This is inspired by Mew-Blueberry's funny little fan-fics. I WUV THEM!!!!!!
Darkstripe: Hey Tigerstar
Tigerstar: Go away can't you see I don't like you anymore?
Darkstripe: why not? You're like..my role model.
Tigerstar: no I'm not. Go away.
Darkstripe: so..you and Sasha, huh? So, how was she?
Tigerstar: Go away.
Darkstripe: What would you say if u were my father?
Tigerstar: I don't know. I'm not your father.
Darkstripe: How do you know? How do you know I'm not Bluestar's fourth kit with Oakheart??
Tigerstar: If you were Bluestar's fourth kit with Oakheart, he would be your father, smart one.
Darkstripe: It's not my fault you're a terrible mentor.
Tigerstar: -leaps at him-
Bluestar: Wait!
Fireheart: What?
Bluestar: I love you!!!
Fireheart: She's high. -walks away-
Sandpaw: I hate you, Fireheart
Fireheart: Oh. That's nice.
Dustpaw: Yeah Fireheart! I hate you too! You're gay!
Fireheart: Look, just because I had kits doesn't mean I'm gay.
Dustpaw and Sandpaw: ...uh...
Bluestar: Hey guys. You're warriors now.
Sandstorm: I love you Fireheart
Dustpelt: Yeah Fireheart! I love you– wait a second...
Sandstorm: Let's have kits together and name them Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw! -throws herself at Fireheart-
Fireheart: SCORE!!
Bluestar: Aw, crap. I died saving the Clan again.
Fireheart: NOOOO!!!
Bluestar: Well, see ya! -dies-
sigh mine aren't very funny. I'll have more soon.