Bella walked in to the room, her eyes filled with the light of excitement, enjoyment, and mischief. Yet they were still darkened with the shadow of fraidi-cat-ness (random word we made up PLEASE TELL US IF ITS A REAL WORD WE NEED TO KNOW). She sat in front of me a gave me the I-got-something-to-tell-you-but-I-really-don't-wanna-tell-you-beacuse-it-will-make-you-mad-yet-it-is-hilariously-funny-(and (random)- as- well-along-with-other-stuff..................................STARE (Drag out this word- p.s. I do not mean the word 'this' I mean the word 'stare').

Then I directed into her direction the tell-me-tell-me-tell-me-tell-me-tell-me-tell-me-tell-me-tell-ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stare . She gave me another star

In reply and I gave her another stare but if we describe every blooming look we each got in the space of five seconds, we would be sitting here for-EVER!

Ten minutes later

It was all silent. Then; SHE SPOKE! The words that I least wanted to hear.

"Edward, I have to tell you something."

"Really? Well that's why YOU are supposed to let ME hear your thoughts, ISN'T it Bella? But NOOOO! You have to be a MUTE."

She flinched and continued.

"Edward, this isn't going to work out."

"WHAT! GO TO YOUR ROOM, RIGHT. NOW MISSY!"

Bella hung her head in shame and walked to our room, but all of a sudden she shouted "OHHHHHHHHH " (meant to drag out and make really girly high pitched sound ). The window flew open and a slight shadow came in and gave Bella a big French Kiss.

"Edward. I. Met. Someone. Elssssse. Do you understand? Someone else."

"First. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO COULD BE BETTER THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? Second. Why are you talking to me like a three year old?"

"Well. First, I am in love with some random six years old who cut his finger on a rock and asked me to 'kiss my booboo better' and who likes me because I am motherly. Second, well, I hang around a six year old all day and talk like that because he is six. WHAT DO YOU EXXPECT? (double x means deadly)" . I couldn't believe this was happening to me, the most perfect-Handsome-big heired- vampire-totally in love with himself-and obsession disorder person in the entire world.

And yet... !

I am being dumped! Me! Dumped! By! Bella! For a little boy! !

the-size-of-the-face-of-Big-Ben-emotions and asked her quite coolly,

"Do I get to meet my married wife's boyfriend? Or do I have to snoop to find out who he is and destroy him?"

Bella grimaced, but favoured me. She yelled out in a painfully beautiful voice,

"Oh, !"

Hmmmm. Now where have I heard that name and voice put together before?

"Holy crap" I screamed and jumped back as a young boy came through the window the only boy in this universe that has girls calling his name and loving in every way "PETER PAN.................................................................................WHAT THE ,,,,,,HOW,,,,,,WHEN,,,,,,WHY " I begged.