germany fucked a duck

and then some people killed it

but first

italy

became a whore

and fucked germanys

dog

WHich MEANS PRUSSIA

then austria became a prostitute

austria fucked pianos

which is canada

he be the piano

and then this one guy who was canadas brother and was da hero

for his birthday

he bought all the prostitutes

orgyed

then they ran out of birth control

and everyone got mpreg

after the big birthday orgy

germany fucked italy on his desk

and then all his paperwork were destroyed

everyone cried

the end

no not yet

after that they made vocaloids into real humans and there was an even bigger orgy and homestuck was made real for their fandoms and kept away from Audrey (lol luv you grl 3) and everyone was happy

no

no

no

das gay

canada became a real piano

yes

then

everyone did the yaois

oh doitsu your dick is cute

My dick is huge what

your dick is cute

and italian-

japans is small

i saw it

cause he raped me

so did

russia

everyone luvs me

but im not a mary sue im just emo you preps

italy

i love you for who you are

we should have babies and be together 4ever omg yaois

woah im not gay doitsu

your gay faggot

but you said you loved me last night

you're a fucking useless italian

who does nothing

but be emo and have a small penis

sobbing its all germany's fault everyone knows and feels bad for itary and italy cheated on germany but it wasnt his fault so then germany took him back germany found out he was being meanie

and then they had angry sex for 8 hours straight

and germany had a boner that lasted for 4 years straight

'oh doitsu veevevevevvevev ~~~~~~~~~~~~'

'Italy ohmygod fuck asdigluabsgdfal' moans

and they had the yaois

italy came like a hundred too times and germany came once lol cause hes tough

and then germany gave italy a blowjob and they did 69

germany is skilled with his tongue because yolo

and then it happened

'he touched me there'

oh god italy is so tight asdliga i came in him like once

italy yelled because cum felt weird in his asshole

isn't it cold

i don't see how it could be

seriously why

shut up doitsu i will never forgive you he ran away an him and england fucked

but then he slapped england because it was rape

germany killed enland an him and italy yaoid again

then germany brought italy to this amazing fancy restaurant with pasta wurst and sharp knive and he wore a tux

oh doistu this food is expensive lol vveveveee'

I'm fucking rich man i can pay for your pasta

blow job under table from italy but he came because germanys penis is big

germany hoped italy wouldn't find the box in his pocket that had a ringpop in it

germany found it cause it fell dickwad and italy opened it and wow he said and he cried and he agreed to marriage because his country loves being gay lol government sux my dick

germany smiled and kissed italy omg fangirl yaois

THE END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i took a long time writing it srry for the wait