My First Roblox Fanfiction:
Prologue: TOP CAPTION
Chapter 1: How I met your mother
Based on a true story.
I saw her pretty square eyes staring at me from a mile a way. It was love at first sight. Her slim blocky body swayed in the wind. She turned at me and started typing,
"Hi nickdog2 I am Roshane." She said in chat.
I typed back nervously and said "Hi Roshane, that is a pretty name for an avatar like you. Want to come over my house?"
Roshane moved closer to me and she started to type in the chat. "I want to touch your blocks so bad. It has been on my mind all the time in this server."
I walked behind a small rock to hide the bottom half of my body's excitement. I said yes to her desire, and we proceeded to my large custom-block home built to my specifications. As we approached the door I ran in front of her in a kind gesture and opened the door for her. We then walked up the spiral staircase and went into my bedroom. I walked in first and she proceeded behind me. She carefully locked my door. I then went to my mini fridge and grabbed 2 cans of Bloxade Energy Drink. I gave one to Roshane. She then proceeded to fondle the tip of the bottle and loosened the cap with great force. At that instant, I knew she was no amateur in what was to happen next.
The can exploded and fizz sniped her in her head,
"LOL." She typed in suprise. I saw her with Bloxade all over her face. It aroused me in a way like never before.
"My eyes are up here," she typed. Somehow whe could tell I was staring. I quickly turned around to hide my embaresment. She grabbed my leg.
"Give me the succ," she typed.
"Lol wouldn't it be other way," I laughed.
"Wow perv I meant I wanted a sipp of your leminade." She unhappily type.
"I am so sorry." I typed back
"Roblox is a bad game I can't even get lemonade without this happening, I am going to leave." She cried.
"No, if you leave you will never know what you are missing
"What am I missing, this game is for kids."
"It is not, we have such good times on roblox,"
"Prove it." Roshane yelled.
"Roshane come to the roblox high school"
"Okay but if anyone dabs in there I might leave" roshane screeched.
"Donot worry I will prevent alol dabbbing" I type AGRESIVLY!
"Okay I believe you because I believe because you have cute skin" roshane quickly typed fastly
"Now shut up and pop those cubes out girl," I said as I ripped out my massive cock.
"Did you just assume MY GENDER" ROSHANE TYPED ANGRERILY MAD AS MAD ANGERILY. Her block tiddies grew exponentially.!
They grew and grew until they were the size of a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready™ pepperoni pizza.
"Wtf it is getting hard to respect you all at once bitch" I'm so hard I am so hard, as hard as a prosthetic leg. " like pleade I just wanted succccc, Bitch I said it's not DELIVERIE ITS DIGORNIO!" nickdog2 typed furiously with his blocky finger
"Oh, if you like these edges you'll love something more round I have~~~" Roshane said seductively as she pulled out her fidget spinner.
"Vsssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" ߷߷߷ it went as it gently caressed through the air, like an angel floating through the sky. It lit up with radiant rays of light, forming a heavenly halo as it blessed nickdog2 with its presence, causing him to have 10000000 orgasms and ejaculate a metric ton of cubed shapes sperm.
"Umm why are you naked I am only 11." Nick dog 2 types in fear of become pregernant! "I have only ever touch mom tiddi I am scared pls I am Christian don't swear, my mommy checks my phone and my 12 mile long shlong" nickdogs2 pants were enlarging to the same size as massive tiddi. Nickdog2 's friend NigNog34 Sudenly joined the game
"Omg massive tiddddiiiii" NigNog34 typed but in surprise. Nickdog2 face turned as red as tomato or tomato potato potaatoo lol that's hillaryious like hillari Clintin but if she was a vsshhhhhhh
"Hi there cute block man" roshane typed while goin vsshhhhhhh™ ߷߷߷ which is kind of hot
Big Nigga replied "In the song "Fireflies" by Owl City he states "I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs." Are we to assume each bug hugs him a thousand times? Or is he only getting hugged by 1/10th of the bugs?"
Nickdog2, out of fear of getting cucked by NIGNOG34 pulled out his katana, teleporting behind him whispering"heh nothing personal kid"
He sliced thousands of times in the blink of an eye, spinning him into a red mist.
Wiping the blood between his elbow he scoffed" heh, you almost made me use 10% of my power."
"Omg you killed the black man you racist" Roshane typed in condolences to the falle R
"Can we got go to highschool role play" nickdog2
"Ok" typed bitch (roshane because she has dog skin)