One day, Severus Snape was stalking the corridors of Hogwarts.

He turned the corner and was struck by a vision of such beauty and magnificence that he would have passed out, except her eyes kept him awake.

The were the most awesome green and blue, one green, one blue. With her flaming magenta locks, he had never encountered one so stunning.

"Who, who are you," he stammered, for his tongue was numb in her presence.

She walked up to him, oozing senualness and innocence at the same time and said, "I am Stella Fantastic, the new DADA teacher."

But, that wasn't really her job, because she was secretly at
Hogwarts to reveal a dastardly Death Eater

There was someone at Hogwarts that was working for the Enemy - Voldemort - and Stella was there to turn him in. She was the best Auror the Ministry of Magic had ever had.

But, what she didn't know, was that Severus Snape, who was really quite handsome despite his greasy hair, sallow skin, crooked teeth and hooked nose, that he was the Death Eater she was looking for.

She also didn't know that Severus was actually not a Death Eater at all, but a spy for Dumbledore, the wise headmaster of
Hogwarts.

Severus took one look at Stella and knew he was doomed. He would not be able to live without her.

He also knew that if he married her, Voldemort would not tolerate it and would possibly kill him. She was, after all, Muggle-born.

He planned to wash his hair and fix his teeth at the first
opportunity

But he had to choose - the fantastic Stella, or his job as a spy
- which was so pivotal to the war effort. So pivotal, that if he
gave up, Voldemort would win.

Stella was a mindreader, and she could see the struggle her
lovely, tortured Snape was going through.

So, to save him the agony of a decision he would regret, she
pointed her wand at herself, and yelled "AVADA KADAVRA!"

"NnnnnoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo," wailed Severus, when he realised what she had done.

He gathered her lifeless body into his arms, and wept real tears for the first time in his life.

And from that day on, he was a better person, and brushed his teeth and never yelled at Harry Potter.

The End