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~ Mirror, Mirror on the Mind ~

All these people, always coming here and disrupting peace! Always staring into my murky depths, nevermind my privacy.

I hate people! Always with the staring. And the drooling. MY GOD, I can't stand the drooling! And people are always putting their grubby hands right on my nice clean glass. Who knows when the next time I'll get polished is…

I really can't stand people. People need to just leave me ALONE! I wish that stupid old witch had never put this enchantment on me. I'd rather be one of those truth-telling mirrors that evil stepmothers have than be like this!

~end~

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