The Straw Hats adventures in Denmark

by Channitut

This is a story about the Straw Hats, that somehow ended up in Denmark at Chr. IVs time. There they meet some Naruto characters and later characters from various other universes. Rated M, because you can't be too careful. No lemon.

1. The beginning

Chapter 1-The beginning

Ninjas beat the shit out of Chr. IV. They sent him flying with a kick and über cool jutsu. The ninjas names were Shikamaru and Gaara and of course Naruto.

Then a bunch of very badass pirates showed up. Their captain wore a straw hat. Yes, of course, it was Monkey D. Luffy, and it was after the two years.

Zoro cut up some of Chr. IVs ships, because they disrupted his nap.

Robin were very pissed, because she lost to Shikamaru in Go. She killed some Swedish people for fun. That caused Chr. IV to forgive the pirates and ninjas.

Naruto and Luffy became good friends and shared a lot of ramen and meat.

Then they got in a fight, over who was coolest, pirates or ninjas?

After the fight, that only Nami participated in, everybody were good friends, because Nami beat their sorry ninja asses with some badass weather magic.

Everybody were all like "Gaara, we know your dad", and Gaara was all like "But I know my dad, I killed him myself".

"But what about Crocodile?" All the Straw Hats were very confused.

"I'm gonna call him right now" Robin said and pulled out a den den mushi.

"How come you have Crocodiles den den mushi number?" Nami asked.

"We've been talking about dating again" Robin said.

"Dating!" Brook, Franky and Chopper screamed, "But I thought, we had something special".

"Robin" Nami said, "How many guys have you been dating?".

"3, Franky, Brook and Chopper" Robin said.

Sanji crumbled.

"Oh, and Zoro" Robin said.

"Oh, come on!" Sanji said and coughed blood up.

"Also Wiper from Skypia and Pauli from Water 7" Robin said, "And Daz Bones aka. Mr. 1 and Bon Clay".

"You gotta be freaking kidding me" Sanji said and passed out.

Chopper screamed for a doctor then realized, he was the doctor. He quickly ran to Sanji, checked his pulse, then said "He's dead".

"It was bound to happen" Zoro said and shrugged.

"Yeah" the others nodded.

"Sanji will probably haunt you for that comment, Zoro" Usopp said.

"He wont haunt me, but Nami" Zoro said.

"Why?" Nami asked.

"Because when he's invisible, he can peek at Nami in the shower" Zoro said.

"Ahh" Usopp said, "Clever".

A/N Now I have edited this story. It is full of grammar and paragraphs. Chr. IV is short for Christian the fourth. Chr. IV was a danish king. He fought some battles with the Swedish. This story is set in Denmark, nice country, on his time. Go is some sort of Japanese chess. Sorry for the spoilers, but you're at a fanfiction site.