Fruitamegus
A/N: I was in a very parody-like mood when I wrote this. Me and my friend Abigail decided that since there is something called DRARRY and something called DRAPPLE, why could the two not be related? We 'discovered' that Harry had green eyes and that Apple is green. So, we invented something called a fruitamegus. It's the same as an Animagus, only the person turns into a fruit, not an animal. So, I turned our ideas into a fanfiction. If you want a fruitamegus in your fanfiction, you are welcome to use it. Just ask first (:
Harry had never told anyone he was a fruitamegus. But, he was. It was night time, and he was wandering around the castle, when he heard footsteps coming. He quickly transformed.
Draco was walking down a deserted corridor. A single, green apple lay in the corner of the floor. The apple looked delicious. That's odd, Draco thought. He looked around briefly, and then picked up Apple and put it in his pocket. He then began to walk quickly towards the Slytherin Common Room.
Harry liked being in Draco's pocket. It was warm, comfortable and smelled good. Well, Harry supposed that's what it would have been like anyways. But, Harry couldn't really feel anything. After all, he was just an apple.