Just another Idea, that's been stuck in my head for a while now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, Satoshi Taijiri does. The only thing I own is the plot, Pokemon Pearl and Lisa.
Lisa Adams never cared for Pokemon that much and didn't like trainers.
And if it's one this you never do, that's piss off a Legendary Pokemon. Especially if that Pokemon is the God of all Pokemon.
Lisa made that mistake and now know's the errors of her ways.
But perhaps; I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's start with Twinleaf Town inside the home, belonging to our dear Lisa.
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Chapter 1: Pissing off a PokeGod
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"Dragon Breath, Garchomp!"
Garchomp gave a cry and flew towards it's airborne opponent, a Fearow, opening it's mouth, it let loose a white smokey substance also known as Dragon Breath, aiming for the Fearow's chest, hoping to knock the bird from the sky and win the match.
"Drill Peck, Fearow!" The giant Bird known as Fearow gave a loud 'caw' and began spinning at rapid speeds, much like a drill, towards the Dragon Breath, it cut through the attack like butter and rammed into Garchomp's stomach, causing the dragon like moster to gasp as the air was suddenly knocked out of it's lungs. "Seismic Toss!" Garchomp quickly recovered from the attack and grabbed Fearow by the wings, it then did a 360 in the air before flying straight towards the Stadium floor, with no intent on stopping, it wasn't until they were inches away from the ground, literally face to floor, that the giant lizard let go of Fearow, dropping the bird harshly into the ground, while it pulled up at the last second, hovering a few feet away from the crater that belonged to Fearow.
"Fearow!"
"Fearow is unable to battle, Cynthia and Garchomp is the winner." The audiance cheered wildly as Cynthia shook hands with her opponent while th announcer spoke "Cynthia is still the Sinnoh league Champion folks, is there anyone who ca-"
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"I still don't understand why the hell I even turned that crap on" sighing, Lisa got off the couch she was currently seated in and headed towards her kitchen, rummaging through her fridge and pulling out a can of juice, snapping it open she gulped the drink down with much gusto before crushing the can in her hand and tossing it in the bin.
"Now what" she muttered glancing around the house. It was a normal sized, two story house, with a kitchen in the far upper left corner, a T.V sat in the middle of their living room along with their couch and the coffe table, while upstairs led to her room and her mother's room "I don't want to watch T.V because all their showing is that stupid Pokemon League crap. I'm sick of playing the Wii. I'm not tired either... I guess I'll go for a walk" she thought heading towards the door, her mother left eairler and Lisa didn't know when she was comming back.
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Lisa walked along Route 201, heading for Lake Verity. Lisa and her mother had just recently moved to Twinleaf Town and she liked it here, the silence was welcoming, the only thing Lisa couldn't stand were the Pokemon. She disliked Pokemon, she never knew why, she just did. There was no evil wild Pokemon going on a rampage that scared her half to death when she was 5, and there was no Legendary pokemon trying to kidnap her, she just didn't like the creatures, they... annoyed her.
After a short trek through the trees, Lisa had made it to Lake Aquity, only to the wind knock out of her shortly after. "Omigosh! Zeke you almost knocked her over!" a girl shrieked
"What the hell" she thought stumbling back slightly, trying to regain her balance as she glared at the idiot the bumped into her.
"I'm so sorry about him, he's always in a rush" the gril murmured standing before Lisa with an apologetic smile, before turning towards the boy beside her and giving him a stern stare "Zeke. Apologize now."
"Alright Dawn, calm down hehehe, Sorry bout that" the boy known as Zeke laughed sheepishly
Lisa just raised an eye and studied the two. Dawn had blue eyes with shoulder length dark blue hair with yellow clips pinning most of it back to keep it from falling her face, Lisa surmised she also wore a white Ski hat with a pink pokeball in the middle. She wore a sleeveless dark blue dress, that flares into pink near the end, and it reaches to her thighs. God, could that get any shorter Lisa scoffed mentally her dress practically screams come look at my panties Lisa also noticed she wore knee-length dark blue socks with pink boots and a red scarf around her neck and a yellow handbag to complete the ensamble.
Lisa glanced at the boy, Zeke beside her, he had green eyes and short blond hair that stuck up at a strange angle, like a stretch U, he wore a short sleeved orange and white jacket, with a green scarf, it was zipped up to his neck, so she couldn't see his shirt, black pants and brown shoes with a brown messanger bag hanging on his side. Their outfit's seemed so flashy compared to the plain black shirt, blue jeans and white sneakers she wore.(1)
Who the heck are these losers.
"Are you okay" Dawn asked
"I'm fine" Lisa grunted pushing past the two, trying to head towards the Lake
Keyword trying.
"Hey, what's your name" Zeke asked as Lisa turned to face them
"I'm Lisa"
"Well, I'm Zeke!" he pointed to himself with a grin before pointing towards his friend "and this is Dawn!"
"Nice to meet you, but I have things to do" she muttered, once again heading towards the lake, while Dawn and Zeke just shrugged at each other before walking off, they had to get that suitcase to Professor Rowen. She sat on the edge of the bank, discarding her shoes and socks and put her feet in the water, allowing the coolness of the lake to wash over her. Lisa smiled softly and laid down on the patch of grass she was sitting on.
"Were they Pokemon Trainers" she wondered aloud staring up at the sky as a few bird pokemon flew over head "Ahh who cares" she snorted closing her eyes "Pokemon are lame anyway"
"Lame you say?" a voice chirped giggling slightly
Lisa's eyes snapped open and she shot up, glancing around the lake. No one was here, so what was that strange voice, shrugging Lisa laid back on the ground "Must be a trick of the wind"
"A Trick huh? Can a Trick do this!" The next thing Lisa knew, she was floating off the ground and hovering over the lake and her body was encased in a blue light. So, Lisa did the only plausible thing any teen would do when they were floating off the ground and over a lake by an unknown force.
She screamed.
Causing whatever omnipotent force, to drop her. In the lake I might add
Coughspluttercough. "Ugh! What the...gaspingcough...heck...splutterspit" she gasped trying to get air in, and water out of her lungs.
"Hahaha. You humans are funny" Lisa brushed back her her now wet brown locks that stuck to her face as her blue eyes narrowed at the Pink cat-like creature that was floating before her. Lisa blinked, last time she checked, Cat Pokemon walked on four paws. They didn't have big hind legs, like a rabbit and short arms with three-fingered paws and they didn't speak or giggle... just what type of Cat was this.
"I'm Mew!" the creature giggled cutely, answering her mental question as it's skinny tail swung back and forth, staring at Lisa with wide, innocent baby-blue eyes
"I don't care who you are" she growled glaring at Mew "Why'd you drop me in the lake"
"Well, you looked bored by yourself, so I thought you wanted to have some fun" Mew replied much like an innocet child
"Fun!? Dropping someone in a lake isn't fun! What if I couldn't swim, then what!" she yelled as Mew recoiled slightly from Lisa's harsh voice and frowned "I'm sorry" it muttered softly, looking a Lisa apologeticly(2)
"Whatever" Lisa snorted as she swam to the Lakes bank and hoisting herself on the grass to dry as Mew cocked it's head to the side, it's eyes lighting up
"You wanna play hide and seek"
"No. I want to dry since you dunked me in the lake" she squeezed water out her hair
"Oh... well maybe after you dry, do you wanna play"
Lisa sighed in exasperation as she rubbed her temple "No. Don't you have some other person to annoy"
"N-No" Mew whimpered as tears began to well in it's eyes. No one ever spoke to it so harshly before.
"Well then, go find one. I don't like Pokemon and I don't want to play your stupid games" Lisa huffed glaring at Mew, who stared at her with teary eyes "Stop crying and Get lost!" she barked as Mew gasped and fled
"Jeeze. Pokemon are so annoying" Lisa mumbled rolling her eyes at the previous display, she managed to get herself semi-dry, her clothes were now damp "That Mow... Moe or whatever it is, was such a baby" Lisa closed her eyes and sighed as she laid back on the grass, ignorant to the trouble she just caused.
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Mew was upset. Here it was, crying in Mesprit's den, in the middle of Lake Aquity, said Mesprit was currently away at the moment, doing who knows what. Mew never met a human that refused to play with it, I mean even the mean Rockets played around with it before going back to their normal cold selves, but this girl... she was so mean! And... And she told Mew to get lost... Mew sniffled and whiped it's tears the sadness gone, only to be replaced by anger. That girl was going to get it. She'll regret the day she yelled at Mew.
Because if there's one thing you never do...
It's piss off a Mew.
Especially if that Mew is the God of all Pokemon.
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"Finally. I'm all dry" Lisa murmured standing up to stretch, before heading home "I should probably get home... otherwise Mom'll have a heart attack"
It only took a few moments before Lisa made it home, and her mother was still nowhere in sight, she glanced up at the clock, it was only 4:00pm, she left the house at 3:30, so she only spent a half-hour at Lake Verity.
"No thanks to that damned Pokemon" she mumbled heading upstairs
"I guess...yawn...I'll take a nap until Mom comes home" Lisa quickly fell on her bed when she entered her room, in a matter of moment's the girl was out like a light. Mew had just teleported itself into Lisa's room, right after the girl was asleep.
"She's asleep? This is great!" Mew giggled floating around the room "I'll show her what happens when you make me cry, you big meanie" Mew stopped floating and hovered in front Lisa, it's eyes glowed blue as a bright white light enveloped Lisa it covered her whole body and stayed like that for several minutes, before it dimmed down and disappearing just a quickly as it came.
"Hehehe. Let see how you feel, when you become the one thing you hate" Mew disappeared in the blink of an eye as Lisa snored soundly in her bed, she would sure be shocked when she woke up tomorrow, and Mew couldn't be more happier, eager for tomorrw to come, so it could see the results of its 'prank'.
1: I decide to change Dawns rival to the name I have him as on my game.
2: Mew's Genderless right, so I'll refer to it as an it! Though calling it a she is very tempting.
Yes. I know I have another Pokemon Fic I'm working out, but the idea just came to me and I couldn't help it.
Review please!
Constructive and Concise critisim is appreciated.