Mr. Slayers
Introductory
By: Tara-Chan
Disclaimers:
Slayers doesn't belong to me. I got the idea after watching Mr. SAHS pageant.
Don't sue me!
Notes: Please
ignore the grammatical and spelling errors. OOC might be visible so ignore
those too. Also do not take anything in here offensive. Just being silly!
Please read and send me feedbacks! Enjoy!!
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Tara-Chan:
Konban wa minna-san! Boku wa Tara-Chan! I'm proud to be hosting the first
annual Mr. Slayers competition!
(Audience
cheers.)
TC: (Bows) It is
my honor to be here tonight. Before I go on any further, let me introduce the
judges! First we have Jen-chan! Konban wa! Got anything to say?
Jen-chan: Hello!
I'm Jen-chan! I'll try to be fair and all, but I can't help loving Zel!
TC: (Glares) Zel
is mine!! Anyways now onto the next judge! Mr. Oh!
Mr. Oh: Why am I
here? I don't want to be no judge of some stupid beauty pageants! Especially
when the contestants are male!!
TC: (Pouts)
Awwwww! Come on! You promised to cooperate!
MO: (Roll eyes)
Fine! (Mutters) How the hell did I get myself into this?
TC: (Ignores Mr.
"Cranky" Oh) ok. Our next judge is Missy!!
Missy: Hi! I am
so glad you made me a judge! It'll be fun tonight staring at all the
bishounens!
TC: (Giggles)
Same here! Now we have toe Pimp Masta!
Pimp Masta:
Yeaaaaah!! That's me! I'm the best! No one else is better than me! Come to
think of it why am I down here? Shouldn't I be a contestant too? Blah Blah
Blah…
TC: (Huge
sweatdrop) Um…yeah!! Finally we have chibi Lord of Nightmare!
CLON: Glad to be
here. Now let's get on with the show! I want to see some of my creations!
TC: (Nods) Ok.
Now shall we introduce the contestants?
(Audience full
of fangirls cheering loudly.)
TC:
(Mega-sweatdrop) Okie dokie. First off we have Mr. Sorcerer, Zelgadiss
Graywords!His lovely escort is Lina Inverse, Ms. Sorceress!
(Zelgadiss and
Lina walk out both in their usual ensemble. Just for tonight Lina and TC got
Zel to get rid of the hdeious mask and hood. Both were very red. Zel looks as
if he was going to Ra Tilt someone, while Lina looks as if she was going to
Dragonslave somebody.)
Zel: (Mutters)
This is so stupid…
Lina: (Mutters
also) I can agree no more.
TC: Hey! I heard
that!
Zel: I rather be
looking for my cure!
Lina: I rather
be getting treasures!
TC: (Raise an
eyebrow) Oh? Or would you rather be victims of fangirls and fanboys sexual toy?
Both: NO!!!
TC: (LOOMS) Then
quit complaining!!!
Both: (Meekly)
Yes ma'm…
TC: (Clears
throat) Next we have Mr. and Mr. Dragon! Valgaav and Filia Ul Copt!
(Mutely, they
walked out on stage. Val's horn has been shined up, and Filia's bow was tied
more neatly than usual. Filia thought this whole thing was childish, but she
kept it to herself. She's just glad that she didn't get to escort Xelloss. Val
felt really stupid. He felt all his pride disappearing for a member from the
golden dragon was escorting him. He felt old hatred flowing through him, but it
lessened for he remembered how sympathtetic Filia was to his fellow deceased
ancient dragons.)
TC: (Smiles)
Looks like they're cooperating just fine! Now we have Mr. And Ms. Swordsman #1!
Gourry Gabrieve and Sylphiel Nels Lahda!
(Both nimbly
step out to the stage. Sylphiel had a huge smile on her face, as she was
clutching "her" Gourry dear's arm tightly. Gourry waved to the crowds with his
free arm.)
Gourry: Hey?
What's going on? Is this an important cooking contest??
TC: (Crashes)
Uh…no Gourry. (Looks at Sylphiel) Haven't you explained it to him?
Sylphiel: Oh I
did. I could do it again.
TC: (Sighs) Well
ghere comes Mr. and Ms. Swordsman #2! Zangalus and Martina Zoana Mel
Navratilova!
(Zangalus rushes
out with the Howling sword, with Martina following behind.)
Zangalus: Come
and fight Gourry! We have to have a rematch! I demand one!!
Gourry: You're
on!
TC: (Walksup to
them with a huge sweatdrop.) Uh guys…sorry but no violence here!
Both: Awww nuts…
TC: Just trying
to keep this under R rated. Now we have an unusual category! Please welcome Mr.
and Ms Justice; Phil and Amelia!
Phil: Justice
will let the best win! May the best be me!!
Amelia: Right on
dad! Justice will take its place!
(Everyone looks
at the hostess with confusion written on all his or her faces.)
Jen-chan:
Tara-chan…(lowers her voice to a stage whisper) Phil's not a bishounen…
TC: (sighs)
Sorry guys. Unless you want me to get a deceased Alfred, no can do…
Amelia: Are you
talking about my daddy?
TC: (roll eyes)
No. Let's get on with the show. Our last contestant and escort are Mr. and Ms.
Mazoku! Xelloss and Zelas Metallium!
(Xelloss walked
out on stage with a pissed off Juu-sama. Zelas was mad, since she an highly
ranked official mazoku, subordinate to Shabranigdo, had to escort someone lower
than her.)
Xelloss:
Master…I'm sorry this had to happen…
Zelas: Oh shut
up! (Beat him up)
Xelloss: Itai…
Zelas: (Glares
at TC) You'll pay for this!
TC: Whatever.
Well that's the introduction round! Let's give our contestants a hand!
(Round of
applauses goes on.)
TC: Ok. Now I'll
explain how it's going to go. There are going to be four rounds. At each round,
the highest points each contestant will get are 25 points. So basically each
judge gives them a point based on the 1-5 scoring rank. 1 being the lowest and
5 being the highest. So whoever gets the highest point wins! Oh yeah! During our
entertainment act, the five judges are going to get together and discuss
amongst themselves. Whoever they think that deserves Mr. Slayers will get 50
extra points. 25 goes to the 1st runner up and 10 go to the 2nd
runner up. Now we'll take a break before we go to the first round!
(Background
music: Josie and the Pussycats – 3 Small Words)
Mr. Slayers
By: MairiNathaira