Good Riddance.
The setup-
Once upon a time in make believe Fox studio land Zack was released from the nut factory were he had been working on day release from the mental institution. He wasn't actually deemed sane enough to be released but enough seasons had passed and we all know the justice system isn't all it's cracked up to be so they turfed him out back in to the care of the Jeffersonian crew, cause after all he was Brennans' favourite intern. (No one really believed her when she said Vincent was her favourite did they really?)
And on with the story-
Zack was hard at work polishing a bone that Monday morning which was made that much more efficient now he wore mittens for his disfigured hands, when Daisy arrived on the platform ready for work and obnoxiously chirpy. It had been the first time the two had been at work together, they'd met on odd occasions when Sweets had visited him in the institution and Daisy had gone with him in the hope that Dr Brennan was also visiting cause stalking her really was one of her favourite hobbies.
Daisy was fascinated by Zack as he was even more of a freak and geek than Sweats and because he was Brennans favourite. Daisy bounced like a deranged rabbit over to wear Zack was polishing his bone. "Hi Zack" she said "would you like me to help polish your bone?" Zack looked at her and replied "no thankyou I can handle it I've had plenty of practice polishing by myself. You could however take these ones I've already polished into Dr Brennan's office for me".
Daisy always annoyingly willing and eager to help gathered the Bones and made her way to Bones office with the Bones.
Daisy had been gone only a matter of minutes when Zack heard a kerfuffle coming from the office and so went to investigate.
Upon arriving in the office he found Daisy had knocked over a heap of Brennans artefacts while stripping off her clothes. "Why are you in your underwear Daisy and why do they say Tuesday when it is clearly Monday?" Zack asked. "Oh Zack seeing you polish that Bone so expertly and being in Dr Brennans office inspired me so much that my clothes just fell off, and my Monday knickers were in a twist this morning that I just couldn't get undone" replied Daisy.
Zack who clearly hadn't had any lovin since that chick from season one was so turned on that he stopped polishing his bone and let his pants fall the rest of the way down as Daisy made her way over to him. Clumsy as they both were they fell over amongst the artefacts that Daisy had knocked over. Unfortunately for them they failed to notice Brennans Iguana who had escaped form his damaged enclosure. The Iguana was ravenous as Zack had been supposed to feed him first thing that morning but had forgotten.
The last thing either Zack or Daisy saw where the massive jaws of the Iguana as it ripped there jugulars out. He was normally such a pleasant Iguana but he was having a bad day.
Later that morning Brennan and Booth entered Brennans' office and came upon the two dead bodies and an Iguana which now seemed much happier with a full belly. Booth picked his boxers out of his crack and sat upon the couch while Brennan laid across his lap as they looked at the mess. They were dismayed it was going to be hard to get those stains out of the carpet and they'd need to go shopping for a new Iguana cage.
The end.