Hey all! This is my first Soul Eater Story, and I hope it's okay :)

What you should/shouldn't do staring Soul Eater, Maka, and Death the Kid (also Guest Stars (and BlackSt*r)).

1) Don't confess your love during a Keshion Battle.

Soul (in weapon form): MAKA I LOVE YOU!

Maka: Soul? I-i love yo- *gets shot by a random gun shot by Bob*

Soul: NO! *kills everyone there*

Ending: Soul later goes on in life to be a raging massive killer, and becomes a keshain because of the pain inside him for loosing Maka. Way to go Bob.

Lesson: Never give Bob a gun...

2) Don't kiss Soul on the cheek when Kid's around: It won't end well...

Maka: *Kisses Soul on his right cheek*

Soul: *surprised and kisses Maka on the lips*

Audience: AW!

Kid: NO! NOW YOU MUST KISS HIM ON HIS LEFT CHEEK! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL LIP MARKS ARE ONLY ON ONE SIDE OF HIS FACE!

Audience: AW! KID'S IN LOVE!

Kid: *spazzes on the floor* I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!

Spirit: *runs into room* ARE YOU CALLING MY MAKA UN-ATTRACTIVE?

Ending: Spirit yells at Kid while Maka and Soul continue to kiss and leave for another room... Two weeks later, Maka's pregnant and they're going to name the baby (if it's a boy) Kid, in honer of Death the Kid, who without him, Maka and Soul wouldn't be able to leave the room with the chance of Spirit coming in.

Lesson: Always have Kid around to keep our parents busy.

3) Don't make fun of Maka.

Maka: *walks around Death City*

Robby: YOU'RE STUPID!

Kid/Spirit/Soul: SHUT UP!

Spirit: Are you call my Maka dumb!

Soul: She's much smarter,

Kid: more semetrical

Spirit: and more Makaish

Kid/Soul/Spirit: THEN YOU'LL EVER BE!

Ending: Robby was later put in the dungeons on the DWMA and almost died.\

Lesson: Don't be like Robby...

4) Never. Be. Sprit's. Child.

Just look at Maka... look how terrible her life is...

Ending: Maka grew up with Spirit and hated it.

Lesson: Don't let Spirit be your father (I don't care if you can't control it!)

5) Teach Kid Pretty Boy Swag.

Kid: *Walks threw halls humming*

Soul: KID! DO YOUR SWAG!

Kid: This right here is my swag
All the girls are on me, damn
Everybody pay attention
This right here is my pretty boy swag (ayeee)
Pretty boy swag(ayye)x3
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag
Watch me pretty boy swag (ayye)
Pretty boy swag(ayye)x3
Girls on my dick when I pretty boy swag
Girls scream my name when I pretty boy swag

Maka: *stares*

Ending: KidXMaka (must I say more?)

Lesson: Kid knows how to Pretty Boy Swag

6) Don't talk to Marie.

Betty: Hi Ma-

Marie: WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Betty: Um... no?

Marie: I HATE YOU!

Ending: Betty was exploded.

Lesson: Marie is sort of odd...

7) Don't pet Blair on her belly when she's a cat.

Cat Blair: Meow!

Fred: AW! *scratches her neck/belly*

Blair: *turns back into human*

Fred: *nosebleed*

Ending: Fred died of a heart attack a few seconds later (I wonder why?)

Lesson: Don't pet Blair on her belly when she's a cat.

8) YES! KID, IT'S THE NUMBER 8! (Always be excited when talking to Kid when the number 8 is in a sentence)

Kid: *hugs you forever!*

Ending: You and Kid hug forever

Lesson: Always talk about symmetry.

9) Don't get Maka mad.

Soul: You're no longer my meister!

Maka: MAKA CHOP!

Ending: Well, I think we all know.

Lesson: Don't get Maka mad.

10) GIVE BLACKST*R AND IPOD WITH ALL ONE DIRECTION MUSIC ON IT!

BLACKST*R: 'CUZ YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!

Everyone: Ah... :)

Ending: BLACKST*R is amazing because he listens to One Direction.

Lesson: Only the greatest people listen to One Direction (so do it and you'll be like BLACKST*R!)