PJO Stereotypes

by Retrobution

Basically PJO stereotypes I made up. I haven't heard people say these things, but this just came to my mind. Now continued, but it's on a hiatus. Chapter 4: Immortals

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians

I like Artemis, so I must hate men

I like Apollo, so I must be a flirter

I like Aphrodite, so I must break a lot of hearts

I like Hades, so I must be depressed

I like Athena, so I must be a nerd

I like Ares, so I must love war

I like Demeter, so I must love cereal

I like Dionysus, so I must be lazy and drunk

I like Hermes, so I must be a thief

I like Hestia, so I must be a peacemaker

I like Poseidon, so I must hate seafood

I like Zeus, so I must be dramatic

I like Hephaestus so I must look hideous

I like Hera, so I must hate imperfect families

A/N: It was hard to come up with these. I hope you liked them, and tell me if I should continue.