This is the sequel to The New Neighbor! I finally finished the prequel and so this is next! The first chapter will be about what happens when all their parents come to visit for a month. Nikki will again be helping me write this. You get to find out what Lal's having in this story! Ya know because in the last chapter of The New Neighbor we found out she was preggers.
Also, I would like to wish celestial-ways-of-life a very happy birthday!
I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
The rest of day nine was spent with them taking care of Mukuro. The poor thing was so sick he couldn't even make it ten seconds without running back into the bathroom to throw up. They wondered if he would be able to handle drinking when he is sixteen.
"This argument will continue when he's better." Bel snapped. Viper agreed when they took care of Mukuro, Chrome even helped to take care of her big brother. She was so cute and sweet.
"Mommy, Daddy; are you going to fight?" Chrome asked looking up at her parents. "Please don't fight, we just became a full family, don't let us break up so soon." The two melted as they looked at Chrome, they agreed not to fight but they did glare at each other.
"Let's take care of Mukuro so he can be better for Aunt Lally and Uncle Colonnello." Viper said with a smile as she rubbed Chrome's head. Chrome smiled as she brought Mukuro soup and toast, it helped him a lot.
Mukuro gave them a weak smile as he stood up, "I'm fine, and I don't feel like throwing up anymore!" Mukuro lied as he jumped around.
"Liar, your face is green."
"Mukuro go lay down, I'll make you my special soup, and it helped a lot when Lal, Colonnello or Reborn got sick." Fon said as he walked to the kitchen and took care of it.
When Fon returned he gave Mukuro the soup and had the boy drink it. Mukuro felt much better after drinking it. Mukuro proved he was better by jumping around and not turning green. The others cheered as they ran as the kids all ran out back to play.
"Why didn't you give him that when he threw u the first time?" Viper snapped when the kids were gone.
"To teach him not to drink,"
"He's six, he can't handle alcohol!"
"We handled it pretty well when we were twelve." Reborn said with a grin, Viper threw her boots at him.
"Shut up dumbass!"
Reborn laughed as he looked at the time. "BED TIME AS SOON AS WE WAKE UP THE PLANE SHOULD BE COMING IN!" Reborn shouted as he pushed everyone to their rooms and made them all go to sleep.
The next morning it was a very cheerful morning. As if everything had gone back to normal, Luce sung and danced around the kitchen like Snow White as she cooked with Fon, Reborn made Coffee and Espresso's for everyone, even Skull! And this time it wasn't full of poison!
Verde was forced to wake up early even if he only had an hour of sleep the night before due to a project he was working on… or was he grading test papers? They will never know.
"Here is the game plan, Fon will pick up Chikusa from Lal's old house then they will go to the air port to pick Lal and Colonnello up, while you are doing that, we will continue talking about the rules of this house to Viper and Belphegor. As well as the kids for future events if they are caught drinking." Mukuro groaned at Luce.
"One time," Mukuro shouted, "I'LL NEVER DRINK AGAIN!"
"Sure kid, say that now, come time you're sixteen you will get so wasted you won't remember where you put your pineapple hair cut!" Reborn laughed as he messed Mukuro's hair up. "You will also get a tattoo of your beloved little brother that says 'I heart Fran!' and then when you're sober you will be like 'whoa man, where the hell, did this come from?'"
"Reborn, why do you sound like this has happened to you before?"
"Because my dear Midget, it has happened to me when I was fifteen, it said 'I heart Colonnello AND Fon.' I was so wasted I didn't even feel it… I even got wasted when I had it removed."
"Hitman-San… it's still there." Luce said as she looked at her husband. "It's on your left cheek."
"I know dear… wait WHAT?" Reborn shouted a he fled to the bathroom… they heard a very manly scream from the bathroom; it was so very manly the glass Skull had broke.
Fon held a grin on his face as if he knew something, "Fon you dog you," Luce grinned as she pinched his cheek. "I was always wondering who Colonnello was before he moved in." Luce said as she sipped her espresso. Fon nodded.
"Well, I'm going to go pick Chikusa up," Fon said as he put his plates away and left waving goodbye to everyone.
"Now then, the rest of the game plan is to get the whole trip out of Lal, and figure out who won the bet we made day one." Luce grinned as she looked at everyone; they cheered as they finished eating and put their plates away.
"LUCE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME LAL AND OREO WERE ADDED TO THAT TATTOO?" Reborn shouted as he stood in front of them.
"Who the flip nugget is Oreo," Fran asked as he looked at Reborn, "Can we see the tattoo?"
"Oreo was this dog we got when we were fifth graders… and no, you can't see the damn tattoo."
"Well, I thought it was cute! I was hoping you would add Luce to it! There's a lot of room~" Luce giggled, "Oh I know you can add the whole family plus the Varia!"
"Are you saying I have a fat ass?"
"Well this is interesting, the male being the wife and the female being the husband." Viper smirked as she recorded it since Fon wasn't there. "Don't you think Bel?"
"Yes dear," he said, he held a tape recorder up so he could play that when he wasn't really listening to what she was saying.
She glared at him."This is why you are not getting anything for a long time."
Bel only grunted. "That's what killing is for dear."
"They are acting like an old married couple." Verde said as he watched the two.
"You two are doing it wrong! The beginning of the marriage you are all over each other, wanting nothing but cold hard sex!" Luce shouted. "If you're married do it the right way! You don't fight until you have your own house, and a new born infant crying all the time, and going into debt!"
"Does that mean you're going to kick us all out one day?" Skull asked.
"No dear, I'm not going to kick anyone out." Luce said as she rubbed Skull's head. He smiled. "But if you want to move out on your own one day then please do feel free, we are running out of rooms in case Lal does decide she wants to have kids the natural way."
Skull didn't know how to reply to that. He looked at the others who were ignoring them, "what about those five? They are part of the Varia!" he asked pointing to Viper and Bel.
"I'm talking to all of you." Luce said looking at everyone. "To be honest I don't like that Verde turned my basement into a lab, as well as the garage."
"I didn't touch the garage." Verde replied with a slight frown. He never remembered turning the garage into a lab…
Luce blinked. "Then why is there a lab in the garage?" The kids acted innocent. The Adults narrowed their eyes at them.
"What did you little shits do?" Reborn asked glaring down at all of them, and he even glared at cute little Chrome and Aria.
Aria who was sucking on her pacifier like a normal infant would pulled the pacifier out and said "Goo!" in a harsh voice like Kat In Victorious did in that one episode.
"Awe," Everyone said as they looked at her.
"Isn't that the cutest thing you have ever seen?"
Fran raised his hand; everyone looked at him with a blank look. "Yes Fran?"
"I dare someone to do the Cinnamon Challenge!" Fran shouted. They stared at him with a blank look on their face.
"The…cinnamon challenge,"
Fran nodded as Mukuro spoke up, "They say the challenge is simple. Take 1 tablespoon of cinnamon and try to swallow it within 60 seconds without any water. People think it's so easy to do." Mukuro smirked. "I say we make Colonnello do it!"
"It's dangerous; you should never try that it could kill you." Verde said with a bored tone to his voice. "You know what, he should do it, the Kora's are getting to me, and after eight grades I thought I would never have to deal with it again."
"Deal," Reborn shouted, oh how he would love to see his old friend try something for sixty seconds without water.
"Now then, back to the game plan! VIPER, BELPHEGOR, ILLUSIONIST KIDS YOU MUST OBEY MAMA LUCE'S RULES!"
"So does that mean me and Kyoya can disobey the rules byon?" Ken asked in a stupid tone.
"Rules are meant to be kept, if you don't follow the rules it will end badly." Luce said, "now then, for getting eloped I suggest we throw a party to celebrate!" the Varia shook their heads as they looked at her.
"We got eloped because we didn't want a big thing. Besides Lussuria took pictures and made a video or something like that." Viper said as she read a book. Where does she even get all the books anyways?
"Well, as the boss and leader of this epic harem I say we will have a party."
"When did we become a harem?" Verde asked.
"I thought that was Lal and her three idiots' job."
"They might be their own harem, but everyone who lives in this house is my harem, and as such you must obey my rules!" Luce exclaimed with a smile as she looked at them. Viper cleared her throat as she stood up.
"Screw the rules, I have money!"
Fran stood up from where he was, cleared his throat, and said, still in monotone, "Screw the rules I have green hair!"
Viper smacked him. "Watch your language."
"We leave for ten days and this is what happens?" Lal screamed, causing everyone to look at them.
"You're home!" Luce squealed, running up and attacking the two in a hug. "How was it? Why is there a falcon on your head Colonnello?"
"We're not even going there!" Lal said, shushing Colonnello before he could explain. "Just go put it somewhere and I swear to god if it's in our room I'm murdering it!" She demanded.
"Is Lally jealous?" Reborn asked teasingly.
Lal punched him in the gut. "I'm not jealous of a bird!" She screamed, marching over to the refrigerator and pulling out a Sports Drink before sitting down in her usual seat.
"So how was Sparta?" Viper asked after she was done scolding Fran for cursing.
"It was amazing minus the fact that this weirdo kept following us and that stupid bird!" Lal said, still glaring at Falco.
Falco glared back until finally he couldn't take it anymore and flew out the kitchen window.
"Seriously, that was what I had to do to get it to leave?" Lal asked no one in particular as she sunk her nails into the table.
Colonnello chuckled and put his arm around Lal affectionately. "I still love you Lally, no need to get mad." He kissed her cheek lightly and attempted to steal her still closed Sports Drink. Lal took it back effortlessly.
"Tell us about this stalker." Verde demanded a blank notebook at the ready.
"Oh, well you see it all started when we went to one of the temples. It belonged to Ares, God of War, so of course we got in a fight and then this guy challenges me to a fight and I beat him and he gets really creepy and started stalking us!" Lal said before taking a sip of her drink.
"How many times did you have to fight the guy?" Luce asked feeling sorry for her friends.
"At least twice a day," Lal told her, tensing up at the thought of the psycho who called himself Ares.
"Is it the same guy that stalked you throughout high school?" Reborn asked curiously, Lal nodded.
"Relax Lal, it's not like he followed us home kora." Colonnello chuckled as he rubbed her shoulders in attempt to calm her down.
"So did you get to bring any Sparta men home?" Skull asked hopefully. Lal sent Skull a glare before she sent it to Colonnello.
"He wouldn't let me bring them on the plane." Skull pouted, he lost.
"Let's see, she came home with no Sparta men, she has a stalker, and Colonnello didn't come home in a full body cast. So Skull and Mukuro are out," Viper grinned as she looked down at the two who were in a corner pouting.
"Lal are you pregnant?" Luce asked looking at her best friend.
"No." She said instantly.
"Are you sure?" Bel asked eying her. Lal gave them all a weird look.
"You all have a bet going on don't you?"
"Maybe," They all said in unison.
There was a knock at the door so Chikusa, being the only somewhat normal person in the house, went to get it. "Hello, what can I help you with?" He asked.
A large, scary looking, man was at the other side of the door with a determined look on his face with a red, deathly, aura around him. "Is Lal Mirch here?" He asked, cracking his knuckles in a way that would have been scary to Chikusa if he didn't live with the people that he did.
Chikusa looked at the man, and nodded. "Mom, I think your stalker is here!" He called out.
Viper was the one that came to the door. "Chikusa, don't answer the door to strangers!" She said, closing the door on Ares' face.
"He's not a stranger though, he's Mom's stalker." Chikusa said calmly.
"Do you know him?" Viper asked.
"No, but Mom and Dad do," Chikusa said.
"He's still a stranger to you!" Viper chastised.
Lal walked up to the two. "Can you two get out of my way? I promised Xanxus a bottle of wine." She said, holding up the bottle of Greek wine.
The two moved out of her way. "Be home before dinner young lady!" They scolded as she opened the door.
"Not you again, didn't I kick your ass enough?" Lal asked. Ares shook his head no. Rolling her eyes Lal put the bottle of wine on the ground gently and kicked him in the stomach. The impact of the kick threw the God across the street and into the neighbor's house.
"I'll be back later." Lal said, picking up the bottle and heading over to the Varia.
"Damn, we still don't know if she is pregnant!" Luce hissed.
"Don't worry Luce, leave it to us." Bel said as he stalked Lal to the Varia house.
Bel of course acted like he wasn't on a mission for Luce when he got there, Squalo sent him a look saying he knew the boy was up to something. Bel only grinned as he waved.
"VOI what are you up to brat?"
"Ushishishi, nothing~ and I'm not a brat anymore, remember I'm twenty-two now!" Bel "Shish, silly Sharky," Squalo only glared at Bel.
"Where's Viper? And weren't you two in Hawaii?"
"She's back at the house, and Luce found us in Hawaii."
"What the hell are you two talking about?" Viper asked as she walked up.
They were about to tell her when they heard something that had all of them stop what they were doing;
"YOU'RE PREGNANT!" Lussuria screamed in joy.
Everything in the Varia stopped and the rest of the core of the Varia ran to Xanxus's office, including Viper who had come over to get something.
Lal dropped her glass and sat there with a blank look on her face. She was motionless for the longest amount of time until Levi was ordered to poke her.
"You're joking, right?" Lal asked, still a blank look on her face. There was no way in hell she was pregnant, she did everything she could to make sure she didn't get pregnant…it's not like she didn't want kids she just didn't want to have one now!
Lussuria shook his head no. "You have all the symptoms, congrats Lally!" He hugged the still shocked woman tightly.
Viper was the first one to speak. "I'm telling Colonnello, no worse, I'm telling Luce!"
"I think I'm going to be sick…" Lal said, standing up and running to the closest bathroom.
Squalo made a face and went to check on her since he was the only one that would. "Voi, are you okay?" He asked, handing her another cup of water.
"Not really…but I think I should go tell the other's before Viper…" Lal said, standing up slowly and walking out of the house with Viper and Bel following her.
"We need to talk." La said, grabbing Colonnello by the ear and dragging him outside to the backyard.
"What's wrong?" Reborn asked watching from a window as Colonnello stared at Lal before hugging her tightly.
"Ushishi, she's pregnant." Bel sniggered.
Everyone looked at the blond prince and laughed like there was no tomorrow, yeah they made the bet but they didn't think it would actually happen!
"You're joking right, Lal Mirch is pregnant? That's one of the funniest things I have ever heard!" Skull laughed, holding his side.
"We're being one hundred percent serious. Lussuria said she had all the symptoms, and if that doesn't make you believe us than this will; she refused to drink with Boss." Viper said.
The laughter stopped and Lal and Colonnello walked back in, Colonnello smiling from ear to ear and Lal looking like she was trying to keep from smiling herself.
Luce was the first one to run up and tackle Lal in a hug. "I can't believe you're pregnant!" She squealed.
Reborn and Fon looked like they wanted to cry. "Our little Lally is going to have a kid…that's impossible!" They turned to Colonnello. "You did this! How could you taint our little girl?"
"I'm older than you two!" Lal screamed red in the face.
"You realize now I'm going to make you stop doing all the things that I wasn't allowed to do when I had Aria, right?" Luce asked her with an evil smile. "No training, no alcohol, and no missions. You know what; I think I'm going to go call Iemitsu right now to tell him the wonderful news! Oh, and not to mention your Sergeant General is going to have to know also."
Lal paled at the statement. "Oh god…he's going to flip…" She groaned.
"Let's just get you to sleep…he won't murder you if you're sleeping…" Colonnello said gently, leading her up the stairs to their room. Chikusa followed behind silently.
"Um… I think the fallen Prince just won the bet." Reborn said as he looked at everyone. They turned to look at Bel who held a grin on his face.
"Ushishishi, the prince knows all. Because he is a genius~"
"You used Verde's time machine didn't you?" Skull asked.
"Nope~ like the prince said, he is a genius."
Viper left the room for a second before she returned and handed him the money, she seemed crushed as he took the money from her. "Good job Bel, you just won eighty-five bucks."
"Ushishishi, its fun taking money from Viper instead of her taking the money from you," Bel said as he took the money and counted it.
"VOI BRATS WE GET NINE MONTHS OFF… AND IT'S PAID!" Squalo said as he shouted threw the living room window… from the Varia house.
"Shit he had to say that like that didn't he?" Viper hissed as she sent Squalo a glare.
Luce held an evil grin. "OH LOLLIEPOP I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU AND COLONNELLO!" The two groaned as they came down stairs.
"We just got home damnit!" Lal screamed, "What is it?"
Luce looked at Viper and Bel, finally getting what she wanted, "Viper and Belphegor got eloped, and now we are going to throw a party for them to celebrate since they didn't want to celebrate without you two."
"They…eloped… YOU LET THEM ELOPE BUT I COULDN'T?" Lal shouted as she glared at the two.
"Calm down, stress is bad for the baby," Viper said with a smirk. She was going to enjoy using that line on the mostly stressed out woman of the military.
"Uncle Colonnello." Fran said as he tugged on Colonnello's pants.
"What is it kora?"
"I have a dare for you; I'll pay you twenty bucks I stole from Mukuro's teacher if you do this perfectly."
"Deal, what is it little man, kora?"
"When in the hell did you meet Mukuro's teacher?" Viper asked; she was of course shushed.
"The Cinnamon Challenge,"
"No way in hell brat, Lal made me do it eight days ago. I'm not doing it again!" He complained. "Were you really going to give me twenty bucks though?"
"I'm Viper's child. What do you think?"
Colonnello held this look that said he was thinking about it, "Challenge accepted kora."
"Oh Colonnello, you are so fucking blond." Lal said as she face palmed.
Colonnello grabbed a spoon and opened the pantry to get the cinnamon only to scream like a little girl when Hibari jumped out at him.
"I'LL BITE YOU TO DEATH!" Hibari screamed. Everyone broke out laughing as they watched a seven year old kick a twenty-five year olds ass.
"That's sad dude." Fon said as he patted his nephews head. "Good job my young nephew."
"I'll take that twenty bucks, Omnivore let's go, we have a date." Hibari said as he wrapped his arm around Chrome's waste and the two left.
Viper, Bel and Fon stared after the two, "where the fuck are they going?"Viper snapped, "What can a four and seven year old do with twenty bucks?"
"Kyoya has more than twenty bucks… he has about eighty bucks on him." Fon said.
"Why would a seven year old have eighty bucks?"
"To take his lady out, duh," Reborn said with a "duh" look on his face.
"What if that was Aria he was taking out?"
"THAT BASTARD I'LL KILL HIM!" Reborn took off after the two, only for Fon to stop him.
"Kyoya isn't like, he's a good boy." Fon protested.
"I'm stalking them!" Bel said as he stalked them. Shrugging Fon and Viper followed along with Mukuro and Fran.
Hibari had taken her to the park, he bought her some food and when big kids came to bully them Hibari bit them all to death. Chrome giggled but she also scolded him, saying it's not nice. Hibari grumbled but didn't fight back as the two walked.
"What cha doing?" Someone asked.
"Stalking our kids to make sure they don't do anything stupid." They all replied like idiots.
"Well that's not nice. I'll have to tell big brother on you."
"Go away Brunilda." Bel and Viper said.
Brunilda grinned as she watched the two; it took a while before they froze and turned to look at her.
"BRUNILDA,"
"In the flesh," She giggled, Fon turned to look at her and he found himself staring. She looked to have shoulder length hair, but that was only because her hair was tied up in two pony tails. She had a ribbon tied in a bow to divide her bangs from the rest of her white hair.
She had blue eyes and a sweet smile, her outfit was a navy blue shirt and a purple skirt. She was wearing purple striped leggings and long black heeled boots. Fon thought she was really beautiful.
"Ni hao, wo de mingzi shi Fon," He spoke, Viper and Bel looked at him… was he… nervous? Oh this is good!
"Um, what," She asked looking at him, a frown on her face, "I don't speak Chinese."
"He said 'Hello, my name is Fon." Bel replied.
"He only talks in Chinese when he meets new people." Viper added with a grin. Fon sent them a look, begging them not to tell Reborn, Colonnello and Lal. "Looks like Fon is going to be doing a lot of work for me~" Viper's grin grew as she looked at him. Fon only nodded.
"Chrome, Hibari, come here!" Bel shouted.
The two came over.
"What do you want Herbivore?" Hibari snapped looking at Bel.
"This is Superbi Brunilda. Squalo's sister." Viper said. Chrome looked at Brunilda, her eyes wide.
"She's so pretty!" Chrome squealed. Viper slightly felt hurt by that… She had never heard Chrome call her pretty like that… she hasn't even called her beautiful… she felt sad now. There was a gloom around her which Mukuro and Fran seemed to notice. Bel patted her head.
"There, there Viper. You are very pretty." She glared at him.
"What was that?"
"I said your pretty." Bel replied.
"Oh man…dad… you're digging your grave. She doesn't want you to call her pretty. You're her husband. You call her…?" Mukuro trailed off trying to get Bel to realize what he needed to call her.
"Handsome?"
They all face palmed, "you know for being a genius you sure are dumb half the time. Maybe you should change your blond hair and become a red head."
Bel frowned as he watched the gloom change to anger. "Um… I love you."
Chrome attacked Viper with a tight hug. "Daddy, you call mommy beautiful! Cause mommy is very beautiful when she's not hiding from everyone under her heavy clothes!" The anger melted away as Viper pulled Chrome into a tight hug and spun her around.
"Why are you herbivores here anyways?"
"We are not stalking your date or anything because we are bored." Fran said in his monotone. Hibari glared at Fran.
"FRAN,"
"Rang Women hui jia, wo gan kending, de Squalo xiwang kan dao ta de xiao meimei," Fon grabbed Hibari's hand and pulled him along.
"What did he say?" Brunilda asked confused.
"He said, 'Let's go home, I'm sure Squalo wants to see his baby sister!'" Bel translated as they went home.
When they returned to the Arcobaleno house the Varia were over. "VIPER YOU GOT ME A FABIO… AGAIN," Lal screamed as she hugged Viper.
"I made him go home kora" Colonnello said with a dull tone.
Bel thanked him. "When the prince told him to go home everyone ignored him. The Prince wanted to kill him."
"Viper was staring, kora?" Colonnello asked, having gone through the same thing with Lal.
"To the point she almost drooled." Bel hissed.
"Don't worry man, when we were eight graders she spent the whole day showing him off on her birthday, kora!" Colonnello patted his back.
"And you let her?"
"SHE SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING ARM, KORA!"
Bel gave Colonnello a sad look, "that sucks dude… just think what will happen now that she's pregnant." Colonnello paled as he looked over at Lal, she held an innocent look as she nibbled on a piece of Chocolate she stole from Fran's apple.
"HEY!" Fran protested. "That's mine you meanie face."
"It's so good… yet so horrible!"
"Poor Lal… who is this," Luce asked as she looked at the fresh meat… oh um I mean the new comer…
"Superbi Brunilda, it's nice to meet you." She said in such a soft voice they weren't sure they heard her right.
"VOI BRUNILDA YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER IF THEY WANT TO HEAR YOU!" Squalo shouted as he walked up to his sister.
Luce stared at the two, a scared look on her face, she swear she saw a halo over Brunilda's head and devil horns on Squalo's. She walked to the kitchen and poured herself a few shots before she returned, just to find Squalo covered in his own blood on the couch.
"What happened? I leave for like a minute and this happens?"
"WO jilule ta,"
"Translation, 'I recorded it!" Reborn said when he saw the confused look on Brunilda's face.
Reborn, Lal and Colonnello held grins; there goes Viper having her own personal slave damnit! "Fon, come." Lal said as she pulled him away. Bel made sure he took the camera as he went to show Luce what happened.
The Sky stared in awe as she watched Brunilda kick Squalo's ass in five seconds… the sad thing is… they both weren't going easy on each other, "it seems I won this one big brother."
"I like her." Viper said. There was a knock at the door; Viper narrowed her eyes as Chikusa yet again answered it.
"Aunt Viper… there's someone here who looks like you… only prettier!"
Everyone froze as the young boy said that. Lal shook her head, "boy you have a broken leg and a sprained wrist. Are you aiming for another broken limb or maybe your life next?" She asked her son.
"No," Chikusa said, "Follow me miss." Chikusa said as he motioned the girl to follow him. They all stared at the women who stood before them; she looked everything like Viper… only she was wearing a sweet and innocent smile on her face.
"Hi, my name is Angioletta Esper." Angioletta said with a smile. They turned to stare at Viper then back at Angioletta.
"More twins?" Bel shouted, "I HATE MIRRORS!"
"We aren't twins." Both Viper and Angioletta said in unison.
"I'm two years older than Viper."
"REALLY LUCE, YOU PLANNED THIS THE DAY LAL RETURNS HOME?"
Luce held that evil look on her face as she gave off an evil laugh. "LET THE GAMES BEGIN BITCHES!"
"Um love, everyone isn't here yet." Reborn said. Luce paused as she looked at her husband.
"No, everyone is here." Luce spoke as the door bell rung. "LET THE GAMES BEGIN BITCHES… again." Luce gave off another evil laugh as a flash of lighting struck and the front door flew opened to revile all the parents. Even Varia's parents….
Viper came jogging down the stairs from her and Bel's bedroom in a white sundress that she wore only when she saw her parents. "Daddy," She fakes squealed as she went to hug her father.
Mammon hugged her back before pulling her away at arm's length. "My god it's been years since I have seen you! You haven't grown at all!"
There was a collective snort around the room from everyone who knew Viper hated being called short. She turned to look at Bel and gave him a look that said 'if you say anything you'll be more sex deprived than Skull'
Viper laughed nervously at her father. "Oh come on dad, I'm sure I've grown a little…" She said with a small blush.
Mammon chuckled and then looked over to Bel, Mukuro, Chrome, and Fran standing there awkwardly. "Who are all these people?" He asked his youngest of two daughters. Nicolette nodded in agreement; they all seemed like they were waiting for Viper to say something.
Chrome smiled up at her grandparents she wanted to wait for Viper to introduce them but she just couldn't hold in her excitement. "Grandma, grandpa," She squealed running up and hugging both of them.
Mukuro and Fran exchanged devilish looks before they copied Chrome and attacked their grandparents.
Viper turned to her parents and laughed nervously. "They aren't mine, well they are but I didn't give birth to them! We adopted!" She shouted. "The oldest boy is Mukuro Rokudo, the girl is Nagi, but she likes to be called Chrome Dokuro, and the one with the giant apple on his head is Fran…"
"'We'," Mammon asked, looking at his daughter in shock.
Bel raised his hand, "Hi I'm Bel. I married your daughter. We eloped in Vegas six days ago."
From next door they could hear Lussuria's feminine voice call out; "We took pictures~"
"Shut up~" Viper yelled out the window in her sing song voice that meant someone would be getting mind fucked.
"Well, someone's gonna get mind fucked." Reborn snickered.
Mammon fainted on the spot, causing Nicolette, Angioletta, and Viper to run over to him worried.
"Oh he'll be fine." Nicolette said after checking on him.
"Mom," Viper shouted.
Verde was showing his parents around his lab, they seemed quite pleased with the work he had done.
Skull was showing his parents the large shed in the backyard he used to practice his stunts.
Lal and Colonnello were in the backyard with Reborn, his parents, Luce, her parents, Colonnello's parents, Aria, Chikusa, Elizabeth, Lexi, Reborn's little sister Ada, and Eleanor.
"How was Sparta?" Theresa asked her son and daughter-in-law when they were done talking about how cute Aria and Lexi were. She had Chikusa in her lap, by force of course.
Eleanor had Lexi in her lap and Lal was refusing to talk to her for allowing her little sister to get pregnant at such a young age just because she thought it would be nice to have a baby around.
"It was fine, kora!" Colonnello said.
"My stalker is back." Lal said to Elizabeth, not looking at Eleanor.
Elizabeth made a face. "He is? Does he not know when to give up?" She asked her sister.
"Apparently not, he followed them here!" Luce exclaimed.
"He's easy to handle, nothing to worry about." Lal shrugged, sipping her water slowly.
"Luce, where exactly is everyone going to sleep? We don't have enough rooms in the house! Hell we have no idea where we're going to put that!" Reborn hissed at his wife.
Luce pouted at her husband. "I was going to work all that out later." She told him.
Chikusa cleared his throat, causing everyone to stop talking and turn to him. "We can stay at mom's old house, she never uses it and there is more than enough room in there." He said.
Luce turned to Lal. "Will that be okay?" She asked.
Lal sighed and shook her head yes. "Go ahead, I don't care as long as Verde doesn't turn any of the rooms into a lab or Skull touches anything of importance." She said.
Reborn smirked, "Looks like we're going back to your house Lal." He said.
"We haven't been to your house since the day you left for the military, kora." Colonnello said, remembering the day clearly.
"That was a fun day." Lal laughed.
"Ah good time," Reborn sighed, playing with Ada's hair.
Ada giggled and tilted her fedora back in a way that reminded them all of Reborn. "Reborn stop messing up my hair, it took me a long time to get it straight!"
Reborn sighed, "My little girl is becoming a teenager." He said.
"Reborn, you still have Aria!" Luce said, pointing to the little girl.
"Shh Luce, daddy is trying not to fell old because Ada is eleven years old" Reborn said to his wife.
"Please stop referring to yourself as daddy Reborn, it's creepy." Elizabeth said to her big brother.
"Alright everyone, don't un-pack anything! We're going to be moving to Lal's house for the rest of your visit!" Luce said to everyone once she managed to gather them altogether in the backyard for tea and coffee.
"Don't break anything, and don't go into any rooms that aren't being used…also the last room on the second floor is off limits to everyone," Lal said to them all from her seat. She didn't want people snooping around her house. She then turned her attention to Re and Theresa, "Also; you two aren't allowed to redecorate. I hate when you redecorate."
Reborn laughed, "Wow Lal, I never thought you would straight up tell your mother-in-law that you didn't like the way she did stuff…okay well I can see it."
Mammon cleared his throat, "We will be going to church tonight…correct?" He asked with a raised brow.
Luce coughed, earning everyone's attention; "We don't go to church…it bothers Verde." She said sweetly.
All heads turned to Verde, "I'm an atheist, as most scientists are." He stated without shame.
Fon coughed, "I'm not Catholic, and so going to a Catholic church would be awkward." He said just as sweetly as Luce had stated Verde was atheist.
"We work on Sundays, and get home too late to do anything really," Lal said for her and Colonnello. "Viper and Belphegor work together, and so their boss makes them go out of the country half the time so they're hardly home anyway," She said for the couple.
"I have shows on Sunday's…" Skull said.
Now it was only Reborn and Luce to go for an excuse as to why they don't go to church.
"I just don't like church," Reborn stated with a shrug even though his parents, as well as all the other Mafia members, knew it was because he spent most of his time out killing people it would just feel weird to go to church…Hell Nicolette didn't even know why she married a preacher…although she did love him.
"I'm a…housewife…?" Luce said un-certainly. She wasn't sure what would happen if she said she was a Mafia Boss…
Mammon looked at them all with a stone cold face, "Tonight, all of you are going to church," He said.
"No," Reborn, Lal, and Fon said to the preacher.
"You can't come into someone else's house and tell them they're going to do something. We're going to my house, and that means my rules. You can go to church all you want," Lal said to the man in a dead serious tone.
"Alright everyone, let's just get ready to go and when we get to the house I'll make us all dinner!" Luce said, pushing the kids up the stairs so that they could pack their bags. "It's been a while since we've been there so Lal will drive in front of all of us." She added quickly.
"Mommy," Chrome said tugging on Viper's dress, "Where are we going?" She asked curiously.
Viper bent down to pick up the girl, "We're going to Aunt Lal's house until your grandparents and everyone else leaves…when will that be exactly Luce?" She asked the woman.
"A month," Luce said, smiling awkwardly at the indigo haired woman.
Mostly everyone turned to Luce and glared, how could she let them all stay that long?!
"Been a while since we've been here, kora," Colonnello said, looking at the house in awe; it hadn't changed at all since the last time he'd seen it.
Fon shrugged, "I saw it earlier this morning when I picked up Chikusa." He said with a smirk that everyone thought was charming.
Meanwhile everyone else was already inside the house. It was the same way that Lal had left it seven years ago when she left except for the fact that Elizabeth had dusted the place and put in new light bulbs.
"Kufufu Chikusa, what room did you stay in?" Mukuro asked his friend.
"I stayed in a room on the second floor…it was filled with test tubes and old pictures of mom and everyone else…" Chikusa said, he didn't know whose room it was; but he had a felling it belonged to his uncle.
As if to get his answer Chikusa was slapped swiftly upside the head by both of his parents, "You can't stay in that room anymore; it's off limits." They said to all the children.
"There are things in that room that can hurt you kora." Colonnello said.
Lal rolled her eyes, "You've never been in there, shut up." She said to her husband. It was true; he never went in Calder's room for some reason.
"He won't sleep anywhere else Lal; I tried getting him to sleep in your room but he just ended back up in Calder's room." Elizabeth said.
Lal sighed, "Fine, you can stay in there…but Verde's getting rid of all the chemicals in there," She glared at the scientist until he nodded.
Elizabeth looked down at the only two little girls, "Lexi, Chrome; how would you two like to share my old room?" She asked them.
The two looked at each other before nodding in a fit of giggles.
Elizabeth smiled and showed the two to the room.
"This is my old room," Viper said to Bel when they got to the third floor.
"Ushishi it looks exactly like our room," He said, plopping down on the bed and looking around. It was in fact the same layout as their room in both the Varia and the Arcobaleno household.
Viper simply shrugged and began to un-pack her things when Mukuro, Chrome, and Fran ran inside.
"Mommy, we found a really cool theater room! Can we watch a movie with grandma?" Chrome asked hyper from the sweets Nicolette had given her.
"You have to ask if it's okay with Lal," Viper said as she moved around the room.
"What room are they in…?" Fran asked.
"They're in the room across from the bathroom, knock first though." Viper said.
The three kids nodded and ran off to find the room. Once given permission to use the room they ran off to find their adoptive grandmother.
THE FIRST CHAPTER IS FINISHED! I have two more chapters ready to be posted! Yes people I'm writing in bulk for once so hopefully you won't be waiting two damn weeks for an update. I have decided that I will update on Tuesday's.
It's rated T, like all my stories because I like to curse for some reason…