Bad News, Good News
By Ghostwriter
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: I own nothing! Credit where credit is due.
A/N: This is my second attempt although it is the first that I have submitted.
Summary: Draco has some bad news and some good news for Hermione.
Hermione climbed the last steps to the astronomy tower. Draco was already there waiting for her.
"You have something to tell me?" Hermione asked as she walked up to Draco.
He bent and softly placed a kiss on her lips, his arms moving around her waist. He sighed as he pulled away.
"What's wrong, Draco?"
"You know that I love you, right? Well, I have some bad news and some good news."
Hermione looked into his eyes, but she couldn't read his expression. "Okay, let me have the bad news first."
"Right, then. Well…you know Pansy, right?"
"Yeah. What about her?"
"Well, she's pregnant with my child."
"Oh, Merlin!" Hermione gasped. How could he? He was supposed to love me! "Well, what the good news then?"
Draco shrugged. "I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico (Auto Insurance)."
With that, Hermione shoved Draco. He stumbled backward and fell out of the window.
"I was only kidding!" He screamed as he plummeted to the ground. But it was to late. He was dead.
End.
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