Star Wars: The Empire Sucks Cock
A cum-frosted rebel planet was under assault by the Empire. Cum-Troopers, Sperm-Speeders and Wank-Walkers were all en-route to blast the shield generator to high hell. "Get those fighters deployed damnit!" said general Solo while was getting head from Lukes sister. A blast shook the ground and an icicle fell and sliced Hans cock as he shot a bloody mess in Laies mouth. "FUCK!" They bolted ass into the modified YT-1400 and fucked off, leaving the rest of the rebels to get anally raped by the Cum-Troopers. Suckers! Han, Chewy and Leah all laughed and butted their asses together while shitting.
Emporer Palpatine was sitting on his shiny throne in a staring contest with the Red guard. "Tickle tickle tickle! He used force tickle and made them break their concentration as the guard laughed. "Gotcha, heh heh!" Suddenly Vader barged through the elevator "My lord, my cock prosthesis is malfunctioning, I request funding for a newer…more…sensitive dick!" "Granted!" The medical droids attached a state-of-the-art made in Empire phallus to him. Bald Anakin tested his new groin on a Padme doll and wrecked it to pieces as he cried in shame.
*Que rap music* Lando Calrissian was pounding Colt 45's and gambling on the cloudy city. "I raise you 30k creds AND my fake smile" said Lando as he pulled his dentures out. The ugly shit smelling alien agreed and revealed his deck. "Straight flush, nigger!" Lando pushed a few buttons on his wrist watch, commanding his android to murder the alien and throw him out a chute. Sticking his teeth back in, he got up and made for the brothel to have hardcore sex with some ebony grannies.
Luke was on a swampy dead-end retirement planet to meet Yoda and train to be a force-fucking jedi master. "Come here you did, to train with an old fuck like me? Hehe. Good luck with that one!" Yoda died of old age as he vanished in thin air. "Well now what am I supposed to do? Fuck training. I'm going to the cantina to partaaaay and fuck sexy blue aliens!" He hopped into his x-wing and jelqed along the way to make his penis look bigger than it was.
Darth Vader inVaded cloud city and bribed a nigga to trap Luke and Han. "Welcome to my humble abode! Come into the feast hall and…" Vader used force grab and stole all their weapons. A recently used fleshlite slid out of Hans pocket and splattered on Vaders visor. *Thonk!* Vader greeted them "I am your new master, my lord will be pleased!" He started rubbing his cybernetic nipples. They tried to run but instantly were pushed down a tube and frozen in to sperm-blocks to be transported to Jaba's dump. Darth Vader cupped his hands over his triangle mouth and started to beat box. As he went faster, sparks started to shoot out his mouth piece and he passed out. His cybercock extended out a port like a switchblade *Sssshlick!* and started the defibulation process