hi, this is a bedtime story fan-fic if you think i needed to correct something please comment
"Engwand..." "Yes? "Can ou and Fwance tell me a bedtime story" "Sure"
England started the story by saying "Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Alice, she loved playing with her golden mochi like object"
A quiet voice cried out "Why a mochi?"but was as usual ignored
"One day ,the princess was playing with the golden mochi by the palace pond ,suddenly a flying mint bunny scared her so she accidentally dropped her mochi into the pond" "Suddenly a handsome and sexy frog..." "Who is quite rude..." "Hey!" "Am I wrong?" "England..." "Oh right! The princess was crying because she lost her mochi "The frog asked out of consideration 'What's wrong Mon cher?' 'I lost my golden mochi thing...sniff' 'How about I help you?' 'what do you want in return 'so the frog replied 'i want dinner to sleep in your bed and a blow job'"
"Why you frog ,don't put your pervertedness in our sweet little angel" Enland the two adult's arguments"So umm... What's a blow job?" America asked innocently, Canada whispered something into Americas ear "ewwww"
"okay ,a kiss!"France screamed " So the frog dived in and got the mochi. The princess was filled with glee ...so much that she forgot her promise and ran off " "the frog chased after her in an attempt to remind her but to no avail"
"Somehow the frog could knock on the palace door while princess Alice was having her horrid English food" "May I say my country's food is scrumptious"' "All the people who had diarrhoea after eating your food" Oh its on"
England lept on France and they both rolled out of the room ,down the stairs.
The kids ,bored had an idea "So ...should we continue ourselves?" " Sure" "Well I guess the frog asks politely for him to be let in ..."Canada said sweetly" And sets the rockets on Alice "Alfred... "Ok ,ok, maybe the king forces the princess to keep her promise" "that's better "shut up" " Sorry " I guess the princess lets him eat "
England came in hair dishevelled ,clothes in s mess with a satisfied look on his face followed by a smug looking France .All was awkward to England said "Ok ,we've settled our differences" "Let's continue where were we ..."Canada blushed and said"Umm ...we created the part about the dinner part ..." "Ok after dinner, they went to the princesses chambers and as she had promised she let him in her bed ." "All was well until the last promise 'Now ,how bout a kiss ?'The princess couldn't take it any more she took the frog and said 'heres a kiss and a throw as a fucking bonus!'"
Again America asked "what is fucking?" whispers again "ewwwwww"
"As she chucked the frog It turned into a prince mid-way and got stuck in the window " "The princess screamed 'OMG, there's a naked dude stuck in the window!'" "Alice kicked and kicked until the prince fell out of the window and into the palace pond below" "And so the prince went back to his own country and they both swore to never talk to each other again … " "until a few days later when they met on a bus.,The end"
"Why are they're buses in medieval England ?"America asked "You shall not question the mighty Britain!" England stormed out with France following "well that was weird"America said quietly (for once)to his twin " Sure is.."
so finally over thanks for reading and favourite if you want another bunch of idiots telling stories