A Dare to Remember, and a Question to Love

Summary:It's a clash of Naruto and Harry Potter with my own insane twist read to see what it's about.

Main Pairings: Itachi & Harry, Sasuke & Naruto, Sai & Sakura, Ron & Hermione plus many more that I may or may not mention
Warning: WARNING THE FOLLOWING STORY CONSISTS OF BL, HARSH LANGUAGE, AND CRAPPY HUMOR YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED I AM ALSO WARNING YOU THIS CONTAINS MAJOR OOC SORRY!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Naruto… I DON'T EVEN OWN ANY T-SHIRTS!

Harry's present thoughts

I guess to expect something, would mean that there are no surprises in life… I don't think I would enjoy a quiet life knowing everything about to happen in the world… I think it would be scary… Maybe even as scary as the war was… Maybe scarier than that fated night… I wonder if he remembers? Or has he forgotten what happened… Could it be what happened then is why I am like this now? Who knows? It has been ten years, I remember it was cold then to but it wasn't as dark.

A couple days previous
Normal POV

"I am sooooo friggen bored, can we please play a game or something" Sakura whined clinging to Sai as another episode of thunder rang through the huge mansion. Sakura, Sai, Sasuke, And Naruto all sat on Sasuke's king sized bed his dark blue comforter perfectly in place. Hinata and Neji occupied one of the lighter blue couches while Itachi, Harry, Hermione Ron, Luna, and Ginny were sprawled in chairs and recliners. The fire was lighted blazing lazily it seemed everyone was focused on the colors playing around the room.

"Why Sakura? The electricity is out and playing board games is so very cliché" Neji asked not out of curiosity just the fact he was bored as well

"Well I think we should play truth or dare" Ginny said a fire seeming to sparkle in her eyes, everyone looked at her completely horrified except for Naruto and Harry they both smiled.

"Yea I like that idea" Naruto said looking at Sasuke smiling his normal idiotic smile

"me to" Harry agreed

"Its better than nothing" Hinata said after awhile Neji soon agreed

"Good! Ron you start" Ginny said addressing her older brother, after a minute Ron started smiling

"Harry mate, truth or dare" Harry looked at Ron and thought a bit the dare would obviously be hell if Ron's smile was anything to go off of and the question wouldn't be too bad… he hoped

"Umm truth?" he questioned his answer Ron smiled more 'shit!' Harry thought to himself

"Is it true that you lost your virginity to Blaise?" Ron asked everyone was now interested Harry fought the urge to kill the red head who was supposedly his best friend someone snickered but Harry was to busy trying to calm himself down, he gritted his teeth and answered.

"Yes…" everyone was silent till Ginny started laughing Harry snarled at her blushing furiously he really hated this game.

"O-ok H-Har-Harry I-its yo-your tur-turn" Ginny said clutching her side and trying to calm her breathing Harry pouted a little then looked around the room searching for a good target he finally decided on Neji.

"Neji truth or dare?" the teen looked slightly shocked before his face was expressionless he thought for a bit then answered simply.

"Dare" out of the corner of his eye he could see Ginny start grinning like a maniac… oh wait she is one. Harry smirked and continued with his dare

"Ok Nej I dare you to go with Ginny and let her dress you up in any way she wants to then do a little fashion show for us, it has to contain two different outfits along with accessories" Ginny stood up and patted Harry's head before standing in front of Neji ready to bring him hell.

"H-how will she get clothes?" Hinata asked Harry just smiled and simply stated

"Hina she is a witch remember?" she made and o with her mouth and nodded understanding it. Everyone in the room with an exception of Neji were laughing at the first outfit even Hinata couldn't hold back her little giggles. The first outfit was a semi normal outfit but on Neji it was just ridiculous he wore hot pink skinny jeans with white converse the kind that go up past your ankles with a white button up shirt that was only buttoned half way showing his muscular chest he wore a pink spiked choker and had his long hair tied up in a messy bun. He had a bracelet that matched the choker and his nails were painted pink as well. The second outfit was well a Drag queen sort of outfit he was in heels and everything his dress (if you could call it that) was red and had a white flower printed on the side of it his hair was still in a messy bun and he had way to much make up on, a red bell was around his neck and what made this outfit even more entertaining was the cat ears sitting on top his head.

"I will fucking kill all of you if even one person out of this room finds out!" Neji growled.

"yea yea its your turn Nej" Sakura giggled Neji left the room to change back into his regular clothes and found to his dismay that not all the make up would come off, he growled again when he walked back in the room to find everyone still laughing.

"Naruto Truth or Dare"

Ok that's where this one stops for now :P I don't know what is going to happen with this story its random and I don't know. Anyhow any one got an idea of what Naruto will say and based off what your answer is what the question or dare is? If you guess correctly you get a prize and if you have read my "Why Edited Version" you should know the basics of the rewards.
Now for talk between Characters friends and myself

Naruto: Another one?
Rae: Yes I put you in another fic but you aren't the main character!
Naruto: *mumbles*
Rae: What was that?
Naruto: I SAID GOOD CAUSE EACH STORY THE MAIN CHARACTER IS SOOOOOOO DEPRESSING!
Harry: I am not depressing!
Naruto: I beg to differ!
Harry: Oh you know such a big word!
*Feud continues*
Itachi: This was Rae
Rae: Ita I love you
Itachi: What?
Rae: REVIEW is what I said hehehe