TITLE: How to Get Rid of Bella
Rating: K+
How to Get Rid of Bella
This is associated with my fanfic, "10 Ways to Make Edward Cullen Yours".
1. Tell Bella that Edward ran away with Rosalie. Make Bella chase after them.
2. Inform Bella that Edward went to the Volturi. She'll know what it means.
3. Better yet, tell Bella that the Volturi already killed Edward. Force Bella to commit suicide. Make sure the Cullens wouldn't interfere. Especially Edward. Be careful with Alice.
4. Find the thugs who wanted to rape her. Set them loose on Bella.
5. Poison Bella's food.
6. Ask any of the Volturi to do the job for you. I assure you Jane will gladly accept your favor.
7. Tell Bella that Edward go tired of her and married Tanya. Show her proof like photographs of the wedding to torture her.
8. Or, just tell her that Edward and Tanya did it together and Edward realized Tanya is much better than her.
9. Go to La Push and throw her off the highest cliff there. Make sure there's a big storm so that when she goes into the water, she'll drown. Note, Jacob and the other wolves shouldn't be there.
10. Get her crushed by a van.
11. Ask a blood thirsty vampire to drain her.
12. Install a heater in her room and turn it up during a cold, rainy night. Turn it off when you think the room is hot enough. Then, immediately open her windows so the cold will enter her room. She's dead by morning. Remove evidence of course.