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The first time Haruno Sakura met Uchiha Itachi was definitely not what you would call conventional. It was in fact down right embarrassing.
Stood outside the large stone wall keeping all the crazy fan girls out of the Uchiha estate was where Sakura had somehow reluctantly found herself dragged to by her insane fan girlling best friends Yamanaka Ino and Satori Karin. Both huge fans of the actor Uchiha Sasuke they had finally snapped when the news that there teen acting heart throb would be moving to the area and possibly attending there school. But of course the two die heard fans couldn't wait like all the other fan girls. No they had to come down know to the gated community where Sakura herself lived just so they could scale the poor boys wall and attack him in his sanctuary.
So here Sakura was, poor petit Sakura, braced against the wall while Ino a good head taller and in heals attempted to get over the eight foot tall stone wall while Karin hissed out helpful hints on how to better step on poor little Sakura's head.
Sakura growled as the heel of Ino's new parada's dug into the nape of her neck painfully and looked up…………..did we mention Ino was also wearing a skirt?
"Oh Kami! Ino! What you couldn't wear shorts?" Sakura spluttered cheeks going red as she caught an eye full of her friends smooth well toned rear around the tiny scrap of white silky thong she had decided to wear tonight.
"Duh Forehead! It's going to be hard for Sasuke kun to remove shorts with his teeth you know!" the tall blond informed her as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Sakura sighed closing her eyes as her red cheeks darkened, "Really didn't need to know that." she muttered out as Karin began to protest loudly.
"You wish Blondie!" the equally tall red head growled and nipped Ino behind her knee. Who gave a loud yelp and jerked her healed foot into the side of Sakura's head.
"Hey! Watch what your doing both of you!" Sakura snapped as she began to wobble around dangerously.
"Hey Forehead hold still!" Ino shrieked losing her grip on the wall and began flailing her arms around like a dieing swan.
"Guys will you two cut it out!" Karin reprimanded the pare doing a grate impression of Laural and Hardy, "Hey Pig hurry up so I can see my one true love!" she stomped a foot petulantly before turning to look at the well lit manner on the hill and going into her usual tirade of what she and her dear Sasuke poo will do when they marrie………..?
Things weren't looking so good for Sakura and Ino however since Ino's flailing had managed to spin them away from the wall and Sakura who wasn't all that in the upper body strength, or lower for that matter, was beginning to panic. With a squeak and gasp she tripped over her own feet and closed her eyes resigned to the broken bones, cut and bruising she was going to get for this little escapade, as the ground rushed up to meet them…………did she mention that she herself was not a huge fan of Uchiha Sasuke?
It wasn't every night the members of Akatsuki got the night off to just hang out and do as they please. Out of the group of nine that made up the band Itachi, Deidara, Sassori and Kisame where the only ones left in the hill top manner when the laughing from the security room caught there attention and beconed them over to see what was going on.
Looking into the small room manned by two night guards they saw on the main large screen three teenage girls looking rather suspicious.
Scratch that two of the girls screamed fan girl that wasn't an unusual sight it was the last one being pulled along by her friends that was the most interesting. She clearly didn't wont to be there.
"Hey lets go and see what there doing yeah!" Deidara said excitedly, "There pretty hot! We can have us a little party!"
Kisame grinned, "Or we could just have a laugh. Bit young for my taste." he grunted.
"Sure why not." Sassori sighed resigned to yanked along by his blond best friend. Itachi didn't say anything and only followed his band mates out the door. It would be interesting to see what they where after anyway.
It wasn't long before all four had walked out the main gates and around the side of the wall to find the girls attempting to scale the wall. It was a rare thing indeed that had the normally reclusive Itachi and Sassori laughing but these three where quite entertaining.
Standing back and listening as two of the girls began there squobles over Itachi's little brother and the poor little one protesting at her miss treatment in a quaintly sarcastic manner that had Itachi's lips quirking up.
Deidara and Kisame where holding there sides laughing so hard as the comedy due began to weave around the path dangerously.
As they began to fall to the flour however the band members moved into action.
"Huh?!" Sakura blinked with a frown as she hit not hard unyielding pathing slabs but a firm warm something that felt oddly alive. Hearing the sounds of a heart beat and breathing she could safely say she was in someone's arms.
Oh the humilliation!!
With flaming red cheeks she slowly looked up into the very handsome and very amused face of her saviour.
Sakura forgot to breath.
"Oh you're my hero!" Ino gasped breathily rectifying Sakura's breathing problem in an instant.
"That better be Uchiha Sasuke your fourning over back there or I'm gunna come over there and walk all over your head in three inch heals and see how you like it!" Sakura growled glaring over her shoulder with what Deidara was sure where glowing green eyes.
Ino ignored her friend completely as Karin with hearts in her eyes and hands clasped in front of her chest also began to gush over the three handsome men that had saved her friends.
"Your so fickle it's disgusting!" Sakura grumbled to her self then stiffened at the sound of a low deep chuckle behind her. Remembering she was still in the arms of her own saviour she turned to look into his amused handsome face, "Um….hi…..thanks for the save." she muttered as her cheeks began to blaze hot red.
"No problem." Itachi smirked setting her onto her feet properly, "I'm Uchiha Itachi. You are….?"
"Oh um Haruno Sakura." she said inspecting her feet and wincing, "So I take it that's your house we where attempting to brake into?" she asked wishing the earth to open and swallow her whole.
"Yeah you fan's of Itachi's little brother?" Deidara asked.
"Heh good look finding him. The brats out on a date with six other fan girls." Kisame grunted.
Sakura began to scowl as she folded her arms over her ample breasts and glared at her two best friends, "I'm sure I said something about man whores in protests during my kidnap tonight." she grumbled, "Humph the creeps not even home for you two to molest anyway! I got spiked heal bruising for nothing!" she huffed.
"Well look at this a teen aged girl who isn't a fan of your little brother Itachi." Sassori smirked at the little girl.
Sakura rolled her large green eyes in exasperation, "Look at what I have to put up with." she waved a dainty hand at her drooling friends, "Oi! If you two don't put your tongues away I'm going to call Ibiki san and have you crossed off the list for the front gate!" she snapped.
Both taller girls were suddenly at her side, "Aw Sakura chan you know we love you the most!" Ino cooed squashing Sakura's head into her large bosom and mouthing to Deidara, "I love you so much I even copied your hair!"
"Yeah Sakura chan you know you'd always come first." Karin nodded her agreemeant, "Until Sasuke kun and I are married and living in sinful bliss I'm all yours!"
Bright red and feeling utterly humiliated in front of her new nabourse Sakura really wonted to cry when her mobile began to ring out the tune of one of her favourite songs.
By the band Akatsuki.
"Oh kami please kill me know." she muttered closing her eyes and accepting the call as quickly as humanly possible, "Hello." she said quietly while everyone watched her, "OK I'll tell her. We'll be quick." she sighed opening her eyes to find six other sets on her, "Ah. Ja." she hung up looking at Karin, "The Vicker and his wife are demanding the heathens release there daughter." she said dryly.
"Oh crap!" the red head looked a little panicked then. Being the daughter of a preacher meant having to behave in a manner that kept her from being locked in her bedroom and doused in Holly Water on an hourly interval.
"Well we'd better get going!" Sakura said with blatant fake cheer and grabbed Ino who looked like she was attempting to sexually assault the blond band boy, "Kuso Ino put the band member down!" she hissed.
"Wait!" Deidara yelled stopping the girls as they dashed across the street, "Will you guys be back?"
"There kids man!" Kisame grunted in disgust.
"Hey where all eighteen!" Ino protested with a scowl then smiled seductively to her blond saviour, "Sakura chan lives in that one there so where always here! Oh feel free to pop over when you wont her parents are never home!" she invited.
"Hey!" Sakura yelled scowling at the blond, "That's my house!"
"Hush sweaty mommy's working here." Ino said absently putting her hand on Sakura's face and pushing her out of the way.
Sakura grit her teeth glaring daggers at her ex best friend when she felt someone watching her. Turning her head she found herself locked into the intense dark eyes of Uchiha Itachi, front man of popular rock band Akatsuki.
The blush began at her toes and even managed to turn her pink hair a shade darker as she got lost in the depths of those deep dark eyes. Her mouth went dry and the pit of her stomach stirred in an unfamiliar manner. The whole thing caught her off guard and clenching her fists at her side she tore from that intoxicating gaze of the know smirking man and turned on her heal stiffly and marched away with nothing more then a, "Gotta go know!"
Ino and Karin dropped all fan girling to look at there friend retreating form, "Hey! Sakura chan?" Ino called out with a frown.
"You ok sweaty?!" Karin asked already following after the shorter girl.
"Um thanks for before guys. It was really nice meeting you all!" Ino shocked the band members with a shy smile and small bow before darting up the street after her friends surprisingly fast in three inch spike heals leaving the stunned band members in her wake.
He he..........I hope you guys like this. I'm not sure yet if I'm going to add more to it. I do have a few idea's so I'll put them down n see how I feel about it.
For those of you who have been waiting for the next instalmeant of Treasure Hunt I'm really sorry. I just cant come up with any riddles or clues for it!! In the end I had to put it down slowly and back away. But that was a while ago so I'm gunna have another go. If not then your gunna have to deal with crappy riddles (Sobs quietly in the corner).
Please no flames there destructive not constructive.
Thanks xx