You ate my Girlfriend!

Pairings: Draco/Banana and Harry/Apple.

Hi! My friend told me that she had seen a couple of these before. She then asked for me to write one. This is the random result.

I really wanted to get something out today so I could keep going with my streak. I'm doing better than ever!

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: well... Someone who writes stuff this random most certainly cannot write anything as serious as Harry Potter series. Therefore, I do not own Harry Potter.

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Draco's stare was accusing as he pointed to Harry. "Where is she?"

"Who?" Harry asked curiously.

"My girlfriend!" Draco shrieked. "I know you have her Potter, don't lie to me!"

Harry looked around. "But... There are no girls in here..."

Draco glared at Harry. "I said don't lie!" He gasped audibly. "No! Don't!"

Harry's hand paused in mid air just as he was about to take another bit of his banana. "Don't what?" He asked.

"Don't eat my girlfriend!" Draco screeched.

Harry looked around, confused. Seeing no one, he then proceeded to finish eating his banana in silence, wondering if Draco was mad. Meanwhile Draco was sending him such a dirty look that Harry was feeling a tad bit uncomfortable. "NOOOOO!" Draco let out a dramatic cry before falling to the floor in mock agony.

Harry peered down at him. "Alright there, Malfoy?"

Draco rolled over, tears streaming down his face. "No! You just ate my girlfriend!" He exclaimed.

Harry looked troubled. He had finally realized what the problem was with Draco. "Oh... I only ate the banana the drown my sorrow because YOU ate my apple. I loved Appley very much. I didn't realize you were dating a fruit as well." He explained.

Draco stared at him. "I did NOT eat your girlfriend!" He protested.

"What about that 'apple' you ate earlier? That was my girlfriend you dimwit!" Harry said mournfully.

"What? How was I to know that it was your girlfriend?!"

"Exactly." Harry pointed out, looking smug. "How was I to know that the banana was your girlfriend?"

"I'll have you know she wasn't just any banana, she was special!" Draco exclaimed.

"So was my apple!"

Draco sighed then glared at Harry. "Now I need to sneak another banana into my pocket!"

"Yeah, well I have to sneak another apple! I shall forever miss you, my dear Appley..." Harry trailed off, staring into space.

Draco burst out crying again and rushed out of the room. Many people stared at him as he passed, wondering if he had gone insane. Harry sniffed and wondered to himself whether he would ever get over the death of his loved one.

The Boy-Who-Lived and the Slytherin Prince were unusually quiet for the next few days...

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Well! That was interesting! I had a bit of drama myself today involving stuffed monkeys who did not like being thrown around by arrogant people trying to set me up with this weirdo. Not that it worked but monkeys have feelings too!

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