Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

This is the second time that I appreciate that art of writing, but this time, it is more fun. ('coz it does not have a time limit of 45 minutes for me to finish it – was for a school assessment– )

I beg for your mercy, for this is my first try for a fan fiction, and English is my second language.

Do tell me what you think though. Revssss…..

CHAPTER 1

Naruto was drooling in his couch, sleeping peacefully and lying on his stomach. His right hand and his right leg was dangling and touching the ground. It was noon and he doesn't have any missions until tomorrow. He quickly jumped out of the couch; awaken from the loud "BANG" that vibrated in the room. He faced the direction where the noise came from. With his defence stance, he angrily shouted, "Who's there!"

Sasuke (with a face that seemed like a frightened cat) was breathing heavily, his right hand on his chest, leaning against Naruto's apartment door to hold it from his fan girls, who were trying to smash the door open; his fan girls were shouting his name and their undying love for him.

"What the hell! Sasuke-teme, what are you doing here?!" Naruto now dropped his gourd down a little after seeing Sasuke. Naruto seemed to be frightened as well at Sasuke's out-of-control fan girls. Sasuke slid down the door, still breathing heavily and holding his chest.

Moments Later…

Sasuke is alone in Naruto's apartment, sitting calmly on the couch. Naruto came back, entering through the window.

"There… I finished fixing your apartment's door and windows. You owe me big time Sasuke-teme!"

"Hn", was the only reply that Naruto got, which made him shake in anger.

"What are you waiting for bastard?! Your apartment is all fixed up!"

"I'm not going anywhere, Naruto-baka" Sasuke replied. (It seems that calling Naruto names is his way of thanking/appreciating him?)

"I can still sense those annoying girls outside, in their hiding place."

Naruto's face softened a little and thought, "Poor Sasuke, I still think that he is an idiot, but this is too much. Can't those stupid girls see what they are doing to Sasuke!" Then Naruto snapped his left fist in his right palm, his face brightening and a bulb lit above his head. "I know!" he thought, then the light bulb disappeared and he frowned. Sasuke lifted his right eyebrow in confusion to Naruto's expressions.

"No, we can't trap them in a big hole on the ground, old-Tsunade will not like it, and besides, they are too many…" Naruto said while he kept on thinking of ways on how he could help Sasuke to get rid of the crazy fan girls.

"How about I pretend to be your girlfriend teme?" Naruto suggested then he used his "sexy technique" (I don't know what it's called) to change into a sexy blonde girl. "They might back out if they see you with a girlfriend." Naruto added.

Sasuke looked pale, with all his blood drained out at the thought of Naruto being his girlfriend. Then he looked like he was going to vomit.

Naruto changed back to his own form and his face turned red from embarrassment at his own suggestion.

"You bastard! Be thankful that I'm helping you!" He shouted.

It's already dark. Naruto fell asleep early; he got tired from all the thinking. Sasuke stood at the side of Naruto's bed as he watched him sleep. Sasuke had a pleasant face. He smiled a little at the thought of Naruto, being always there and willing to help him.

"Naruto-baka…" Sasuke whispered, and then he walked towards the door and silently went out.

He let out a sigh as he safely made it to his own apartment.

The next day…

Everything was peaceful in Tsunade's office, until the door slammed open. There, an irritated Sasuke stood, with his clothes (samurai outfit) torn out here and there.

"I really can't take it anymore!" Sasuke thought.

Tsunade smirked at the sight, fully aware of the crazy fan girls.

"Well, GOOD Morning Sasuke!" Tsunade greeted. "I can see… you're having a great time with your admirers…"

Sasuke growled at Tsunade's sarcastic approach.

"Calm down Sasuke. What is your business here?" Tsunade tried to calm Sasuke down and decided to get serious.

Sasuke walked towards her and slammed his right fist on her desk.

"I want you to GET RID OF THEM!!!"

Sasuke stated his situation and he told her that he is willing to pay a big amount of money. Right after he left, Tsunade informed Hinata (the only ninja who accepted the mission, out of pity). Shikamaru, Kiba, and the others declined, believing that it's a stupid mission. Sakura and Ino were not informed due to Sasuke's request.

bora bora bora!!!

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