Diary of a Weedy Kid-Cannabis Rules!
September
Well today Fregley came up to me and asked if I wanted some dank kush I was like bruh please you have candy and get fucking wasted off that niggas don't need no cannabis smh and then my boy Rowlz was all like "Joshie says kush is great finna give me a hit" and I was like nigga you got man boobs the size of watermelons you don't need no kush
October
So my literal bro Rodrick was all like "Sup lil niggy" and I was like yo man you got some of that dank kush I been hearing about and he was all like "Bush did 9/11" and offered me a hit and i didn't know if it was the good stuff so I had Rowley try it for me and he fucking threw up his intestines smh
November
I'm so fucking high rn did you know that the Earth actually goes around the sun and that pirates still exist and that JFK was killed by the Illuminati and that the Magic School Bus is actually an analogy for post-WWII China and racism
December
So my little bro Manny was like "Susan give me a toy car" and mom was like "Nigga you three don't call me Susan" and I was like "my little nig does what he fucking wants now buy me another fucking journal before Dad beats yo ass" she didn't know I use the pages to roll a blunt lolz
Christmas
So my stocking was fucking heavy and I opened it and there were like twenty pounds of kush I ntheir Santa knows best lmao
Anyways Manny got his toy car and later I saw him curb stomping some fool and when his friend down the street went to tell he fucking ran over him in the car and cut his finger off with his buck teeth I gave him some kush cuz nigga deserved it he was all like "laddup nigga thought he could take my car for a ride smh" lmao dank