... ^ ^;;

Anyways, happy belated birthday, Ama! I hope you all enjoyed this~! :'3 (reviewsplz.)