"Link is Mine" A song by Marin and Zelda
Zelda: Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Marin: Mmm Hmm, sure, you know, you look kind of familiar.
Zelda: Yeah, you do too, but I just wanna know, do you know somebody named-Oh, you know his name!
Marin: Oh yeah definitely, I know his name!
Zelda: But I just wanted to let you know that he's mine!
Marin: Huh, no, he's mine!
Marin and Zelda together: You need to give it up, had about enough! It's not hard to see, yes, Link, he's mine!
Zelda: I think it's time we got this straight, let's sit and talk face-to-face, there's no way you could mistake Link for you man are you insane!
Marin: See I know that you may be, just a bit jealous of me, cuz your blind if you can't see, that he has always loved me!
Zelda: See, I'm to make you wait, I didn't wanna say what he told me, he said without me he couldn't make it through the day, ain't that a shame?
Marin: But maybe you've misunderstood, cuz I can't see how he could, wanna go out with a whore like you, when all you do bitch and moan!
Zelda and Marin: You need to give it up! Had about enough! It's not hard to see, that Link is mine! I'm sorry that you, seem to be confused, he belongs to me, yes, Link is mine!
Marin: Must you do the things you do, you keep on acting like a fool! You see he loves me, and not you, and if you didn't know it, girl, it's true!
Zelda: I think that you should realize, and try to understand why, Link is a part of my life, I know it's killing you inside!
Marin: You can say what you wanna say, what we have you can't take, from the truth you can't escape, I bet you wouldn't know what we did yesterday!
Zelda: When will you get the picture! You're the past I'm the future! Get away, it's my turn to shine! I bet you didn't know that Link is mine!
Chorus
Marin: When you are not around, me and Link hit the town, Link is mine without a doubt, you might as well give up now!
Zelda: What makes you think that he wants you, when I'm the one that loves him too, he holds a special place in my heart, he was my love right from the start!
Zelda and Marin together: You need to give him up, had about enough! It' s not hard to see, that Link is mine! You need to give him up! Link is mine!
Marin: Mine!!
Zelda: He belongs to me!
Zelda and Marin together: That boy is mine.
Marin: Not yours!
Zelda: But Mine!
Marin: Not yours!
Zelda: But mine!!
*After Song*
Zelda: You know what, Marin? You need to get a fucking life! Cuz I'm royalty,
and I've loved Link since I was 11 years old, and you've barely known him!
Marin, rolling her eyes: Bitch!
*Link comes in*
Link: Forget it ladies, I'm with Malon!!
Both Marin and Zelda stare at eachother icily, then both plot to kill Malon.
THE END!!!!
Don't take this one seriously.. I think it's funny!! :) Where's your sense of humor,
guys?
Zelda: Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Marin: Mmm Hmm, sure, you know, you look kind of familiar.
Zelda: Yeah, you do too, but I just wanna know, do you know somebody named-Oh, you know his name!
Marin: Oh yeah definitely, I know his name!
Zelda: But I just wanted to let you know that he's mine!
Marin: Huh, no, he's mine!
Marin and Zelda together: You need to give it up, had about enough! It's not hard to see, yes, Link, he's mine!
Zelda: I think it's time we got this straight, let's sit and talk face-to-face, there's no way you could mistake Link for you man are you insane!
Marin: See I know that you may be, just a bit jealous of me, cuz your blind if you can't see, that he has always loved me!
Zelda: See, I'm to make you wait, I didn't wanna say what he told me, he said without me he couldn't make it through the day, ain't that a shame?
Marin: But maybe you've misunderstood, cuz I can't see how he could, wanna go out with a whore like you, when all you do bitch and moan!
Zelda and Marin: You need to give it up! Had about enough! It's not hard to see, that Link is mine! I'm sorry that you, seem to be confused, he belongs to me, yes, Link is mine!
Marin: Must you do the things you do, you keep on acting like a fool! You see he loves me, and not you, and if you didn't know it, girl, it's true!
Zelda: I think that you should realize, and try to understand why, Link is a part of my life, I know it's killing you inside!
Marin: You can say what you wanna say, what we have you can't take, from the truth you can't escape, I bet you wouldn't know what we did yesterday!
Zelda: When will you get the picture! You're the past I'm the future! Get away, it's my turn to shine! I bet you didn't know that Link is mine!
Chorus
Marin: When you are not around, me and Link hit the town, Link is mine without a doubt, you might as well give up now!
Zelda: What makes you think that he wants you, when I'm the one that loves him too, he holds a special place in my heart, he was my love right from the start!
Zelda and Marin together: You need to give him up, had about enough! It' s not hard to see, that Link is mine! You need to give him up! Link is mine!
Marin: Mine!!
Zelda: He belongs to me!
Zelda and Marin together: That boy is mine.
Marin: Not yours!
Zelda: But Mine!
Marin: Not yours!
Zelda: But mine!!
*After Song*
Zelda: You know what, Marin? You need to get a fucking life! Cuz I'm royalty,
and I've loved Link since I was 11 years old, and you've barely known him!
Marin, rolling her eyes: Bitch!
*Link comes in*
Link: Forget it ladies, I'm with Malon!!
Both Marin and Zelda stare at eachother icily, then both plot to kill Malon.
THE END!!!!
Don't take this one seriously.. I think it's funny!! :) Where's your sense of humor,
guys?