Hey everyone, 65 here, and this is my first ever story on FanFiction. This story is about the Loud House, a show that I have grown to love dearly recently. Anyways, this story is about the Loud family gaining superpowers and learning how to deal with them. Enjoy! And I welcome reviews and constructive criticism.

NB: For those of you who may have read this before and notice any changes, this is because this is a revised version of Chapter 1. Hope you all enjoy it nonetheless!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Loud House. All rights belong to Nickelodeon.

Chapter 1: A Super Failure

The alarm clock rang in Lincoln Loud's room, signifying that it was morning. He reached out lazily and shut off the alarm. He realized the time was 9:30 a.m., and started to get excited because he realized that it was the weekend. Images of video games and comic books started to flood his mind, but his excitement diminished when he heard his father's voice.

"KIDS! Time to wake up! It's Chore Day!"

"Chore Day?!", Lincoln thought. He quickly put two and two together and realized that it was still in fact the weekend, but not the day he wanted. Instead of a carefree Saturday, it was Sunday. And Sunday was always Chore Day.

"NOOOO! Why?", Lincoln exclaimed.

"Come on kids up and at 'em!", Lynn Sr. yelled.

Lincoln's sisters started to stream out of their rooms, the look of tiredness still evident on their faces. Lincoln who was feeling a bit lazy, decided to lay in his bed and try and catch a few extra "Zz's". Unfortunately, his sister Lori, wasn't having that.

"LINCOLN!"

"AAH!", Lincoln screamed. "Geez Lori, haven't you ever heard of privacy?!"

"Yeah, not in this house. Now come on, you've got trash to pick up. Here's your trash bag."

"(grabs the trash bag angrily) Yeah, yeah I'm going."

Lincoln put on his clothes and started down the upstairs hall collecting trash. He stopped by Lola and Lana's room first.

"Lola! Lana! Trash pickup!"

"Eww! Eww! Here you go!"

Lola dumps the trash into Lincoln's trash bag.

"Oh Lincoln! I got some special deliveries from my pets!"

Lana dumps the animal poop into the bag as well.

"Ugh! Thanks Lana.", said Lincoln disgusted.

Next stop was Lisa and Lily's room.

"Lisa! Trash...pick..up.."

Lincoln was taken aback by the state of Lisa's lab, which was currently in disarray.

"Uh...Lise? What happened in here?"

"It's a long story, but I think I might have discovered a new molecular construct! I happened upon this discovery when I accidentally mixed some of my chemicals together. Luckily, it did not blow up.", Lisa said.

"I see."

"I have to monitor this so I can't talk right now, but I do have some trash. It's in that bag next to Lily's crib."

Lincoln peered into the bag, but immediately regretted it when he smelled a familiar foul odor.

"Ugh! Great. More poop." Lincoln emptied Lily's diapers into the trash bag and kept moving.

The next stop was Lynn and Lucy's room.

"Hey Lincoln! Think fast!" said Lynn, as she started chucking paper balls at Lincoln.

Lincoln tried to catch the trash with his trash bag, but ended up getting bombarded by the onslaught.

"*walks up to Lincoln covered in trash* Here you go Lincoln. Lynn forgot my recent poem, Trash Bashed." said Lucy, creating a moment of irony.

Lincoln picked himself up, put the trash in the bag, and dragged it to Luna and Luan's room.

Luna! Luan! Trash-

*guitar riff knocks Lincoln back on the ground*

"Oww." said Lincoln.

"My bad bro. Are you okay?" asked Luna, rushing out the room.

"Wow Luna, I guess you really DROPPED the BASS! Hahahaha! Get it?" joked Luan.

"Not now dude." said Luna.

"Alright, alright. Guess that joke was OUT OF THE BAG! But these ones are going in the bag." said Luan, as she tossed her scrapped joke ideas into Lincoln's trash bag.

"Here dude. These are some songs I'm scrappin'." said Luna.

"Are you sure you wanna get rid of those Luna? Those seem very NOTEWORTHY! Hahahaha! Get it?" joked Luan.

"*sighs* I'm going back to my jams." said Luna.

"Aww come on! Don't be a SOUR NOTE." said Luan, as she headed back in the room.

Lincoln dragged the bag a few more inches to reach Lori and Leni's room. It was starting to get a bit heavy.

"*knocks on the door* Lori! Leni! Trash pickup!" said Lincoln.

"Oh hey Lincy! Lori told me to give you this." said Leni, as she poured all the trash from the can into the trash bag.

Lincoln looked at the trash and realized most of it was hair.

"Where'd all this hair come from?" asked Lincoln curious.

"Literally none of your business!" exclaimed Lori, from inside the room.

"(whispered) Lori doesn't like to talk about it, but she has to shave a lot-"

"LENI!" exclaimed Lori angrily.

"Oops. Sorry Lori..." said Leni, as she ducked inside the room and closed the door.

Lincoln decided to dismiss what he just heard and preceeded to head downstairs with the trash he collected.

"Ugh! Why is this bag so heavy?"Lincoln said, as he continued to struggle with the trash bag, when suddenly a great explosion knocked him off his feet. Said explosion also shook the whole house.

"Kids! What was that?!", Rita Loud exclaimed.

"Not sure, but it was certainly LOUD! Hahaha!", said Luan.

Everyone groaned in response to her joke.

"It was obviously another one of Lisa's failed experiments.", said Lori.

"Lisa Loud! What is going on up there- Ugh!", Lynn Sr. exclaimed. He was stopped mid-scold because of a rancid odor that suddenly filled the air. He looked around and the rest of the Loud family was smelling the strong scent.

"Ugh! That's the foulest smell I've smelled all day!", said Lincoln.

"I agree. And I've slept with dead rats before.", said Lucy.

Everyone backed away from her a bit, stunned by that comment.

"Fear not Loud family! This odor you are smelling does not appear to be toxic. However, I still have gas masks provided for those of you who cannot stand the chemical discharge.", said Lisa.

The rest of the Louds immediately took the gas masks and put them on.

"I'm assuming all of you can't take it?"

"Lisa! What the heck?! What did you do this time?", asked Lori.

"What? All I was doing was observing the properties of a new chemical compound."

"I thought you said it couldn't blow up!", said Lincoln.

"I never said that. I said on initial contact, mixture did not blow up. Although, I guess applying heat was the determining factor in this outcome."

The rest of the Loud siblings started complaining and arguing with Lisa.

"Alright! Alright! KIDS!", screamed Rita.

The kids stopped fighting.

"Alright, I know the smell is bad, but it'll dissipate.", Rita said.

"Now, everyone back to your chores.", Lynn Sr. said.

The Loud kids unhappily went back to their chores. Some time had passed and it turned out their mom was right. The smell did dissipate.

Some time later that afternoon, everyone was done with their chores and relaxing. Suddenly, a loud shriek was heard from Lola and Lana's room.

"What happened?", asked Lori.

"Lana froze my favorite teacup!", said Lola.

"I don't know what happened! I just picked it up and ice came out of my hands!", said Lana.

The Louds also noticed that it felt considerably colder in Lola and Lana's room, well at least on Lana's side.

"Okay, this is weird.", Lynn said.

"Yeah, like, how was she able to freeze the cup?", asked Leni.

"It's probably a side effect from Lisa's failed experiment earlier.", said Lori.

"If it is, then I don't mind. This is cool! Literally!", said Lana.

"It may be cool for you, but I'm never gonna be able to get my cup back!", exclaimed Lola.

Lola picked up the frozen cup, but suddenly melted it. Everyone except Lola gasped.

"AAAAAH!", Lola screamed.

This Sunday certainly turned out differently than expected.

Alright guys, so this is my first chapter of Super Louds. Let me know what you think so far and I'll continue with this story as soon as possible. Until then, 65 out!