"I am Pepsi Eggman and I am going to take over the world and beat sonic up becuase I bet that is a lot of fun *cool pirate laughter* My new super improved Pepsi CANON of destruction and pain will easily kill Sonic and all of his friends *evil japanese laughter*
*Meanwhile at Sonicsville*
"oh Sonic you are my hero" Tails said when he the muscles on Sonic sweaty body
"Thank you" Knuckles replied before Sonic even had opened his mouth.
"Knuckles, are you me?" Sonic asked with laughter whilst danubing towards the stars.
"I will be in 10 minutes" Knuckles said with a creepy voice
Knuckles then killed sonic with one punch and after that he went and bought himself a sonic cosplay costume
"Now I am the only sonic and i can finally get the fame i deserve" Knuckles said while Tails glared at him with awesomeness in his eyes
*Giant explosion*
"I am Pepsi Eggman and I've come to beat sonic up and chew bubblegum... but I'm all out of beat sonic up!" pepsi eggman said with evil grin and laughter
"Don't you mean that you're out of bubblegum, mr dr pepsi eggman sir?" Tails asked politely
"Silence you fool I was being funny! You must die now, eat my pepsi canon beam attack!" *shoots lazer beam of pepsi*
"glub glulb glub" Tails had swallowed all the pepsi!
"haha, you will explode from the inside" *tails explodes and a lot of blood danubes from his body*
"NOOOOOO" Sonic (knuckles) screamed
"Yes and now i'm coming after you sonic!" pepsi eggman said *charges pepsi beam*
Sonic runs away with his super speed and never returns! Pepsi eggman took over the world and is now master of all!
The end?