Here is the basic info:

Summary:

Naruto survives an attack at the age of six and then leaves Konoha with Jiraiya, now at age twelve; he comes back. A Naruto X Full metal Alchemist Crossover.

NarutoXfemHaku. (I would have chose other characters, I wanted to do a more probable character, but I ended up going with my first choice, A Female (I repeat, FEMALE) Haku.

Title:

Alchemic Ninja

Key:

Smaller Scene changes: X the place within the place X

Scene changes and crap like that XX Some text describing the place and/or time XX

Flashbacks XXX Some text describing the place and/or time XXX

Author interruptions: (…)

Breaks: XXXXX… XXXXX

Speech: "Udon"

Demon speech: "Konohamaru"

Thoughts: 'Moegi'

Demon Thought: 'Naruto'

And no, as much as I would like to, I do not own FMA (Full Metal Alchemist) or Naruto, they belong to Arakawa Hiroaki and Masashi Kishimoto

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10-19-07

Hey! Thanks For all the reviews! I have re-posted this chapter again (I edited it, and know I find it better, tell me if it is, though I doubt it will be much of a difference as I didn't do much, though I did edit some key things that will change the story! And yes, I know I took off chapter 2, but that is because I want to almost completely re-do it, and so I don't want people know to the story to read it until I am happy with it. Once again thanks!

10-20-07

Okay! I went and added the ages of everyone in the story. Sorry I forgot to mention this but if anyone finds any mistakes, please tell me! Also, please give me suggestions! Almost all (Excluding any that conflict with the story I have planned) will be considered! And finally, I will get a lot of my ideas from other stories (but don't worry, it will be its own story, just with influence from others!)

XXXXX Prologue­­­­

XXX October Third-6 years ago XXX

A six-year-old boy sporting spiky blond hair, A pair of green goggles on his forehead and a T-shirt several sizes bigger with a swirl design on the front and black sweatpants was seen that day running through the streets with a big leather bound book in hand. Deciding to take a short cut through and alley he turned and continued running only to be suddenly hit in the back of the head by a beer bottle. Dropping the book and falling on to the ground with a rather loud 'CRACK' he turned to face what was to be described as 'A trio of misguided drunks' one with the broken edge of the beer bottle that hit him on the head, and holding it as if to stab him with it, another with a rather long and sharp looking pocketknife, and finally, the one in the center had a katana.

"Wh-what do y-you want with me?" the young child of six asked

"You know what we want you demon!" the one with the beer bottle replied

"Yeah! You killed our brothers, sisters and wives!" the one with the pocketknife commented.

"Wh-what do you me-mean? I have never killed anyone! I am only six years old!" The young boy stammered.

"Let me make this clear to you," The older man with the katana started "six years ago, 7 days from today, the demon fox, 'Kyuubi' ('Kyuubi' meaning 'nine tails') attacked this village of 'Konoha' ('Konoha' short for 'Konohagakure') and our beloved fourth Hokage supposedly defeated the nine tailed demon fox. That is a lie."

"N-no! How can that be? Where is it now then?"

"Well," the man spoke once again "it is sealed inside of you. And now, we're going to take your life in exchange for all those people you killed. Now," People heard his screams, took one glance at the kid and thought 'He had it coming'. Then, with one swift swipe the man with the katana aimed for the boy's right shoulder, and said, "Say die".

The last thing he remembered (besides a lot of pain) was an older boy with his brown hair in a ponytail and a scar across his nose from reaching to each cheek that he recognized as his academy teacher, Iruka Umino yell "Naruto!"

If one were to take a closer look at the book that the young Naruto had dropped, they would have noticed the title: 'Guide to Advanced Alchemy and Auto-mail'.

Also no on would notice a certain one-eyed jounin watching, or so the shinobi thought

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Prologue: End

Chapter One: So it Begins: Start

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XX 6 years later, Fire country border XX

"Well, we're almost home!"

"Will you be quiet, perverted hermit?"

"Aw, come on! You should at least be more enthusiastic about returning to your home-town!"

"Well, maybe I would be, if those fools there had not tried over and over again to kill me for something out of my control"

"Yeah, whatever, you know you still care about that village, Naruto." He added the emphasis just to bug him
"Yeah, whatever Jiraiya." The one now known as Naruto (Age 12) countered

And with that, the duo sped off to the north gate of home, Konoha.

XX Half a day later, North gate of Konoha (yes, I know, but In my story, Naruto can go as fast as lee can with his weights on.) XX

"State your names and business with Konoha" one of the two north Konoha gate guards said uniformly

"The Toad hermit Jiraiya, member of The Sannin ('Sannin" meaning 'three nin') here to bring this young one to the genin exams" Jiraiya (Age 50) said, ruffling the boys hair.

"Uzumaki Naruto, apprentice of the perverted toad hermit here. I believe you already understand my purpose here."

After shuffling through some folders within a green cabinet behind them. The came up with a folder, took the papers that Jiraiya had previously handed to them, tucked them away within the folder, took out another bunch of papers and said:
"Ah, here it is, you two a to report immediately to the Hokages' office, these papers will get you to see him right away."
"Okay! Off to sensei's office we go!" Jiraiya said rather exuberantly while pointing to a red building with the kanji fore 'fire' on the top.

"Yeah, whatever perverted hermit." Naruto replied rather emotionlessly.

"Don't call me that you-" Jiraiya turned to face Naruto but saw that he was already gone. So he ran after him towards the Hokage office.

XX At the Hokage's office XX

"So Naruto, how did your training trip go?" The aging Hokage (Age 69) asked.

"Fine, though for being such a upbeat person, Jiraiya sure is a slave driver " he said with only a hint of emotion.

"Hmm, well, I guess I was wrong."

"Hm?" Naruto inquired

" I only ever expected Tsunade to be a slave driver"

Naruto just cringed at the thought of even hafting to be trained under her.

XX The next day, The ninja Academy XX

Iruka Umino (23) was just about to start the genin exams when he remembered that they had a new student joining them today and spoke up.

"Okay students! Before we begin the exams, we shall be having a new student joining us for the exams!"

And on cue, the door the classroom opened, revealing an average height boy, with A blood-red log sleeved trench coat with the right sleeve torn off, and black ANBU like armor and pants, except that the armor was underneath a barely transparent black cloth that had a zipper straight down the middle. On his feet he had a pair of black boots. Looking on his head you could see his spiky blond hair and his emotionless deep blue eyes (Which many students cringed at). Looking more you could see he had a detachable sleeve/glove on his right hand, and white gloves with a strange circle on the backside on both hands. After a short and odd silence he spoke up:

"Yo" he said with his hand raised

"Would introduce yourself?" Iruka asked, though he already knew who he was.

"Ah, yes, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, some may remember me from six years ago, I was in this very class. I left after a certain incident," At that both Iruka and Naruto cringed noticeably, and some would swear they saw Naruto's right arm turn metal for a split second. " And now I have come back to take the genin exams." He said in his usual emotionless demeanor."

"Okay now why don't take seat, and I will begin to explain the genin exams."

XX A while later XX

There are three parts to the genin exam: the written, the bunshin, and the practical. The first two were easy enough, at least for Naruto, and now begins the practical; in other words, an example of your skill, basically a fight. They were all told that it doesn't matter if you win or lose, just that you do a good fight, but Iruka and the other instructors also said it wouldn't hurt to win either.

After all other fights were done (Which Naruto thought were all boring), it came down to the last two people: Naruto Uzumaki and Uchiha Sasuke (Age 12.)

Once into the center of the clearing outside of the academy for sparring, shuriken and kunai practice, they started talking while waiting for the say-so to go.

"Hmph, can't believe I got put against a weakling like you, dope. I will win." Said the blue clad Sasuke.

"Whatever, as long as I become a genin, it doesn't matter who wins. May the best man win Sasuke." The red and black clad Naruto replied calmly

"Don't worry, I will"

As if on a silent cue, Iruka shouted "Begin!"

Immediately the young Uchiha prodigy charged but right when he was about to hit the young blond haired boy, the boy in question moved forward just a bit, and move his foot out, and suddenly the Uchiha boy found himself falling towards the ground, and then, he at dirt as Naruto held the young Uchiha down by his head and said "Pathetic." And then he knocked the young prodigy out with a swift chop to the neck

"Winner: Uzumaki Naruto!"

And with a puff of smoke, Naruto and Sasukes unconscious form disappeared.

"Hey! What did you do with Sasuke! You-" An angry Ino (Age 12) and Sakura (Age 12) yelled in unison before the were suddenly interrupted when they both felt cold metal against their necks. Everyone turned to face Naruto behind the two girls.

"I hope you two never become Ninjas, you couldn't handle it, Pathetic fan-girls." The blond haired boy said calmly. "Also, if you were paying attention, you would've noticed I put him right by Iruka-sensei." He said, pointing to the person in question. And with that he once again disappeared in a puff of smoke, only to reappear by Iruka a split second later. After a silence in which people gawked at Naruto and pondered how he could beat the number one rookie of the year so easily. This time Iruka spoke up first.

"So, class, you will all be assigned your Jounin instructors tomorrow. Until then, the time is yours." And with that everyone went their separate ways, everyone except Naruto and Iruka.

"So, Naruto, how have you been?" Iruka spoke up first again.

"Fine I guess, traveling the continent, you know."

"Its good to have you back."

"Thanks, you know, for saving my life."

"Your welcome."

"See you later Naruto."

"See you later Iruka-sensei."

And with that Naruto disappeared in a puff of smoke, only to reappear at one of the training grounds.

Silence.

"Hey! Wait!" Iruka suddenly yelled "How come he can do the body flicker (A.K.A. Shunshin) and I can't?

XX A While Later-Some Training Ground XX

Naruto had been training here for a while now when he suddenly sensed an unknown presence. He continued training for a moment when suddenly he disappeared in a puff of smoke, shocking the onlooker. Not even a second after Naruto disappeared; the onlooker felt the cold metal of a kunai pressed against their neck.

"State your name and business…"

XX A few minutes later-A Konoha Restaurant XX

"So…who are you?"
"Where'd you go for six years?"

"What was that jutsu you used against Sasuke? How come it didn't need any seals?

"Slow down," Naruto said, annoyed "I will now answer your questions in the order they were asked; I am Uzumaki Naruto, as you should know since I introduced myself earlier at the academy. I was gone for six years after a certain incident," He once again cringed at 'incident' much to the confusion of his peers "I went on a training trip with my sensei, Jiraiya, and finally, All shinobi have secrets to their techniques, ne?"

After a moment of silence, a certain pink haired girl decided to speak up.

"Umm, Naruto?" "Yes…um…what is it?" "What incident?" "Well, you all know of the day the Kyuubi attacked?" everyone nodded "Well, I was born on that exact day, so everyone in the village saw me as a bad omen, and one day, they decided to attack the bad omen," at this he looked away from his fellow shinobi, not wanting to see their reactions " I barley made it out alive, if it wasn't for Iruka-sensei, I would have died then and there" Naruto Grinned on the inside, he WAS devious, for lying to them like this.

"So Iruka-sensei saved your life?" Sakura asked

"No, not completely…" Naruto replied not lying this time, at least not completly. At that everyone looked at him with confused eyes.

"What do you mean?" Sakuras' rival and best friend, an interesting combination if I do say, Ino asked.
"I would rather not talk about," Naruto replied, sorrow present in his voice. He decided now was a good time to leave "I thank you guys for the food but I must take my leave, see you all tomorrow for the team assignments"

"Wait!" Everyone yelled, but it was too late, he was already long gone, some smoke the only indication.

XX A few minutes later, Naruto's apartment XX

Naruto sighed deeply, "Why did I even let Sakura Convince me to go to the restaurant?"

XXX Earlier XXX

"State your name and business…"

"Eek!" "Now!" "Haruno Sakura, I was looking for you! The rest of the graduates from the academy and I wanted to invite you to a celebration dinner at

A restaurant not to far from here!"

"And why should I come?" Naruto replied, calmer then he did last time.

"Umm, so you can learn about your possible teammates…?" she half stated, half questioned.
"Hmmm, okay, I guess."

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"Oh yes, that's why…."

XX The next day-The Academy XX

Everyone looked at the classroom door as the center of the majority of the morning's gossip entered the room.

Every eye was glued to him as he made his way to his seat. Then the whispers started again.

"I wonder what he meant…"

"Maybe we should go ask him."

"I will!" said a certain pink haired kunoichi (Yes, we all know who I am talking about, and if you don't, well, if I told you, you might stop reading this story out of disgust towards me).

-Back at Narutos desk-

Naruto was looking at his desk, wondering what team he will be on, when out of the corner of his eye he saw Sakura making her way towards him.

"What do you want Sakura?" Naruto asked, knowing this could go nowhere good, at least for him.

"Umm well, me and some of the others wanted to know what you meant last night."

"You will know soon enough, now be gone"

"But…" sakura started, but never got far as suddenly Naruto raised his right hand and somehow shot out a blast of wind, sending sakura all the way back to her desk, shocking everyone inside the classroom.

"Now stay there" Naruto said, the annoyance in his voice apparent.

X A few minutes later X

Iruka was just finishing roll call and was now announcing the team assignments

X Several team assignments later X

"Team seven, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha," Sakura yelled out in happiness. "And Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto grunted in displeasure, thinking 'Great, a rabid fan-girl and a self-proclaimed avenger' "Your Jounin sensei will be Kakashi Hatake, Now-" "NO!" Naruto suddenly yelled, his eyes a blood red, much to the discomfort of everyone else.

"Is there something wrong, Naruto?" Iruka asked, doing his best to hide his fear.
"I WILL NOT BE WITH THAT-THAT MONSTER!"

"I am sorry, Naruto, but the team decisions are final, now please take a seat." Iruka said as calmly as he could, but still stuttering a little. And then, much to the surprise of everyone, Naruto just smirked, and sat down. 'I will just kill him if he tries anything funny, or, I will just plain kill that one eyed pervert for what did, or rather, didn't do…'

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Chapter one: End

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