I do not own Digimon. Can I be more blunt, no. This is my 1st fanfic so be nice and review it
.. I'm only 11 so don't flame my grammar or story lines.. All unrecognizable names are from Final Fantasy 7 & 8H
i, My name is Cloud. I'm about 5' 7", blonde hair, and blue eyes. I'm the average American guy, the only problem is, I'm not from America. I'm from another place, not from this world at all. When I got here, it was rather strange because the last thing I remember was defeating my enemy, Sephiroth. I believe I have adapted well to this world and all it's strange inhabitants. They have no idea what Materia or Mako reactors are and the funniest thing is… THEY HAVE NO CHOCOBOS!!!!Well, all was fine and well in my part of Tokyo until one day, after I returned home from my class. The strangest thing that I have experienced in my stay here happened in one of the guest bedrooms upstairs in my house.
I
opened the door to my house a little after 9:00 that night to see all of my friends inside. Tai, Sora, Mimi, Matt, Izzy, Joe, Tifa, Squall, Ares, Rinoa and Selphie were in my living room smiling and talking."Hey, Cloud!! Tifa said as she walked up to me.
"What are you guys doing here?" I asked, a little puzzled.
"You told us you were going to have a party!" Squall told me.
"Oh, yeah. Now I remember." I said as I walked inside. "That's why I have all these drinks and food in the kitchen." I said as I looked inside the kitchen.
"Well, let's get started!" Tifa said.
The party got started and Tifa got some beer for Squall, Matt, Izzy, Joe, Tai and I.
"Thanks Tifa." We all told her after she gave us the beer.
"Sure thing." She replied.
After a few drinks, Tai started to laugh at everything we said.
"Are you drunk?" Sora asked him.
"If you've got somthin to shay, shay it ta my fase!!" Tai said woozily.
"He is drunk." Joe said
"I'll take him to bed." Mimi volunteered
A little while later……
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mimi raped me!!!!! Mimi raped me!!!" Tai cried as he ran down the stairs half naked.
Everyone ignored Tai and tallied it up to being drunk.
I was the only one who was sober at that time.
Later that night……
Tai was back up in his room, mumbling something about being violated when he heard something outside his room. Being paranoid as he was, he grabbed a baseball bat and crept over to the door. Tai opened the door and nearly whacked Selphie.
"WWHHHAAA!" Selphie said as Ares, Rinoa and her dodged the baseball bat.
"Uh… can we come in?" Ares asked
"Yeah, sure. I thought you guys were Mimi." Tai said as he let them in.
A little later……
Tai and Sora retreated to their room.
"Oh yes Tai!!!" we heard Sora shout from the room a few minutes later.
"They must be boinking." Joe said as he glanced at the door to their room.
"I wanna boink too!!!!!" Mimi whined as she drug Joe to their room.
"Now only the real men are left" I said as I looked over at Izzy, Squall and Matt.
Even Later that night……
Izzy and Ares boinked.
Matt and Selphie boinked.
Squall and Rinoa boinked.
By the time I got around to boinking Tifa, everyone had finished boinking and had fallen asleep.
The Next Morning……
The girls got up and made all of us breakfast. We thanked them and they sent me to go look for the Digimon.
I found them and brought them back into the house.
The girls fed them and they had full energy again.
"PPPPIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAAAACCCCHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted a Pikachu as it used ThunderShock on all of us.