Gollum/Smeagol's Poem
We wants to swim in the forbidden pool
The water is nice and sweet and cool
We only wish to catch a big fat fish
And serve it raw not bothering with a dish
We caught such a fish and held it tight
But nasty archers gave us a fright
Tricksy hobbit master tried to hurt me
But we will kill him wait and see
The Fat hobbit will deter
So we will feed them to her
Yes, and in the empty clothes-
While the bodies decompose
The precious will be ours again
There is no need to explain