A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE JOESTAR HOUSEHOLD PT. 1 JOTARO

Five 'o clock. The house is silent and the world is cold. Outside the colors in the sky are as beautiful as a Monet painting. Dr. Jotaro Joestar's consciousness was switched on the moment his alarm started going off and started to play Toshinobu Kubota's "Voodoo Woman" music he found through his half Japanese childhood friend Noriaki Kakyoin. The Japanese hip hop song reminded him that he had, again another long day ahead of him.

Jotaro stands up stretching almost instantly feeling aching in his back and neck. He groans for a number of reasons but mainly because of the pains. He reaches to turn off the alarm and he forces his eyes open and thoughts to start. Alright first step: get dressed. Jotaro, without even turning on the lights changes out of his boxers and into some jeans and a black turtle neck. Alright step two: coffee. Jotaro steps out of his room and sneaks down the stairs searching through the kitchen Jotaro realizes something. Where even is the Coffee? Ugh not again. Either Joseph was playing a prank or Aunt Lisa had managed to power through the last of the Coffee again, either way it was an inconvenience. Searching all the spots Joseph could have hid them and finding nothing Jotaro came to the hypothesis that Lisa must have used up all the coffee.

What ever its not that big of a problem. Step three: Shower? Nah Jotaro took one last night. Step four: Brush Hair? Does it matter? Step five: Brush teeth. Ok. Jotaro walks over to the bathroom grabs his tooth brush, tooth paste and starts brushing. All whilst never flipping a single light switch he knew this house by heart. Ok, so part six: Grab your stuff and go. Jotaro grabs his keys and his black brief case and walks out the door. Wait. Coat. Jotaro grabs his coat and hat.

As he steps out the door the cold December wind clashes with his warm skin. They switch temperatures and his breath becomes visible. Jotaro checks his phone. 5:27, right about on time. Jotaro cautiously presses the door closed he opens his car door and slides in the cold (luckily) fabric seats are bearable. Jotaro starts the car and instantly turns up the heater and turns down the radio. Before driving off he switches the radio to a news station. Although he didn't care much for politics it is still important to know the world you live in.

Driving to work he stops at a Starbucks although he knows Polnareff (his co-worker) will tease him for this (making him quite a hypocrite honestly) he orders a black coffee and a ham and cheese croissant. It takes Jotaro around 30 minuets to get to the local Science Center. Leaving him right on time. 6:00 am on the dot.

As he pulls into the employee parking lot he can see Polnareff standing out side taking a drag. All though scientists should know the full effects of cigarettes he and Jotaro still occasionally smoked. Stepping out of his car a small gust of wind once again hit Jotaros face making it an odd shade of rouge contrast to his somewhat tan-pale skin. He shut off the car and grabbed his brief case. Although he knew nothing would happen today and his next research trip was only in a few days he took it any way just in case. Jotaro hesitantly finished his coffee and power walked towards the back door flinching as Polnareff called for him.

"Ah, Mon Ami You're right on time! I was just about to call Kakyoin If you know what I mean oh ho ho ho ho" With his accent Polnareffs oh ho ho sounded more like a hon hon hon. But for this comment Jotaro stepped on his foot the way in making Polnareff drop his cigarette. "Oi! It was just a joke! Although everyyy one knows you two are totally hiding underneath the covers!" Jotaro was getting annoyed apperently every one in this town assumes you're gay even if you literally have a child. And even a scientist with a PHD in Engineering should know how reproduction works. Of course the possibility that he was Bi-Sexual was something every one he knew used as an argument Jotaro snapped out of these thoughts.

He sat down at his desk and set down his brief case. Polnareff walked over and leaned against the desk shifting all his weight onto his arm crossing his legs " 'ey Jotaro what'd're you going to do around 'ere any way? I mean cant you just stay home until you leave on Monday?" Jotaro started up his computer and checked his E-mail and answered his question with a question. "What do You do around here." Polnareff scoffed "You do know that the kids come to this sceince center and only really care about my machines." Jotaro wadded up a piece of extra paper and threw it at Polnareff.

Just then Kakyoin walked into Jotaros office. "Hey one of you left your cigarette still burning." Polnareff turned around fast almost twisting his damn arm. "Ehhh Sorry but Jotaro here was just telling me how hes sooo in love with yo-" Jotaro picked up an threw a pen into Polnareffs perfectly shaped chef hat mullet without looking as if with perfect precision. It got caught and Kakyoin started to snicker. Grown men with PHD's respectively in Marine Biology, Engineering and Biological/Biomedical Sciences shouldn't act like this but alas they still did. "W-what?" Polnareff skimmed his hair with his hand and found the pen. "Hey! I use at least a mini can of hair spray a week!" Kakyoin shook his head laughing pulling up an office hair "So Jotaro since we've got a trip to In a couple days what do you want to do around here?"

Jotaro logged out of his E-Mail and paused. He glanced at the clock. 6:20. The center didn't open to the public until 8:30. "Why don't we go walk around." Polnareff oooo'd the second Jotaro said we. Jotaro glared at Polnareff. Kakyoin shifted in the chair. "Sure I'll grab my sketch book maybe I can get some practice." Kakyoin stood up and went over to his office and came back with a Satchel bag. "Polnareff want to come along?" Kakyoin offered . "Oh no no I couldn't you love birds go ahead!" Jotaro felt like punching him but instead he stood up adjusted his hat and simply said "Good greif." In a passive aggressive response Jotaro says something to Kakyoin in Japanesse. "What? Oh if we're playing that game je parie tellement d'argent sur le fait que vous deux avez des relations sexuelles!" Just then Prof. Muhammad Avdol waked into the office.

"Polnareff tu oublies que je parle français." Polnareff turns another hard 180. "Ah! Avdol eh heh heh." Kakyoin and Jotaro glance at each other wondering what he even said although Jotaro could make out "Relations Sexual". Sometimes Jotaro could swear Polnareff never graduated High School and stole a PHD. Avdol looked to Jotaro and Kakyoin. "vous gaspiller de l'argent à ce sujet?" He scoffed. Polnareff dramatically gasped "Je ne gaspille pas d'argent!"

Kakyoin cut their conversation short trying not to be rude. "Er well me and Jotaro are going to go now.." Avdol noded and snuck Polnareff a dollar. "Je parie qu'ils ne le font pas." Polnareff took the dollar and pulled out a dollar from his pocket placing both a Jotaros desk smiling. "Tu vas perdre~" Avdol shook his head and walked out behind Jotaro and Kakyoin. After a second Polnareff takes the money and walked back to his own office.