A quick fore warning: While writing my other fanfic that I'm put actual effort into, "Regular Show: The Greta Game Caper" (By that, I mean I open the doc up, put a paragraph or two worth of dialogue, and then close for some reason) I thought I'd be a stupid idiot and free write something...interesting.

Ladies and Gentlemen, a for the lulz fic, this is...

Zombie Killing Love Affair of Magic Z

It's the year 2025, and my name is Danny Darkfair. I go college at the University of the Zombie Slayers of Tomorrow. If you didn't get it, the college for people who study in the career of zombie slaying. In the year I live in, zombies roam the earth people because their hungry, but their bad too! It's not too bad because people can still live lives normally in safe places but the government needed people who could fight them.

I'm a anthropomorphic fox with spiky black hair and zip-up sweater with a undershirt. (A/N the animal guys don't have showing body parts because that would be gross). I do good in college and have some good friends.

One day when we were in the shooting range class, my friend, Mordecai, told me about this one new girl in our class.

"Her name's Nicole or something," he said while shooting a target with the iron sights down.

"What is she like," I aksed, while shooting a moving target when looking at him.

"She's like cat person and supposed to be from a place called Elmor."

Elmor was one of the first cities to get hit with the apocalypse. It was so bad that thePresident had to call in a nuke and blew the town up. If this Nicole chic was from there, she had to be some sort of badass.

Our instructor, Lee, said class was over and we went back to our dorms.

Later, during lunch, I was eating some food—chicken fries, pizza, and some sprite—when I saw some girl coming over to the table I was sitting at. She was a cat with dark cyan fur and was wearing a tan tank top cut at halfway and combat pants with boots.

"Is someone using this seat," She asked about the seat next to me. I shook my head no. I asked—"Who are you?"

She said "Nicole Watterson," I replied.

I think I was in love.

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So wat do you fink guys? Leave me a review. bai

(Now for the real A/N: Hope this thing made you guys laugh, and consider it filler until I get the next cahpter of my other fic up.)

-Drone Person