I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Know Your Stars, just the idea. This is stupid, I know. Don't read if you want to keep your brain cells.

"Know your stars…" A voice said, "Know yours stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"Who said that?" Marik asked, "I'll banish you to the shadow realm! Show yourself!"

"Marik Ishtar… His favorite food is meat." The voice said.

"No it's not… I hate meat," Marik responded, "And who is this?"

"Marik Ishtar, he lives in a box out in the ocean," The voice announced.

"I live in Egypt you idiot; there is no ocean in Egypt!" Marik argued.

"Are too."

"Are not!"

"Are too."

"No there's not! I live there!" Marik yelled at the voice.

"You say that now… Marik Ishtar, his natural hair colors are geen, violet, and black."

"WHAT?" Marik asked, "My hair is light blonde!"
"That's because you died it…" The voice said, "Kids used to call you Fuzzka the Multi-colored Teddy Bear."

"What? Fuzzka? Where in the name of Ra do you get your information?"

Evil Yami laughing in the background

"Marik Ishtar… His best friends are Pharaoh Atem and Yugi Moto."

"Now you have crossed the line!" Marik stood up, "I hate those Kisamas!" (bastards)

"You're just mad because Atem rejected you and hooked up with Tea."

"WHAT? For your information, I am not gay! Who the hell said that!" Marik yelled.

Malik starts to laugh with Evil Yami
"Marik Ishtar… He is an albino."

"What? How much pot have you had?" Marik asked, "I am clearly Egyptian!"

"You're just faking it. Everyone knows you're an albino, Fuzzka the Multi-colored albino Teddy Bear."

"That didn't even make sense!"

"Be quiet Fuzzka," The voice said, "Marik Ishtar… He doesn't know what a hot dog is made of."

"For once you're right, I don't. Do you?" Marik asked snobbishly.

"…Fuzzka meat." The voice told him.

"WHAT!"

"Now you know Marik Ishtar."

"No they don't!"

"They do…"

"Do not!"

Evil Yami and Malik are laughing hysterically

"I'll kill you all!" Marik yelled and started to throw stuff.

Well that was Marik Ishtar. Now you know him. Next time I think we might put on Seto Kiaba… Or maybe Bakura… Or even Atem. You guys let me know. Anyway, this was supposed to be stupid, so if you review and tell me it's stupid… I already know.