HOW FAST IS A CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK?


Chuck Norris kicks fast.

Faster than two fast fighter pilots.

Too fast to be seen.

The scene would be short.

But not as short as the life expectancy of the victim.

The victim that writhes in pain.

A pane is made of glass.

Glass refracts light.

The light that fills the dark.

The dark that haunts the night.

The knight who's armor shines.

The shine that catches the eye.

The eye of Chuck Norris.

The Chuck Norris who lands the kick.

The kick that shatters the light.

The light that peaks over the horizon.

Over the horizon down onto the event.

The event horizon of the hole.

The hole from the kick that shattered the light.

The light that is gone, leaving all in the darkness.

The void of darkness that fills the hole.

The hole in time and space.

The time and space it takes to roundhouse kick.

The kick that creates the black hole.

The black hole that consumes all.

All that will be vanquished and fall into the void.

The void that insumes the light.

The light that cannot outrun.

Too slow to outrun the speeds.

The speeds of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Hope you enjoyed reading it, I certainly enjoyed writing it. This was originally a small project for my geometry class where we had to do syllogism chains to represent deductive reasoning. So I came up with this;)