Hatake Kakashi.
Those two names put together made enemies cower, allies smile, and made a certain other jonin scoff.
Kakashi was the kind of person who could be polite one second and kill someone another. He was the kind of guy that could make all the ladies blush and refuse even the prettiest one a date. He could kick MAJOR butt, but would never make fun of or criticize his opponent, sometimes even offering them helpful advice. But no matter how smart or funny or handsome he could be, he would never be prepared for what was going to come at him next.
"You're going on a mission with him. Deal with it."
Kakashi's eyes slowly turned to the man that stood next to him. He was none other than Might Guy, his eternal rival.
"I think I'd be better off if you just drug me around the back of the building and shot me."
Tsunade, the fifth Hokage to the great village of Konohagakure, looked very unamused. "Look, you two aren't exactly on equal ends, so it'd be best if the both of you learned to work together."
Guy was furious. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" he exclaimed. "I can't go on a mission with that laid-back, silver-haired butt-ugly loser!" Tsunade raised an eyebrow.
"I think that's the most trash I've ever heard you talk," she commented. "But it doesn't change anything."
Kakashi was still too in shock from hearing Guy spew ugly phrases from his mouth to speak, so Guy spoke for him. "Can't we take anyone else on this mission? A student, maybe?"
The Hokage shook her head. "Nope, sorry, Team 7 is already deployed, and your squad is staying here today in case some emergency comes up. You two are going at it alone."
"What if I puke on him?" Kakashi asked, regaining his composure.
"Then he'll have to buy a new green jumpsuit of youthfulness ©." Tsunade replied, straightening some papers on her desk. "I don't have time to argue with you two. Just go to Sunagakure, take care of your mission, and come back here. Alright?"
Guy and Kakashi sighed in unison. "Yes ma'am," they said. Kakashi grabbed the mission scroll off the desk and proceeded to exit the Hokage's office. Guy shot him a dirty look.
"What if I wanted to carry the mission scroll?"
"Deal with it, stupid."
The next chapter will be longer, I promise. :)